Come on down to South Park and meet some friends Of Mine! (Role Play)

[Cartooncutie16]

Okay this is the thread to role play I can start if needed:


It was a cold day in South Park, Colorado as Cartman was at the bus stop a pissed look on his face.

[KyleDenny]

Denny and Kyle had arrived at that moment, laughing about something they were talking about moments earlier. Denny noticed the pissed off look on Cartman's face.

"Sup, fatass? Got sand in your vagina again?"

(Ooc: i take it this will be in novel format?)

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

(Feel free to tell me if I do anything wrong, I've never RPd before... And I'll just start with my OC)

Cartman shot him a dirty look and opened his mouth to make a retort, but before he could say one word Kelly butted in, turning away from her conversation with Kenny.

"You know, I think you're right Denny," she added, nodding. "Either that or she is on her period." She made sure to make it clear that she was referring to him as the female gender.

[KyleDenny]

(Ooc: it's easy enough, i felt the same way with my frst rp.)

Violet arrived at that moment.

"Did i just hear that fatass is on her period?", putting deliberate stress on "her".

Denny had turned a smug look on his face.

"Sup V?"

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Cartman glared "SHUT UP FAGS MY STUPIDASS COUSIN IS COMING TO STAY AND IM NOT IN THE GODDAMN MOOD"

(OOC: if you guys want we can switch to script I usually do paragraph style when rping with John and Rachel though Im used to either way.)

[KyleDenny]

(Ooc: novelized is easier for me and i'm more used to it too.)

Kyle rolled his eyes at Cartman and looked over at Violet and Denny, who bsorbed in their conversatiom.

"Well, with any luck she won't be nearly as dimwitted as you, fatass."

"That would be amazing", said Denny.

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Just then a pretty redheaded girl in punk style clothing walked up "Talking about me again Fatass?" she asked smirking

"AY FUCK YOU HOE GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!"

"Awwh is that any way to talk to your loving cousin?" Ivy asked mockingly.

"Yes it is bitch I don't take any crap from no fucking chick." Cartman said before he fell to the ground clenching his balls "AY!" Cartman shouted as everyone laughed their asses off.

[KyleDenny]

"When are you goingto learn to stop doing shit that results in getting your ass or balls kicked?" asked Kyle.

"That's right! After all, this like the 50th time one of us three has done it!", joined in Violet.

"That's a stupid idiot for you.", said Denny.

(assuming this takes place after the stuff from the story)

[Mutt]

Just then Mutt walks up to the bus stop.

"Hey dudes what's up?" He greets

[KyleDenny]

"Sup, Mutt?". chorused Kyle, Denny, and Violet at the same time. They looked at each other for a second, then burst out laughing because of it.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Hey, what's going on?" Kelly spoke again, walking towards Mutt.

(Eh, dunno what to write. :/)

[KyleDenny]

"What've you been up to, Mutt?" asked Denny.

"I'm still kinda new here, i'm Violet by the way.", said Violet

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Hey Violet," Kenny and Kelly said at the same time.

"Jinx!" Kelly shouted immediately, and Kenny frowned.

"Anyways," she continued, not unjinxing Kenny, "I've seen you around lately. Not too long ago you beat the shit out of Cartman, right?"

"'AY! SHE DID NOT-"

"Can't say I haven't beaten him up once or twice myself."

Violet looked surprised. "Wow, what a wimp," she commented, speaking as though Cartman wasn't standing right beside her. "He gets beaten up by everybody!"

"Yeah, well, he's an asshole," Kelly said, then straightened. "Hey, look, the bus is here!"

[KyleDenny]

"Yeah, Garrison can confirm that.", said Denny.

"I laughed my ass off when i saw that. Dude, i don't agree with a lot of the shit Garrison does but that was an exception.", said Kyle.

Everyone shared a laugh at that.

"Anyway fatass, you should be grateful that Kenny was willing to bring you back from the dead since you were a dumbass.", Violet reminded him.

"Dude, i still can't blieve you did that., said Kyle, "and i almost saved your ass.

"Well, we were under a lot of stress that night.", Denny reminded him.

"That's true", Kyle remembered.

[Mutt]

"Wow ok so many things happening here." Mutt commented a tad confused on what kind of a conversation he had just walking in to.

"Oh well looks like the bus is early today, weird since it's never on time." He added

[KyleDenny]

(Ooc: any confusion with what i'm talking about with the explosion, etc, read "Denny" in fanfics and that will clarify things)

"Dude, that sucked ass being in a wheelchair and going through all that physical therapy", said Violet, getting ready to walk onto the bus as it pulled up.

"I'll say", said Denny, "and the fear that those broken ribs would puncture a lung or something."

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

As everybody climbed on to the bus, Violet sat next to Denny, Cartman sat next to Kenny, and Kelly quickly pushed Stan out of the way (gently) to sit next to Kyle. Stan ended up sitting next to Mutt across the aisle. Stan gave Kelly a confused look, and she smiled back apologetically.

"So," Kelly started the conversation immediately as the engine roared to life, "fill me in a little more on Denny and Violet. I mean, I know them a little, but... Uh, yeah." she finished awkwardly.

"Well," Kyle started, then Kelly jumped and turned around.

"KENNY, YOU OWE ME A COKE! YOU SPOKE ON THE JINX!" She shouted excitedly. Kyle shook his head and chuckled.

"So, what were you saying?" Kelly inquired, turning back around.

"Well..."

[KyleDenny]

Kyle didn't know where to begin but then decided to generalize everything.

"Well, Denny is my half-brother. He came to my house to meet my dad in october and we took him in. It's a long story. Violet came to South Park in october too. Her and Denny have liked each other from day one. She's one tough badass."

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Aw, they like each other? That's sweet!" Kelly smiled. "Are they together yet, or do they have yet to reveal their feelings?" There was a dreamy look on her face.

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Alton was in the back a scowl on his face as Bebe walked up.

"Mind if I sit--" Bebe started

"NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU NON-GINGER FUCK!" Alton shouted as Bebe walked off glaring.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kelly jumped and spun around as she heard the commotion behind her. She could see that Kenny and Cartman had done the same. Not even bothering to look for the person who said it, she jumped out of her seat and in to the aisle.

"Hey, what's your problem, kid?!" she yelled, feeling a bit sorry for Bebe, who was glumly looking for somewhere else to sit. "Since when are gingers the new Aryan race?" She couldn't help it- when people were racist around her her temper flared terribly.

[Mutt]

Mutt quietly watched the action from his seat as he saw an angry Kelly jump out of her seat ninja style responding to the rather rascist remark.

"You're probably looking for Alton, he thimks gingers are supreior to non-gingers which is kind of weird since it refers more to hair then to a race..." He told her "He's the red headed version of Cartman."

[KyleDenny]

"Well yeah, they've been together for a while. Same day we all met at school.", said Kyle, after Kelly had calmed down and sat back down.

The seat in front showed Denny and Violet absorbed in conversation.

