My First South Park Fan Fiction!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StanFan!]

Ms. Garrison: Hello Class, today we have a new student named Dana(me!)
She walked in and looked straight at Eric Cartman, EW what a fatass! she thought.
Ms. Garrison: Say hi class!
Class: Hi Dana!
Ms. Garrison: Now go take a seat, um, there's an open seat next to Kyle. You can sit there.
Dana: Okay, wait who is Kyle???
Ms. Garrison pointed over at a boy in a green hat

..............to be continued

[greenboy]

Work in progress? Can't make any judge as to how good it is yet, there's not quite enough to go off of.

[StanFan!]

wat the heck is bloody siggy??????????

[KyleFan!]

signature, the bit under your post.

[StanFan!]

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[greenboy]

signature, the bit under your post.

Yea, and due to the fact that my MacBook Pro got sent off to The Mothership (well, Apple) I am out of a Photoshopping machine. So that's why I have that bit there instead.

[StanFan!]

Continued........................................
Cartman: NO!!!!!!!!!! NO DON'T DO IT!
He turned and looked at Dana
Cartman: HE'LL BRAINWASH YOU BECAUSE HE'S A STUPID JEW!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle: Shut up FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Garrison: BOYS!!!!!!!
Cartman: WELL ITS NOT NY FAULT I'M A STUPID JEWISH ASSHOLE LIKE YOU, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle: Cartman! Is this anyway to act in front of a new student?
Cartman: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!! YOUR GONNA BRAIN WASH HER!!!!!!!
Kyle: I'M NOT GOING TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. Garrison: THATS!!!!!!! YOU TWO!!!!!! PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE! NOW!
To be continued.....................

[StanFan!]

Continued.........................
Stan: But Kyle didn't do anything!!!! It was Cartman that started it!
Ms. Garrison: YOU TO STAN!
Dana: But, he was only defending his friend!
The class fell silent.



Sorry this is al i got so far...............

[StanFan!]

Continued More:
Ms. Garrison: Your not supposed to talk back to teachers like that.
Dana: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!! THIS IS UNFAIR
Ms. Garrison: THATS IT YOU BITCH!! YOU TOO! PRINCIPLES OFFICE!
Dana: But-
Ms. Garrison: SHUT UP AND GO!!!!!!!
The three boys and Dana walked out of the classroom
Cartman: This is bull shit!
Kyle: Well its all your fault fat ass!
Cartman: Hey SHUT UP ASSHOLE JEW!
Dana: Why don't you FAT IDIOT!
Cartman: What did you just say to me?
Dana: What did it sound like fat ass?
They reached the door towards the principles office......
To be continued................

[bridon#1fan]

Funny, keep going!


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[greenboy]

Lmao, I love it! Well so far anyway.

[StanFan!]

Continued Even More:
They pushed open the door and walked in. There were four chairs lined up and they all sat in one.
Principle: OH! What have you boys done now???
Kyle: IT WAS CARTMAN!!!
Cartman: SHUT UP FAG!!!!! It was all Kyle.......
Dana: IT SERIOUSLY WAS CARTMAN!!!!
More silence................
Dana: WHY DOES EVRYONE DO THAT WHEN I TALK! IT WAS CARTMAN!!! HE WAS TELLIG ME I'D GET BRAINWASHED IF I SIT NEXT TO KYLE BECAUSE HE'S JEWISH!!!!!!!!!
Kyle: She's right!
Stan: YEAH!
Principle: Well Eric..........see me after school.
Cartman: WHAT? NO! YOU BITCH! I HATE YOU!
They slammed the door shut.
Kyle: So you hate Cartman now?
Dana: Yes, i hate him and i would bomb his house if I could.
Stan: So does Kyle, all Cartman does is insult his religeon, he was being the same ass sucker he is everyday.
To be continued..........................

[bridon#1fan]

nice, its coming along very well.

[StanFan!]

Heyy thanks guys, i didn't think that people would actaully like it so thanks

[StanFan!]

CONTINUED EVEN MORE!
~Later at Lunch~
Kyle: FATASS!
Cartman: ASSHOLE JEW!!!!!!
Kyle: FAGGOT!
Cartman: LESBIAN JEW!!!
Stan: Guys! Calm down!
Cartman: Fine.....I will because I'm hungry!
Kenny: (Muffled)
Kyle: Yeah your lucky you didn't go to the principles pffice, it was like a riot!
Cartman: Thanks to you assholes I have to stay after school today!
Stan: Its your fault Cartman.
Cartman: SHUT UP STAN!
Kyle: Speaking of that, where's that new girl, um, what was her name?
Stan: I think it was Dana.
Kyle: Yeah! I wonder where she is!


All I got so far, srry, its coming together bit by bit!

[bridon#1fan]

Keep going it's really good!