"It's still hard to forget about october isn't it?". asked Denny.

"Yeah, i was going apeshit about you when you were in that coma.", Violet agreed.

"You think fatass will get beaten up again?", asked Denny.

"Oh hell yeah." said Violet, nodding, "i can't help but take credit for that."

"Speaking of which,", said Denny, noticing what just happened, "I wouldn't be surprised if that kid got his ass kicked.", he said, speaking of Alton.

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"HEY DON'T FUCKING SPEAK UNLESS TOLD TO!" Alton shouted

"SHUT UP ALTON NOBODY CARES!" Ivy shouted

Alton shut up.

[KyleDenny]

"Dude, he better not piss Ivy off." , said Violet behind her hand.

"Yeah, look what she does to Cartman", said Denny, the same way.

[Cartooncutie16]

"I SAID STOP TA--" Alton shouted as Ivy beat the living shit out of him

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kelly leapt out of her seat again and began to cheer, shouting "Ivy, Ivy, go Ivy!" Kyle quickly followed suit, and as people began to notice the chant rose to a roar.

"IVY! IVY! IVY!"

Kelly saw Alton twist himself on to Ivy's back and bite her arm like an animal. Without giving it a second thought, she tackled him and held him down, kicking his crotch from behind while Ivy quickly got to her feet, practically unscathed, and proceeded to take out her frustration on Alton's chubby stomach. The cheers grew even louder, and soon Violet and Bebe ran up to join the fun.

Sadly, it all came to a stop when the bus screeched to a stop. Violet, Ivy, and Kelly were immediately thrown off of the antagonizing ginger, who coughed a few times before stumbling to his feet.

"YOU ASSHOLES AREN'T GONG TO GET AWAY WITH THAT!!" he screamed, then coughed again.

"Yeah, sure, whatever, Mr. Butt-hurt," Kelly scoffed.

"You give gingers a bad name. Just don't even try, dude," Ivy agreed. Violet nodded, giving him a hard glare before she whipped around and stalked off along with the other two.

"So," Kelly said, catching with Kyle, "how was that?"

Kyle swung his arm over her shoulder, not noticing the blush rising to her cheeks when he did so.

"Dude, that was awesome!"

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Ivy looked at them jealously she had a slight crush on Kyle but didn't act upon it knowing Kelly was in love with him sighing she sat down in a free seat looking at the window as she watched the cars roll by.

"Something the matter Ivy?" Stan asked as Ivy smiled.

"Nope just exhausted after kicking Alton's ass" Ivy said gesturing to Alton who was passed out in the middle of the floor.

"Okay" Stan said sitting down by Ivy ignoring the jealous glare of Wendy.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

(Ahhh, I'm sorry if you don't like OC fluff! But I really wanted to write this.)

"Um, Kyle...?" Kelly spoke hesitantly, lowering her eyes to the floor. The bus had started again. Engine malfunction.

"Yeah?" he said, not turning from the window.

"Have you ever been in love with anybody?" she asked, feeling her ears begin to burn. At that, Kyle turned.

"Uh, yeah. I think I was... once," he said. "There was this girl named Rebecca... But she was a slut, but while it lasted... Heh..." his voice trailed off awkwardly.

"What's it like?" Kelly asked timidly.

"Well..." Kyle paused, trying to think of what to say. "It's like... It's like coming to the end of summer break, then realizing you have two weeks left. And whenever you're with them, you notice them and not anyone else... And you smile when you hear their voice."

"Ah..." Kelly said. She turned away.

"What's up?" Kyle asked, noticing her composure had changed.

Kelly froze. She knew what was up. That was exactly how she felt around him. He'd forgotten to mention how your palms get all sweaty,and your head swims a little, and when you sit next to them you want to scoot closer...

"Uh, Kelly, you're squishing me against the window..."

"Oh... sorry," she said, but then forgot to scoot back.

"No really, what's going on?"

Kelly sighed. Maybe now's the time... Yes, I've got to tell him.

"Kyle..." she swallowed. "I think I-"

The bus screeched to a stop again, even more abruptly this time. Everyone shouted, then laughed at their own shouts. This time it wasn't an engine failure- they had arrived.

"Kelly, what were you saying?" Kyle asked.

"I think-"

"EVERYONE OFF!!!" the bus driver screamed. "AND SHUT THE F*CK UP!" She was on her period...

Once they were off the bus and in school, all of them walking together towards their first class, Kyle asked one more time "What were you trying to say?"

"Kyle, I THINK I REALLY-"

The bell rang.

"Oh, fuck it."

(I feel really bad for taking Kyle from Ivy and then writing this! PLZFORGIVEME!!! *Bows*)

[KyleDenny]

"So, i wonder if redheads are called gingers, what would i be called?", Violet asked Ivy.

"Hmm, good question", said Denny, "I have no idea."

"Wait, what?", asked Kyle, overhearing them.

"I said, what would i be called since i have blue hair?" said Violet, looking at Kyle.

"Beats me"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Hmm..." Kelly pondered for a moment. "Maybe a Cobalt?"

"Or an Azure!" Kenny suggested.

[KyleDenny]

"Hmm, i've always liked sapphires. That, maybe?", said Violet.

"Damn, i've always liked those too. We have so much in common.", said Denny, wide-eyed.

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"How about Blueberry" a unknown voice said smirking Ivy turning around meeting a pair of gorgeous jade green eyes.

"H-Hi Connor" Ivy said softly.

"Hey Ives whats up?" Connor said smiling.

"Nothing I'm fine how are you?" Ivy asked.

"Fine" Connor said.

[KyleDenny]

"Well shit, i'd be a little diappointed if you didn't like sapphire with your eyes, Denny.", said Violet, smiling as they walked through the hallway.

"Very true.", said Denny, remembering this all of a sudden, and smiling too. He turned around, expecting Kyle to be there but he was absorbed in coversation with Kelly. Denny turned back chuckling.

(btw, what color eyes does kyle have? i heard it being hazel.)

[Cartooncutie16]

(OOC: I thought it was green)

Connor turned to Denny giving a slight head nod "Sup" he asked smirking.

[KyleDenny]

(i guess there are different opinions, i've also heard brown but hazel would be kind of in between, wouldn't it? same color eyes i have)

Denny returned the greeting, "Not much, you?", he asked. He was pretty surprised that Ivy was breathless as she was since he had neverseen her that way before.

Over where Kyle and Kelly were, Kyle was looking rather smug which suited him perfectly.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kelly had momentarily turned away from Kyle.

"Uh, Ivy, are you okay?" she asked, concerned for her friend. She didn't respond for a moment.

Somehow, Kelly thought with a smirk, I think the love bug is spreading...

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Ivy snapped out of her daze "huh, what?"
"We asked if you were fine." Stan said worried.
"Yeah I'm totally fine." Ivy said smiling.
"Mind if I walk you to class?" Connor asked offering her his arm.
"O-okay!" Ivy said overenthusiastically realizing how she responded she smiled "I-I mean cool." Ivy said smirking as she took his arm.
"lets go then" Connor said smiling as he walked.
"awesome" Ivy managed to say breathlessly trying not to faint as they walked.
Stan stood there "yup she has it bad" he mumbled.

[KyleDenny]

"Guess we're not the only one's, huh?", said Violet, elbowing Denny on the arm.

"Yeah, we are too so we can't talk.", said Denny.

"She scares me when she does that, all punch-drunk looking and all that.", said Kyle, "and someone else who we know *coughcough stan coughcough"."

This caused Stan to go red with embarassment.

"Shut up, kyle.", he mumbled, though he knew that he wasn't fooling anyone.

(i'm assuming that stan is a wild card for now?)

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

(I guess so. XD)

Kenny caught Kelly staring at intently at Kyle at that moment.

"Guys, I think we're forgetting one person," he mused.

"What do you mean?" Stan asked.

"One person who has it bad for another person," he explained.

"Who would that be?"

At that moment, Kelly realized what had happened. Oh, crap, Kenny noticed!

But before she could say a word, Kenny had already said her name.

"Kelly!"

They all turned to her, and she felt too warm even in her short-sleeved shirt.

"Really? I didn't know you had a crush!" Kyle exclaimed. "Is that why you asked me that on the bus?"

"So who is it?" Stan pressed.

"Yeah, I want to know who the lucky man is!" Denny added.

Kelly's eyes immediately cut to Kyle, then back so quickly that nobody saw.

One lie can't hurt, right?

Immediately, she blurted the first name that came to her mind. It wasn't the best idea.

"Uh, Cartman!"

The second bell rang, and they all began to hurry to class, pretty much all of them giving her weird looks.

"Wait, you guys, I'm just kidding!"

As they entered the classroom, Mr. Garrison looked like he was in a rather bad mood.

[KyleDenny]

Denny rolled his eyes behind Garrison's back.

"Godammit, Mackey must have a monkey up his ass again.", he said quietly so Garrison wouldn't hear.

Kyle, who had almost walked into him at the mention of Cartman, was too busy recovering to pay attention, while Violet looked annoyed at Garrison and, as always, was fighting to keep from saying what she thought of this scene.

"When this happens, there's never a dull moment", she said so that only the others could hear.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

As it turned out, Denny's suspicions were right.

"GODDAMN HIM!" Mr. Garrison screamed. He threw a book on the ground and quickly began to stomp it like an out-of-control monkey, as if it would emphasise his point well.

"I can guess what happened," Kenny whispered to Kelly as they all sat down. She nodded.

"Yeah, but I don't think it's too serious," she said calmly, "Mr. Garrison overreacts a lot..."

[KyleDenny]

Violet looked around the classroom, everyone was watching Garrison with raised eyebrows, incuding Denny, who knew how pissy Mackey could get.

"Dude, i'm starting to think we should ditch school and do something else.", he whispered to Kyle.

"I think so too", said Kyle, "If he was still a woman, i'd say he's on his period."

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Did I hear 'ditch'?" Kelly hissed, her face lighting up with excitement. "Sounds like a plan to me!"

"I'm in, too," Kenny leaned over and put his two cents in.

"How about at recess?"

"Of course!"

[KyleDenny]

"I doubt Garrison is going to notice since he's pissy today.", said Kyle, looking at Garrison sitting at his desk, mumbling to himself..

"Fuck this, i'm not sticking around once we go out for recess.", said Violet.

"What time is it?", asked Kyle, anxiously.

"8:30. one more hour.", said Denny, looking at his watch.

"Damn it, i'm ready now", said Violet.

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"I just say we leave now!" Connor said trying to climb out the window Ivy trying not to laugh.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kelly watched Conner try to go through the window, and stifled a laugh herself.

"Hey, hey, stop, I'm sure we can use the door!" She called. Conner stopped, turned around, and smiled.

"Yeah, I guess you're right," he smirked. He ran straight across the room and out the door. As Kyle had said, Mr. Garrison was too ticked off to notice.

One by one, everyone began to slip out the door. Ivy was the first to follow Conner, then Violet tagged after her with Denny right behind her, Kyle ran out the door and Kelly raced after him, and Mutt was the last single person to go out before the whole remaining class jumped out of their seats and out the door. The large, laughing, random escapees were long out the front doors of school by the time Mr. Garrison actually looked up and saw the empty classroom.

"GODDAMN KIDS!" he screamed, then simply sat in his desk in a fit and buried his face in his hands.

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Kyle, Kelly, Violet, Denny, Stan, Ivy, Cartman, Mutt, Kenny, and Conner (Did I miss anyone?) were all just wandering the streets of South Park aimlessly.

"Okay, our little escapade was fun and all, but what do you guys want to do now?" Kelly asked, unsure whether they should just all go their seperate ways or if they wanted to hang out somewhere.

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"I say we go to the Arcade" Ivy said smiling Connor nodding.
"Yeah!" he said glancing at Ivy slightly.

"SUP FAGS!" Alton shouted.
Ivy facepalmed.

[KyleDenny]

"Dude, let's just kick his ass and get it over with.", said Violet, who looked more than willing to do so, and judging by the cheers of agreement, so did everyone else.

"Why not? I'm wound up now since we're out of school.", said Denny, staring straight at Alton, sizing him up.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Wait, wait, you guys, hold on," Kelly interjected. "Let's give him a fair warning." Kyle made an "Aww!" noise, but didn't make an protests.

Kelly stepped forward. "Alton, I think you should know that if you-"

"NO SPEAKING WITHOUT PERMISSION, YOU BRUNETTE BITCH!!!" Alton screamed, advancing on her and ending screaming in her face. Everything was silent for a moment. Then, a pained expression crossed Alton's face. He howled and fell to the ground.

"Okay guys, round two!"

[KyleDenny]

A circle had formed around Alton as Denny, Kyle, Violet, Ivy, and Kelly were advancing on him. Denny and Violet both turned their heads from side to side causing their necks to crack.

"So, who's the bitch, now?", said Violet, pacing around the cirrcle.

Alton had started to sound like a mouse being cornered by a cat.

(agressive Violet is being awakened XD)

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Milton glared "HEY GET OUT OF MY WAY" he said as he dropped to the ground rolling into Starks pond freezing his ass off in return Connor laughing.

"HAHA STUPID GINGER" Cartman shouted as Milton possessed fire balls throwing them at Cartman as he ran off like a little girl.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Haha, what an asshole!" Kelly laughed, watching him run off.

"You got that right!" Kyle agreed, chuckling himself. "I'm not usually in to bullying kids like that... Well, except Cartman and Pip... But that was fun!"

"So, now do you guys want to go to the arcade?!" Kelly shouted, excited.

"YEAH!"

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"Oh, what the hell?!"

"That's right, Kelly! I beat you at Guitar Hero!"