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[StanFan!]

Its been a while since I've updated this so
:CONTINUED:
Cartman: She's probally craping through her mouth!
Kyle: Cartman! Shut up ok, why do you always have to rip on the new kid?!
Cartman: Because their all assholes!
Stan: All assholes like you?
Cartman: THAT IS NOT FUNNY STAN!
Dana walked over to the table
Dana: Hi guys!
Stan: Hey, whats up?
Dana: Nothing, just the normal stuffs
She sat down next to Stan
Cartman: So Dana, how does it feel to be a loser?
Dana: Cartman, Cartman, Cartman, your the loser, the fattest loser I've ever seen!

All I got, man, its been a while hasn't it?

[aguy]

yea













planetwolf(mad)vampvampvampvamp:):):)

[StanFan!]

.......................thats real nice




real nice
lots of pics huh?
ur scary
haha
jk

[Cartooncutie16]

absolutely Lovely keep up the fabulous work

[bridon#1fan]

Like it, keep it up!

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[KyleFan!]

Thanks for posting it on the blogiki too.

Not only did it end the long long break of no posting there. But it also forced me to come up with the blogiki sinners tags. :)

So you had best do more hehe !

[StanFan!]

no, it wasnt me, it was someone esle not me so. yeah, i might post mine im debating.......................................... ................................................

[KyleFan!]

You should definatly. Theres no reason you shouldn't :)

[StanFan!]

haha, i did! its posted now! HAPPY?! haha lol jk!

[KyleFan!]

im happier than ive ever been before :) thank you

[StanFan!]

Continued:
Cartman: NO I'M NOT! YOUR FAT AND LAZY AND A HOE!
Dana: Your mom's a hoe!
Stan:Ouch
Cartman: Dana, I will make life a living hell for you!
Dana: SAME HERE!
Kenny: (muffled)
Kyle: Yeah, no ones ever stood up to Cartman like that!
Dana: Well thats cause I'm awesome!
Cartman: No your not
Dana: Yes I am
Cartman: No your not!
Dana Yes I am!
Cartman: NO your not!
Dana: YES I AM!
Cartman:NO YOUR-
Stan: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DANA IS A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN YOU ARE FATASS!
Cartman: Well, Stan. who invited you into this converstaion?
Stan: STOP BEING SUCH A SMART ASS!
Cartman: Its not my fault for being so smart!
To be continued......................................... ......

[bridon#1fan]

Funny, keep it up!

[StanFan!]

Thanks guys soooooooooooooooooooooooooo much i never thought I'd get this far! Thanj you for all of your support

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

Ms .garrison:we Have A New Student Class Say Hello To Emily Hi Emily. Emily:thank You. Kyle: You Can Sit Over Here. Caryman You Just Have A Crush On Her Kyle: No I Dont Emily: Kyle Kyle: Yes Emily Remember Me Kyle: Emily. Emily: Yep Its Your Old Friend Cartman: Who Is Is There Friend Kyle: She Was A Friend Of Mine ......................... To Be Continued

[KyleFan!]

Ms .garrison:we Have A New Student Class Say Hello To Emily Hi Emily. Emily:thank You. Kyle: You Can Sit Over Here. Caryman You Just Have A Crush On Her Kyle: No I Dont Emily: Kyle Kyle: Yes Emily Remember Me Kyle: Emily. Emily: Yep Its Your Old Friend Cartman: Who Is Is There Friend Kyle: She Was A Friend Of Mine ......................... To Be Continued

You should make your own thread for your own fanfic. If you need a hand doing that let me know.

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

Is Anybody Out There

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

Is Any One Out There:)

[KyleFan!]

Hi,
Im sorry there is no one about when you posted these messages. But please do not post messages (on the site and by PM) asking when people will be online or where is everybody as it comes across a bit annoying and spammy.

I'm sure there will be plenty of people on the site to chat to soon so stay tuned :)

[bridon#1fan]

Like it alot, keep going.

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

emily:who is token kyle:a friend of ours cartman:yeah right stan:shut the fuck up shit faced cock master cartman:ass raming uncle fucker emily:you are both fuckers kyle:shes right stan:shut the fuck up kyle cartman: yea fucking jew emily: stop messing with kyle fuckers kyle: yea bitches stan: what the fuck are we doing cartman: we are about to beat the crap out of the fucking jews emily: i know im jewish but you are a fucking german ..............................to be continued

[bridon#1fan]

nice keep it up!
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[StanFan!]

excuse me, this is my fanfiction thread, if u'd like u can start ur own, but this one is for my fanfic, now im not trying 2 be rude but, this is where my fanfic goes. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE ONE!!!!!!!!

[KyleFan!]

Please people, One thread per fanfic. The ONLY exception is the Roleplay thread where a fanfic is currently being built where members contribute bit by bit.