They were at the arcade, and the kids were all in front of the Guitar Hero machine. Kelly was pouting at the screen and Kyle was jumping out of his seat and throwing his fists in the air in victory.

"Oh, stop tootin' your horn! You won by only 500 points," Kelly scoffed. "If I'd hit one more note, I would've won!"

"I guess you're right... Rematch?" Kyle suggested.

"Sure!"

"No!" Ivy protested from the line. "You've had a rematch five times already, guys!"

Kelly paused, then laughed.

"I guess you're right," she nodded, "but Kyle and I are getting back in line!"

Kelly and Kyle went to the back of the line, and Ivy and Conner stepped up to play. After them Denny and Violet were waiting, then Stan and Kenny, and Cartman kept cheating by standing in front of the other person so they had kicked him out.

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Connor turned to Ivy "Hey want to go play DDR?" he asked a suave smile on his lips making Ivy blush.

"You're on!" Ivy shouted as she grabbed his hand running to the DDR machine.
Just then Heidi walked up batting her eyelashes "Hiii Connor" she said sweetly.

"Oh hey Heidi" Connor said nonchalantly Ivy trying not to punch the brunette in the face.

"Wana go get a slice of Pizza with me?" Heidi asked smiling.

"Uhm no I'--" Connor started before being pulled off by Heidi.

"Great lets go!" Heidi said giggling girlishly.

"He said no!" Ivy snapped.

"Fuck off loser!" Heidi snapped as Ivy glared.

Connor tried to protest but was being pulled off by Heidi.

Ivy walked off pissed.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Oh my god, did you see that?!" Violet cried, pointing. "The lovebirds have flown! Come, Denny!" She grabbed Denny's hand, following Ivy and Conner to the DDR machine.

"Wait, I'm no good!" Denny laughed.

"Neither am I, but for couples, right?" Violet said, enthusiastically but with a slight blush.

Meanwhile, Kelly was burning up at the back of the line. She bit her lip, glancing at Kyle multiple times. It made her exceptionally nervous that only people with the lovebug had gone, but she really wanted to go over there with Kyle.

"Kyle, let's play that game!" she finally shouted, a little too much breath in her voice to be normal. Kyle gave her a confused look, then followed her gaze to the DDR machine.

"Uh, you mean Dance Dance Revolution?" he asked. "I don't know, I've never even played that game."

"Aw, please?" Kelly tugged on his sleeve and gave him a puppy-dog-eyes look. "Pwetty pwease?"

The l's being replaced by w's both caused Kyle to melt and to chuckle at the same time.

"Alright, but let's hope the couple's over there don't start making out, right?" he joked. Sort of.

Realizing that Kyle noticed the lack of partner-less people playing the dance game, she blushed deeper. She had to turn her face away to make sure Kyle didn't see.

"Let's go!" her voice squeaked a little, and she coughed. "C-clogged throat," she laughed nervously, covering up her voice malfunction.

Kyle and an elated Kelly left, so Stan and Kenny were the only ones left playing Guitar Hero. Cartman had wandered off, doing who-knows-what. Finishing the round, Stan looked at Kenny for one moment, then they both began to laugh their asses off.

"Kelly is so easy to read," Stan whispered, watching Kyle and Kelly catch up with the other people at DDR.

"Kyle's such a dunce not to notice her crushing on him, especially how she stares at his ass all of the time," Kenny added. That, Stan had not noticed himself, but as he looked back at the two he caught Kelly biting her lip and staring a bit below the hem of Kyle's jacket. That only caused him to laugh harder.

"Oh, man," he breathed. "You and Cartman are the only two left without someone."

[KyleDenny]

"Dude, that was fucked up!", Violet yelled after Heidi.

"This is why all the other girls at school suck except you guys.", said Denny.

"Hey Ivy!, You want me to go kick her ass for you?". Violet yelled after her but Ivy seemed not to hear her.

Denny was still feeling rather hot looking at Violet being pissed off, feeling it was a turn on.

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Ivy was sitting at a table glaring at Connor and Heidi sharing a slice of Pizza "stupid fucking bitch" she mumbled as she stabbed at her pizza.

"Oh Connor you're so cute!" Heidi said loudly so Ivy can hear.

"Thanks" Connor said looking at Ivy's hurt expression he frowned.

"AWW I LOVE YOU TOO CONNOR!" Heidi shouted as Ivy stormed off.

Connor got up to go after Ivy but was held down by Heidi.

"Go after her and I will make your life a living hell" she softly threated glaring at him as Connor reluctantly stayed as Heidi's glare turned into a smile hugging him.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Oh my god..." Kelly hissed, standing beside Ivy.

"I can't believe that," Kyle growled, and Denny nodded, starting to recover from the whole turn-on aspect of Violet's anger.

"What should we do?" Kelly asked, always eager to take action. She knew that if somebody ever did that to her... crushing on Kyle in front of her... Her blood boiled at the very thought. She turned to Ivy, but there was little to no anger in her eyes, just hurt.

[KyleDenny]

Violet walked straight over to where Heidi was.

"Listen bitch, i'm the only one who's going to give you hell, now i suggest you back the fuck off."

"That includes me too." said Denny with a glare.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kelly was by them in an instant.

"Listen bitch," she growled, her blood beyond boiling. She had never felt so angry in her life; her heart felt like it was on fire. How she felt when Alton insulted her and her friends was nothing compared to this. "He doesn't love you. I don't see HOW you can feel good about being with him if he doesn't even like you back. Without a mutual feeling, what is it worth?"

Heidi gave her a smirk, hardly listening to her words at all.

"You just want him in your pants too, little bitch. What're you going to do, Bays?" Heidi asked smartly.

"My friends and I are going to do so many fucking things that you won't believe your eyes," Kelly growled flatly, doing her death glare. "Don't call me by my last name, and don't tease me for feelings I don't have."

Heidi didn't say anything, just kept her smug smirk.

"Back off of him now, Heidi," Denny commanded. "Back. off. now."

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Ivy was at Starks Pond skipping rocks a pissed look on her face. Her face started to feel wet as she put her hand to her face realizing they were tears. "this is stupid..Connor and I are just friends. Why should I care if he dates someone else" she mumbled to herself.

"Because you like him" a mysterious voice came from out of nowhere Ivy turned around seeing it was Damien.

"oh what would you know about love you're the fucking anti-christ for fucks sake." Ivy snapped.

"You want my help or not?" Damien asked.

"I don't need no fucking help from anybody" Ivy shot back

"Fine it's your loss" Damian shrugged walking off.

"fucking asshole" Ivy said to herself before continuing to skip rocks.

[KyleDenny]

"Try that with me now", said Violet, glaring at Heidi.

"And what would a little girl like you do about it?", sneered Heidi.

"How about i knock your teeth out and use them to slit you throat?", asked Violet, "Give me a reason to do it and i swear i will."

The circle had formed again. Violet was unblinking and unflinching.