Please consider that this is a warning that we will delete posts that are not related to the topic which in this case is kylefan2's fanfic.

Thanks!

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

shut up its my story stan fan

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

cartman:what the fuck did you say.emily:you are fucking german.kyle:ouch.stan:really.dana:hi stan. stan:hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.kyle:hmph .........................sorry kylefan2 but i like yours with stan

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

omg dude kick ass dude you bastard......................holy shit dude............young man you watch your mouth......................of to the movies we shall go where we learn everything that we know and the movies teach us what are parents dont time have to say and this movie is gonna make are lifes compolete couse terrce and phillp are sweet super sweet thank god we live in quet redneck horrible white trash muffles u.s.a can i five tickets to terrce and pillp asses of fire no what do mean no

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

i want to be nice dana

[KyleFan!]

KYLESLOVERJEW if you wish to contribute by posting a fanfiction then you NEED to open your own thread.

DO NOT interject into others fanfics unless that is there with.

Consider this your final warning on the matter. If you continue then you may have to just be given read only access to the fanfiction section. And I really dont want to have to do that.

[StanFan!]

yeah please, im noy trying 2 be rude its just that its my thread, i dont want it to be shut down!

[bridon#1fan]

^Sorry

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[KYLESLOVERJEW]

im sorry uglyyyyyyyyyyyyy im trying to be nice

[StanFan!]

.......................r u calling me ugly?????????? cuz ur a retard, U NOOB!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU!!!!! Your the one that ruinied MY fanfiction so wat the fuck are you talking about!?

[KyleFan!]

.......................r u calling me ugly?????????? cuz ur a retard, U NOOB!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU!!!!! Your the one that ruinied MY fanfiction so wat the fuck are you talking about!?

Just ignore them, if they say anything else then I shall intervene.

[StanFan!]

ok thank you so much Kylefan!!
::gives kylefan! a hug::

[StanFan!]

Continued after all this confusion and antics of KYLESLOVERJEW

Ms. Garrison: Class, calm down. We have some very important buissness to discuss.
Stan: About what??
Ms. Garrison: Valentines Day
The girls squealed, the guys moaned and Dana just looked down at her feet. Stan looked over and cocked his head to the side.
Stan: Hey are you ok?
Dana looked at him blankly
Dana: Yeah, fine, i guess
Stan looked a little concerned but turned back to face Ms. Garrison
Ms. Garrison: Theres gonna be a Valentines Day parrty
Cartman: GOD DAMMIT!
Ms. Garrison: and the guys have to ask out the girls
Kyle: oh, i hate this!!!
Stan: You got anyone in mind?
Kyle: I dont know, maybe Bebe, or something. You?
Stan: I dont know either
Kyle: What about Wendy?
Stan: Maybe.........
~across the room at Dana's desk~
Dana:Shit, no ones gonna ask me,ugh
She sank down in her chair
~back at Stan and Kyles desks~
Kyle: Hey, Dana doesnt look ok.
Stan: Yeah she doesnt
Then Cartman walked up
Cartman: WEll, she know no ones gonna ask her because shes so ugly!
Stan: SHUT THE HELL UP SHES NOT UGLY
Kyle: Stan, do you like her?
Stan: I DONT KNOW!!
Kyle: I thought you liked Wendy
Stan: I dont like her ok!
To be continued......................................... ...

[Isamanthal]

very good :P

[StanFan!]

Stan ran out of the classroom and into the boys bathroom.
Stan: Do I like Dana?
He murmered to himself, he kept on thinking about her ever since she came to South Park.
He walked out of the bathroom and back to the classroom to find everyone had left early to go to lunch.
Stan walked in the lunch room to find Dana sitting all alone agian.
He felt bad so he went and sat with her.
Stan: Hi
Dana looked at him
Dana: Hello
They got into a very deep conversation while Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were watching.
Cartman: What is he doing? So he doe slike her!!
Kyle: No, I think he just felt bad for her.
Cartman: Yeah right, what would you know, your a jew!
Kyle ignored him and finished eating his lunch

[StanFan!]

~Recess~
Dana was on the swings, alone again. After lunch and in the classroom, she just couldn't keep her mind off Stan. He was so nice and understanding. She buried her head in her knees.
Stan noticed Dana, looking rather sad and walked up to her.
Stan: Are yoou ok?
Dana looked up
Dana: Yeah I'm fine, Its just hard being the new kid.
Stan looked down at Dana and smiled
Stan: I bet it is, but you'll catch on pretty quickly
He winked at Dana.
Dana blushed.
to be continued later....................

[Isamanthal]

great absolutley great keep going

[StanFan!]