"The shit we've been through you have no idea.", said Denny, "We're willing to take care of any problem."

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Oh, please, you guys are so gay," Heidi sneered. "You're all wannabe losers, and you've just happened to form a little group- almost an alliance."

"Don't push us, you prick," Kelly growled, slipping off her gloves.

"You're the pricks. At least I don't get turned on by anger," Heidi added, throwing a glare at Denny, who blushed but only because that made him even angrier.

"Don't push us!" Violet warned.

"Oh, I'll push you," Heidi said, then leapt out of her seat and on to the first boy she reached- Kyle. He screamed, but she quickly kissed him on the lips.

At that moment, Kelly went batshit.

"GET OFF OF HIM, YOU SLUT!!!" she screeched. All she saw was red, and she slammed Heidi to the ground and began mercilessly punching her face in with strength she didn't normally have.

[Cartooncutie16]

Connor snuck off as the fight was going on making a mental note to himself to thank Kelly later. once outside he went to go search for Ivy finding her at Starks Pond he ran to greet her.

"Ivy?" Connor asked Ivy looking up.

"Oh hey Connor whats up...shouldn't you be with Heidi?" Ivy asked raising an eyebrow.

"Nah, she's a fucking whore she kissed Kyle in front of me."

"Oh...I'm sorry" Ivy said "Kelly must be pissed as fuck." she thought to herself chuckling as she pictured Kelly beating the shit out of Heidi.

"Don't be" Connor said smiling.

Ivy and Connor stood in silence as Connor looked into her eyes. "Her eyes are so pretty" he thought as he smiled.

Ivy stepped closer to Connor as he thought he was gonna kiss her but instead she hit him lightly on the shoulder "TAG YOU'RE IT!" Ivy shouted as she ran off.

"Dammit" Connor said to himself before running after Ivy.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

(OOC: I'm going back to the arcade scene because I might use Connor and Ivy wrong, not because I'm not interested in them. :o))

Kyle was rubbing his head, stunned, as he watched Kelly unleash her fury on Heidi, screaming words that weren't appropriate for anyone under the age of fifty.

Violet and Denny were stunned for a second, too.

"Woah," Denny murmured, watching as Kelly began to knee her stomach.

"Want to join the fight?" Violet said after a moment.

"I don't know..." Denny said, then gave a half-hearted chuckle. "It looks like Kelly has it."

Ironically, at that moment Heidi managed to flip over, squishing Kelly underneath her. A small crack was heard, and pain filled Kelly's eyes. She lost her concentration, and Heidi began to grab her by her shoulder and bang her head on to the ground.

"JESUS, YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER!!!" Stan wailed.

Denny and Violet rushed forward. They yanked on Heidi by her shoulders. They were beginning to dislodge her, but they needed just one more person...

"Help us!" Kelly gasped. Her teeth were buzzing- she was going to faint.

Suddenly the weight was lifted. Heidi was thrown, thrashing, off of Kelly. Surprised, Denny and Violet spun around. Kyle had pinned Heidi down, holding her hands behind her back and pushing his knee in to her back.

"Call security!" he cried. Violet and Denny exchanged a glance, then raced off together to find someone.

"Kyle, Kyle, I've got Heidi," Stan said. Kyle looked up at him, and he smirked down at him. "I'm in football, remember?"

As Stan continued to pin her down, Kyle raced to Kelly. As he neared, he saw her face scrunched up in pain.

"Oh, my god, Kelly!" he cried. "Are you okay?!"

"Uhn... I think she broke my leg..." she said. Her leg had gone numb. Despite the situation, she chuckled. "I guess that's the price to pay for throwing the first punch..."

"No, that was brave," Kyle said softly. "Just stay calm, okay? I don't know why Heidi lost it on you, but Violet and Denny are off to get help..."

"Good..." Kelly's voice trailed off, and she slumped backwards.

[KyleDenny]

Violet and Denny had turned around halfway around the arcade. Violet looked pissed and ran where Heidi was still pinned and punted her in the head.

"You want to help?", she asked Denny.

Denny delivered a second punt to the head which knocked Heidi out cold.

Violet had looked as if she wanted to add more to what they had done but seeing Heidi was knocked out was good enough. Instead, she pulled out her phone and called for help, while the others had moved Kelly toward the bench, out of way.

[Cartooncutie16]

Ivy stopped to catch a breather Connor catching up to her

"She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, Gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime....."

Ivy sighed as she heard her phone ringing looking at the caller ID..It was Violet.

"Nice Ringtone..Who is it?" Connor asked as he looked at her phone.

"Thanks" Ivy said as she showed Connor the ID answering the call "Hello?" she asked

"Ivy! we need your help Kelly's at the Arcade..she's hurt.." Violet's voice rang from the other end.

"Is it serious?" Ivy asked worried.

"I think Heidi broke her leg." Violet said

"What! That fucking bitch!" Ivy shouted. "I'll be there momentarily just hang on." Ivy continued.

"Okay, thanks Ivy." Violet said smiling

"Don't mention it later" Ivy said as she hung up turning to Connor "Come on we have to get back to the arcade" she said.

Connor nodded as he walked with Ivy.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Oh, owww..." Kelly moaned. She had woken up, and now she was biting her lip, trying to resist the pulsing pain in her leg that was progressively getting worse. Kyle had taken a seat next to her.

"Could you give me a number how much it hurts?" he said softly. He half-smiled. "Don't lie and let your pride get in the way, tell me the truth."

Kelly thought for a moment, then answered, "I-it's at... maybe a six now, maybe seven." Kyle let out a long sigh.

"Yeah, you broke it," he breathed. "Or, rather, Heidi did."

Violet was calling for help, but everyone else had gathered around Kelly. Even Cartman looked a bit concerned.

"God, Heidi's such a bitch..." Denny hissed. "I hope she gets arrested."

"Oh, she will."

Everyone jumped and turned. Behind them was a middle-aged woman with long brown curly hair that reminded them of Kelly's. She was garbed in a lab coat, and she looked stressed.

"M...mom...?" Kelly said questioningly. The woman nodded.

"You friend Denny was able to give the security guard my number," she explained.

"Thanks, Denny," Kelly smiled.

At that time, Violet had returned.

"I called the police, but they're just coming to get Heidi," she informed them coolly. "Mrs. Bays is going to take Kelly to the hospital."

"Wait, no, I want to stay!" Kelly shouted suddenly.

"But Kelly..." her mother started, but Kelly shook her head stubbornly.

"The police'll bring at least some first aid things... I'll be okay until then." Her face was set. She wasn't going to leave.

[Cartooncutie16]

Ivy walked inside the arcade and saw Kelly being taken off by her mother. She walked up to Violet "I hope that bitch gets arrested" she said angrily.

"My uncle is a cop he'll probably settle things" Connor said.

"Who's your uncle?" Stan asked.

Connor sighed "Barbrady" he mumbled in an audible tone Ivy trying not to laugh.

"Connor, uhm...Your uncle isn't very smart so I'm sure he won't be able to arrest Heidi." Ivy said softly putting a hand on his shoulder.

"I know...I sometimes wonder if he's really my uncle sometimes"

"At least you don't have a fatass for a cousin" Ivy said

"AY SHUT UP IVY!"

Connor flipped Cartman off.

[KyleDenny]

"I wish i knew how to pinch her on the neck to knock her out like cops can do.", said Denny.

"Still, what happened to her was us acting in self-defense.", said Kyle.

Denny thought for a minute, "Hey Violet, isn't your mom an RN?", he asked.

"Yeah, and she should be there right now so she should see Kelly being brought in.", said Violet.

[Cartooncutie16]

(OOC:Uh Adam...Ivy is already here now she said something to Violet)

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

(OOC: LOL, Kelly's mom decided to carry her off anyways.)

The security guard had been able to come to help, and while he watched the out-cold Heidi, Stan had joined the others, who were now forbodingly silent. There were many minutes of silence, and they watched as employees rushed around to close the arcade for the rest of the day. Finally, Kenny let out a sigh.

"Well, what a wonderful fricking day we're having," he said sarcastically. Everyone simply murmured in agreement.

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING HERE?!"

Everyone gave a collective moan when they heard to voice.

"Alton, now is not the time," Stan growled.

"Get out of here, we're really not in the mood," Ivy said flatly.

"We're worried about Kelly right now..." Cartman added. Everyone deadpanned and stared at him with shocked looks on their faces.

"What?" he said.

"You..." Kyle said softly, then swallowed. "You actually care about Kelly..."

"What? NO!" Cartman shouted, laughing as if it was the most ridiculous thing he'd ever heard. "'We' as in you guys! I don't care about her. She's a stupid Jew, like Kahl!"

"Oh yeah, that's REAL nice!" Kyle felt his anger flare. "Fuck you Cartman!"

"Oh yeah? Well screw you guys, I'm goin' home..."

Just as Cartman tried to leave, though, the police busted in.

[KyleDenny]

(yeah i edited it)

"God, please let it be forever.", said Kyle.

There was nothing to do but wait as the cops had slapped handcuffs on Heidi and carted her off to the cop car outside.

"Damn it, i've had enough of the media", said Violet.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

After the small phrase, Kyle had gone unusually silent. Stan sat beside him.

"Hey dude..." he said. Kyle smiled at him in appreciation.

"Hi, Stan," he replied.

"What're you doing?" Stan asked softly. "I'd expect you to be going out on a limb right now to have an affect on this whole thing."

"Oh, I'm just thinking... and I'm a little tired," Kyle breathed.

"You want to check on her, don't you?"

He sighed.

"I don't know why I'm so worried," Kyle explained. "I mean, she just broke her leg, it's nothing fatal. And you're right... If it were you, I'm sure I'd be acting out as much as my mom does right now... But I don't know... Maybe I really am just exhausted..."

"Look, Kyle, seven of us are enough for questioning. Maybe you could ask Barbrady to drive you to the hospital?"

Kyle's eyes widened. "But... isn't he the only cop?"

Stan shook his head. "Violet called the Denver police as well. It'll be fine."

Kyle smiled. "Thanks, Stan."

"No problem."

[KyleDenny]

"Come on Kyle. Cheer up there.", said Violet, "my mom's over there right now too. Kelly's in good hands."

"That's true.", said Kyle, "i guess it must be because of the things that happened in october that makes it hard to deal with."

Denny bent down and looked straight into Kyle's eyes.

"Dude, we're going to get through this. I know it may not seem like much now, but give it time."

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kyle smiled, wiping the water that had come to his eyes.

"Thanks."

"DID SOMEBODY NEED A RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL?" Barbrady's voice sodomized the touching moment and left it to die.

To everyone's surprise, Kyle shook his head.

"No," he said, then actually smiled. "I'm going to stay and give my testimony to the cops!"

"There's the Kyle I know..." Stan mumbled, grinning.

[KyleDenny]

"The girl is so fucked.", sneered Violet, everybody laughed in agreement.

"It'll be a unanimous testimony.", said Denny.

[Cartooncutie16]

Connor facepalmed at his uncle's actions.

"HEY THERE NEPHEW!" Barbrady shouted turning to Ivy "IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

Ivy blushed as did Connor "No!" he said

"Okay then!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"We'd like each of you kids to come to the birthday room away from the others and give your testimony," one portly officer said flatly. "And we'll start with you, in the lime green hat."

Kyle strode confidently to the enclosed room.

[KyleDenny]

Kyle strode into the room and sat down across from where the cop was.

"So what is your version of events in this matter?", asked the cop.

"Me and my friends had all come here to hang out. A friend of ours was with us, not bothering anybody when the bitch, i mean Heidi had come over and had lured him away from us which has upset all of us. We tryed to settel it peacefully but we were verbally abused and eventually Heidi had grabbed me and kissed me without my permission and Kelly had got upset but was assaulted, resulting in her injuries. We had tryed breaking it up and what we were doing was in self-defense."

"Were you assulted as well?". asked the cop.

"Verbally", said Kyle, "and as we were trying to break it up, we were unsuccessful at that. Kelly is our friend and we were angered by what Heidi did. Heidi started it, we were the ones who stopped it to avoid anymore injuries."

"Ok, now the next person we want to hear from is the red-haired girl."

[Cartooncutie16]

Ivy hugged Connor and walked in facing the cop before her.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Ivy sat, feeling a bit nervous under the cop's intense stare.

"Okay, so tell me exactly what happened," he said.

Ivy swallowed.

"Well," she started, "My friends and I were playing Guitar Hero, and Connor asked me to go play Dance Dance Revolution with him. I agreed, but then Heidi came over and kind of got in our faces." She stopped for a second, her heart pounding.

"Go on," the cop said, gently but firmly.

"Well, then they got some pizza, and we were nearby. It started out just her flirting with Conner in front of me, but then it became verbal abuse. That's when I ran away to Stark's Pond, and not too much later Conner slipped away and joined me."

"I'm not absolutely sure what happened after that, but as I understand Heidi kissed Kyle and Kelly kind of... snapped," she said awkwardly. "But she was just trying to defend us..."

The cop scrawled something in his notebook, nodded slowly, then stood and strode out of the room without another word. From the room, she heard him call, "I want to see Connor now."

[Cartooncutie16]

Ivy walked out as Connor walked up

"You're up" Ivy said softly as Connor nodded walking in.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"What happened?" the cop said simply.

"Sir, I'm sure my testimony will be the same as everyone else's."

"It doesn't matter. Tell me what happened."

Connor sighed.

"Heidi came over to me and started hitting on me. She pissed the other people off, and me too I might add, and so there was lots of tension. Then that slut kissed Kyle right in front of Kelly, who, by the way, is totally head-over-heels for him, and Kelly lashed out. I took that moment to escape. I met up with Ivy by Stark's Pond, and we were playing around being happy and playing tag, and then Violet called us. Heidi had broken Kelly's leg and knocked her out after Kelly had jumped her."