Thank you so much Isamanthal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Continued~
Stan looked around to see if anyone was watching. Aparently, no one was, so he kneeled down besides Dana.
Stan: You heard about the Valentines Day Party right?
Dana nodded.
Stan: Are you going with anyone?
Dana shook her head
Dana: No.
Stan: Well then, Dana? I think we should go to the party together, you want to?
Dana just sat there staring for a while, no one had ever asked her to a party before............................................ .....besides Drew. She pushed Drew out of her mind and focused back on Stan, standing there, smiling down at her.
Dana: Ok. We can go together.
Stan smiled some more
Stan: Ok, great! If you want, you can follow me and see me duck tap a kid to a bench?
Dana laughed and nodded. She followed Stan.
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[Isamanthal]

nice............its really good

[StanFan!]

Thanks again!!
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Butters: Why is it always me that gets duck taped to a bench?
Stan: Because!
Dana laughed and Stan smiled at her. He loved to see her laugh. Cartman ran up to Stan
Cartman: Stan come here!! I've got something to show you!
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sory i have to come up with wat hes gonna show him, sorry

[StanFan!]

OK i got it!
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Cartman: Look at this thing.
Stan: What thing?
Cartman pulled down his pants and mooned Stan.
Stan: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Cartman: HAHAHAHAHA You fell for it!!
Dana had her hand over her mouth, trying to bottle up the laughter. Cartman could tell that she was laughing.
Cartman: Well, it looks like the new kid has a sense of humor huh?
Dana just looked at Cartman. Stan ran up to Dana, grabbed her hand and pulled her away.
Dana: Whats up with him?
Stan: Hes just some fat asshole that is evil and screwed.
Dana: Oh, that sounds just about right, cause he acted that way.
Stan smiled.
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[bridon#1fan]

good! Keep going.

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[StanFan!]

~a couple weeks later~
Mrs. Garrison: Now students we have another new kid, we never seem to be getting any breaks, with these people! Anyway, Ivy, come on in!!
A girl with Reddish-blonde hair, and blue green eyes walked into the classroom. She caught Kyle's attention immediatly.
Ivy: Hello
She talked rather softly, and looked very shy.
Mrs. Garrison: This is Ivy and she moved here from Westchester,New York
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this is all i got so far

[StanFan!]

Cartman:ANOTHER FUCKIN NEW KID!!??
Dana looked at Cartman
Dana:So what?
Cartman gave Dana an evil stare, Dana looked freaked out.
Cartman: WE, don't appriciate new kids
Stan: Cartman thats a bunch of bull shit!
Cartman: WHO ASKED YOU!?
Stan: Your just some fat ass, why would you care?
Cartman: I'M NOT FAT SO SHUT THE HELL UP!
Stan: Fine.
Mrs. Garrison: Ivy you can go sit by Cartman.
Cartman: WHY ME??
Mrs. Garrison: Because your and asshole
Ivy walked to the empty desk next to Cartman.
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all i gots so far!

[bridon#1fan]

Please continue!

[StanFan!]

(this is after everything and a summary of a new fanfic im writing called "Sour and Sweet" which will only be posted on the blogki unless people want me to post it here which is absolutely fine)
~Months Later~
Kyle: So?
Dana: So what?
Kyle: You and Stan.
Dana: What about it?
Kyle: Nevermind.
Dana: NO! What were you going to say?
Kyle: Nothing
Dana: Well what about Ivy?
Kyle: What about her?
Dana: Well, how are things with her?
Kyle: Great, its moving along pretty well. You and Stan?
Dana: Steady.
Kyle: Sweet.
Dana: Yeah.
Kyle: Ok.
Dana: Kyle is it ok if people cut themselves?
Kyle: FUCK NO!
Dana: Ok.
Kyle: Wait why?
Dana: I'm just wondering.
Kyle:................ok.
Dana: Yeah, I'm gonna go stand over....there.
Kyle: Yeah you do that.
Dana walked over across the street from where Kyle was standing.
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Yeah I know its not much yet, but it really gets more actiony, violent, disturbing, and random! If you have any ideas of what should be in this new fanfic "Sour and Sweet" just tell me ok? OK!

[StanFan!]

alright, its now posted, and yes it may seem really weird, and im takin some of these ideas from another show, bet you cant guess which show, hehe.

[TheultimateKylefanboy1092]

im sorry uglyyyyyyyyyyyyy im trying to be nice

Ya know, in my happy place, you would of been tortured both physicaly and mentaly for 2 week's for insulting an innocent bystander like StanFan!. You may not be able to read this message since your banned, but i'm glad you got banned. *gives KYLESLOVERJEW the middle finger.*

[StanFan!]

You know whats really funny though...she was only going to be banned for a month, but she came back as another user right before and she thought she could get away with it. Of course she didn't...and now shes banned for life! YAY!!

And thanks for the support :)