"Okay," the cop said.

He and Conner exited the room together.

"Okay, now can I have you, little miss with the blue hair?"

(OOC: I'm going to have Violet's questioning, then I'll skip over the rest, because four testimonies is enough for us to read. x))

[KyleDenny]

Violet had walked into the room, cool-headed, almost bored.

"So run what happened by me.", the cop said, cooly

"Basically we were all into the middle of playing guitar hero, when Connor, who by the way was in the company of Ivy, was taken from us by that Heidi chick and she was hitting on him. Ixy had got upset and left. Since i was here the whole time, i don't know what went down with them. Then Heidi had come over and as Kyle was forced into it, Heidi sexually harassed Kyle by kissing him, and had sent Kelly in a rage. Heidi had ended up breaking Kelly's leg. We were trying to break them apart and i had been the one to make all the phone calls including Ivy. That's basically sums it up. Heidi had been the one to start this shit by verbally abusing each and every one of us."

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Everyone waited nervously as the cop looked them all over with narrowed eyes. Something was wrong.

"Wh-what is it, officer?" Kyle asked anxiously, breaking the tense silence.

"Young man, all of your testimonies matched up..."

"Yeah, I know, so no problem, right?"

The cop shook his head.

"Actually," he muttered, "there is."

"What?" Kyle asked, genuinely confused.

"Have you ever heard of the right to free speech?"

Kyle's eyes widened as he realized where the cop was going.

"Wait a second, sir, no, you don't understand!"

"I understand more than you do, kid," he said bluntly. "I'm sorry, but for assaulting Ms. Heidi, I'm afraid that you friend will have to have worse consequences than Heidi."

Kyle immediately shot out of his seat, along with Connor, Ivy, and Violet.

"Hold on! She was just defending us! And Heidi isn't TOO badly hurt!"

"I'm afraid Heidi has a broken rib."

Kyle winced.

"I'm sorry, but sometime the law just doesn't seem fair. Kelly will be taken in to custody as soon as she is fit, unless you can somehow change my mind."

"Change your mind?" Ivy inquired skeptically, raising an eyebrow.

"In this small town, it's not a big deal," the cop said quietly. "So, do you want to try to convince me?"

"Yes," Kyle answered without hesitation. Everyone turned to see a smirk on his face. "And I know exactly how to do it. Just come with me to the birthday room..."
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"OKAY OKAY, SHE'S INNOCENT!!! OH GOD, DON'T DO IT KID!" The cop ran out of the room full-speed, racing out the doors of the arcade in a panic. Moments later, Kyle strolled out non-chalantly with a big grin on his face.

"What did you DO?!" Violet asked, staring after the cop. "Threaten to rape him?!"

"No, I told him I'd show Muhammad and tell the muslims it was him."

"Oh. Duh."

[Cartooncutie16]

"Nice work Kyle, I would have done the same thing" Ivy said smirking.

[KyleDenny]

"That or sick Damien on him", said Violet, with a smirk.

"I'm so releaved it worked. I would've had nightmares if it hadn't/. said Kyle.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

In the hospital, Kelly had already gotten her cast, and they doctors had been kind enough to give her Advil and a wheelchair. She was feeling quite a bit better, but she was a little glum. Her mother noticed this.

"What's up, Kelly?" she asked. Kelly sighed.

"It's just... I was kind of hoping Kyle would come here to check on me..."

Just at that moment, every one of Kelly's friends came walking through the door, Kyle leading them. He had a huge grin.

"Hey Kelly!" he said happily, then lost a bit of his enthusiasm when he saw her cast. "Oh, so she did break it, huh?"

"Yeah, I'll have to wear this for a while, but it doesn't hurt too much."

"Hey, dude, you won't believe what happened after you were carried off!" Denny said, coming out from behind Kyle. Kelly raised an eyebrow.


"Yeah? What happened?"

"Well, Violet and I knocked Heidi out, and then the police came and questioned us all! But then the policeman told us that since you threw the first punch and Heidi had her right of free speech, you'd go to jail and have a worse sentence than Heidi."

Kelly was frowning. "Then why are you so happy? I'm going to jail!" she fretted, hints of panic rising in her chest.

"No you're not," Denny smiled, "because Kyle bailed you out!"

Kelly's first reaction was to look at Kyle in surprise. "Is that true?" she asked. Kyle nodded shyly.

"Oh, Kyle, thank you!" she cried, wheeling her wheelchair forward and wrapping her arms around Kyle. He hugged her back, and it was irony that only Kelly was the one not to see his face flush red. Kenny gave Kyle a thumbs-up.

"Yeah, he totally saved your ass!" Cartman said half-rudely.

"Hey, you guys, let's keep hanging out now!" Kelly said enthusiastically, drawing back out of the hug. Kyle blinked.

"Are you sure? I mean, your leg..."

"Oh, it's fine!" Kelly grinned confidently, then added jokingly, "Though I guess I won't be playing Dance Dance Revolution now, hm?"

"I guess not!"

[Cartooncutie16]

"Thats okay we can go over to my house and play rockband" Ivy suggested.

"AY IM NOT GONNA LET A BUNCH OF F*GS PLAY MY GAMES ESPECIALLY A COUPLE OF NO GOOD JE--" Cartman started before Connor kicked him in the balls Cartman falling over clenching where he was kicked "Goddamn it Peterson" Cartman squeaked.

Connor smirked as Ivy hugged him "My hero!" she said in a fake southern drawl making him blush.

"Anytime Ives" he said.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"How many times are we going to kick ass today?!" Kelly chuckled.

"I have no idea... how many assholes are going to tick us off?"

"Good point."

[Cartooncutie16]

Ivy realized she was still hugging Connor as she pulled away laughing nervously "S-Sorry" she said smiling.

Connor blushed wishing she hadn't pulled away.

[KyleDenny]

"At least Denny and i aren't the only couple around here," Violet thought as she and him were arm in arm together.

"Yeah, i need my Rock Band fix!", she said enthusiastically.

"I heard that!", Denny echoed.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

At Cartman's house, Kelly had finally beaten Kyle at Rock Band.

"Ha! I won!" she shouted jubilently.

"That's because it's Rock Band," Kyle argued, but half-heartedly. He liked seeing Kelly happy.

Cartman and Kenny were next.

[KyleDenny]

"Kick his ass, Kenny!", cheered Denny, as Kenny and Cartman walked in front of the tv to take their turn.

"Yeah! Make him cry!", said Violet.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"I think we all support Kenny," Kelly said thoughtfully, "but Cartman gets more practice... Hopefully his overall lameness will give Kenny the advantage back."

Cartman was giving them all a glare. "You know what?" he grumped. "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home..." he turned, then realized he was AT his house.

"... Damnit you guys," he grumbled, picking up the guitar again and getting ready for the song.

[KyleDenny]

"Hey, it's not our fault you suck so hard.", said Kyle.

"Yeah, go eat some pork rinds or something.", said Violet, laughing at Cartman's expense.

"Seems like your brain is water-logged from all the fat.", laughed Denny.

Cartman looked pissed but he seemed to remember how many times his ass got kicked today and thought better about retorting.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kelly turned to look at Kyle, in awe.

"He didn't make a smart remark," she hissed. "The world WILL end in 2012."

Kyle chuckled. "I think his wimpy side is just showing," he smirked.

[KyleDenny]

this rp ain't gonna die on my watch

"That's only one more thing we can exploit.", Denny agreed.

"2012? I know so many people who are skeptics of that whole thing.", said Violet.

"Really? I thought i was the only one.", said Stan.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

(Right there with you)

Their conversation was interrupted when Kenny jumped up in the air and cheered, and Cartman threw his guitar on the floor. Everyone turned to look, glanced at each other, and began to applaud.

"Way to go, Kenny," Kelly smiled. "Cartman, you suck in both senses of the word."

[KyleDenny]

"Too bad he slept through the photo shoot to have his picture next to the word "suck"", said Denny, as Cartman threw a fit.

"Too bad too. He would've been famous for that.", said Violet.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"He's throwing a fit," Kelly pointed out to the others as Cartman ran off to his room.

"Eh, who cares?" Kenny mumbled submissively. "You guys wanna keep playing or do something else?"

[Cartooncutie16]

Connor pulled Ivy up and gave her a guitar "for you" he said smirking as Ivy took the guitar as they played.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN PETERSON!" Ivy joked.

"HAHA IN YOUR DREAMS VALMONT!" Connor shot back smirking still.

[KyleDenny]

(Ooc: you know what i just realized? if Connor's last name is Peterson, is he related to that guy that Jimbo and Ned tried to shoot in mexican staring frog?)

Denny and Violet laughed with Connor and Ivy as they watched the two obvious love birds duke it out. It certainly got better since Cartman went off to his room.

[Cartooncutie16]

(Ooc: huh?)

You could hear crying from downstairs.

"Is he..crying?" Stan asked trying not to laugh.

[KyleDenny]

(it was chef goes nanners actually but when stan and kyle and their group went to talk to jimbo and ned)

Denny cupped a hand to his ear, listening closely.

"It sure as hell sounds like it.", said Denny, also restraining himself from laughing, though he knew it would eventually fail.

[Cartooncutie16]

(Don't remember that sadly)

"Wana video tape him?" Kenny asked smirking.

[KyleDenny]

http://www.spscriptorium.com/ScriptGuideIndex.htm

(here ya go. ironically, it was just something that came out of nowhere when i saw Ivy calling Connor by his last name. pretty sad i remember something like that:P)

"Damn it! My old phone had a recorder on it but it's gone now!", said Violet.

(Ooc: the phone i refer to of course is the palm i have but swapped over to my old phone since the tiny buttons started to piss me off)

"Fuck yeah, let's record it!", said Denny, excitedly, "Anybody else got a recorder?"

[Cartooncutie16]

Connor held up his phone "Here" he said smiling as Denny took the phone beaming.

[KyleDenny]

Denny resisted the urge to run upstairs for fear that Cartman would hear him. One part of the job was done already, which was that Denny had found the bedroom door cracked open. He laid down on the floor once he reached the landing and crawled to the door.

"Godammit! I-I d-d-don't know why I b-b-bother to hang out with them!", Cartman was saying to himself, in between huge sobs, I-i-i j-just get made f-f-fun of all the t-time!"

Denny was trying everything to stop himself from bursting out laughing, which was getting harder and harder to do each second he was there.

"N-now i know how B-Butters feels, t-that l-little d-douchebag! Godammit, this is necessary! T-t-they should know that w-w-without me, t-they're nothing! I-i'm sick of i-it!"

This was too much. As quickly and quietly as possible, Denny went back downstairs. It came as a surprise to the others when he came back red-faced but it was only because he was trying to hold his laughter in.

"Oh my god, what a fucking pussy he is!", said Denny, as the laughter came pouring out as one, "That was great! Who else wants a taste? If i go back up there, i'll explode!"

"I can't wait to hear this!" said Kyle, excitedly as Denny handed the phone back over.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Shh, I'm going up to see it myself," Kelly grinned. "Anyone wanna come with?"

Kenny silently joined her, and they disappeared to listen in person. Everybody else burst out laughing as the tape began.

[KyleDenny]

"I almost didn't didn't make it back", said Denny, laughing with the others, my cheeks we hurting from holding in the laughter".

Everbody burst out laughing at that.

"That is going to be killer!", said Viiolet.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Hey, we should post this on Youtube or something!" Kyle suggested excitedly.

[KyleDenny]

"That's what i was thinking.", said Denny, with an evil smile on his face.

"This will be even better than the one we made of Butters.", said Kyle, excitedly.

"You did? I had no idea.", said Violet.

[KyleDenny]

ooc: are we going to bring this back to life?

[KyleDenny]

fucking shit, not this again

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

XD Mkay I guess I'll continue.

"Yeah," Kelly replied, having gotten back from her spying. "It was pretty funny, I saw it once. And I still remember Kyle's speech from that adventure." She smiled proudly, still happy with herself for remembering the entire thing.

[KyleDenny]

(ooc: there was a fucking spammer on here before so that's what the deal was with my last post. oh and feel free to call me Denny if you want. the idea came from us refering to you as Kelly XD)

"You did?", asked Kyle, looking impresed, "I can't even remember much. It was so long ago."

"I think i saw that video.", said Denny, "Everybody at school was talking about it."

[Cartooncutie16]

(ooc: This rp has been dead for too fucking long.)

Cartman stopped his crying only to hear voices outside as he threw the door open.

"HOW MUCH DID YOU FUCKING HEAR?" He asked as Ivy smirked.
"Enough to put on youtube." she said as Connor smiled.
"Enjoy your fame." he added.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kelly felt a smug sort of satisfaction. He deserved this, she knew, every aspect of it.

"I hope this becomes the new fad," she said, her voice raising in pitch from the excitement welling in her chest. "Like Rick Rolling and, of course, the forementioned 'What What in the Butt'. Imagine if this gets millions of views!"

[KyleDenny]

The talking downstairs stopped abruptly as they heard an unmistakable yell from upstairs.

"I think fatass just discovered the hidden camera.", said Denny, bursting out laughing.

"Come on, let's go see!", said Violet eagerly as Kyle was having trouble standing up because he was also laughing so hard.

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Kelly struggled to follow them upstairs on crutches, but managed.

"Oh God, he did!" she giggled, glimpsing the look of horror on Cartman's face.

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"I would've loved to see that! Damn, but at least i got the first bit.", said Denny.

"Lucky", said Kyle.

"Youtube is going to have a field day!", snickered Violet.