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12-29-2007, 01:27 AM
hope you like it! I'll begin.
On a Hot Summer day everyone is getting ready for the summer. Shopping for clothes, buying air conditioners. But at south park elementary everybody is getting ready for the biggest event of the summer.
Ms. Garrison walks into the classroom
"Okay class listen up!" Says Ms. Garrison trying to get the classes attention. The class stops talking.
"I've already spoken to Principal Victoria and Principal Victoria decided that before the summer starts that everybody in south park elementary is going on an annual field trip to the water slides in denver!"
"Whoohoo!" Cheered the classroom happily
"Hey dude! Guess what water slide i'm going on? Said Stan
"What one?'' Kyle asks Stan
"Hells slide." Said Stan
"Sweet dude! I've heard thats one of the scariest water slides in the park." Kyle replies back.
Cartman over hears Stan and Kyle's conversation he begins to make fun of Stan.
"You? Go on hells slide?" Said Cartman Trying not to laugh
"Yeah, so?" Stan said angrily
"Didn't you know that when people go on hells slide that they die?" Said Cartman trying to scare Kyle and Stan
"Nah uh." Stan said shaking his head back and forth
"Yeah huh they said on the news that 2 people died on hells slide and there closing it down forever."
"Will you shut up about people dying on water slides fatass!" Kyle said madly
"Yeah Cartman nobody cares about your fictional stories." Said Kenny rolling in eyes
"Oh yeah if you don't believe Kenny see for yourself and you'll know what i'm talking about." Cartman said pointing at Kenny
"Class quiet down i've already made the field trip forms but there is one more thing." Ms. Garrison said trying to think
"Whats that Ms.Garrison?" Asks Kyle.
"Oh yes now i remember that the rule is that if you want to go on this field trip you have to finish your math home work." Said Ms.Garrison to the class.
Awww!" Groaned the class.
"Shut up you little brats those are the rules. And as for you four Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny you better not screw up this trip like you did when we went to see the primister of Canada. It was so humilating you boys cost Canada a fortune to fix that flag. Said Ms.Garrison angrily.
"Uh?...Yeah we did." Said Kyle nervously.
The bell rings for dismissal everyone exits the classroom.
"Okay class see you tomorrow and remember do your home work if you want to go on this field trip. And don't forget to return the forms in tomorrow's and next were leaving by bus at 8:15 and probably get there by 9:45 since its far. Okay class see you in the morning at 8:15 sharp. Mrs Garrison said.
Everybody is exiting the school happily. The four boys are walking together out of the school to Cartman's house.
"Hey guys do you know which rides i'll be going on?" Cartman said asking his friends.
"What rides?" Kyle asked Cartman.
"I'll be going on hells slide...Wait! Hells slide is closed because people died on it."
Said Cartman.
"How the hell can people die on a water slide Cartman there is no such thing."
Said Stan annoyingly.
"Yeah i'm sick of hearing about people dying on water slides which is not even true." Kyle Said angrily.
"Yeah Cartman stop making up these things about people dying on water slides."
Said Kenny.
"I'm not making this up you guys. If you come to my house and watch the news you'll know i'm not lying. Cartman Said in a scared tone of voice.
"Alright fine! Lets go to your house." Before Kyle goes into Cartmans house he turns around and faces Cartman.
"But if the news didn't say anything about people dying on hells slide then can you leave us alone and drop the subject?'' Said
Kyle Snapping at Cartman.
"But what if i'm right Kyle? Then will you believe me?" Said Cartman in a calm tone.
"Uh?...Goddammit!" Said Kyle angrily.
he 4 boys go into Cartmans house they sit on the couch and turn on the tv.
"Hello everyone and welcome to the 4:00 news. A new water park just opened in Denver and everybody is looking forward. Here we have from Mr Wallis.
"yes Tom i'm standing in Denver water park and it looks like everybody is having fun. There's this scary slide called the..
"Turn it up you guys!" Cartman says anxiously.
"Called hells slide." Said Mr.Wallis
"Come on, come on say it!" Said Cartman becoming impatient.
"Shhhh! Shut up, let us hear fatty!" Said Kyle angrily.
"It is about 60 feet tall and one of the bestest water slides in Denver. The rapids can speed up to about 60 km per hour. People say..
"Say it goddamit!" Yelled Cartman.
"Shut up Cartman!" Yelled the four boys all together.
"That its one of the best water slides they ever been on. Now if you excuse me i'm going to try this out myself. Mr wallis gets on the slide and goes down.
"Well back to you Toooooom!" Mr wallis said as the rapids took him down the slide.
"Ha ha ha anyways this is tom speaking good day." Kyle shuts the tv
"See cartman now what do you have to say for yourself, did people die on hells slide?" Said kyle to cartman.
"No! I'm surprised and shocked that everybody just had a good time and said that hells slide was one of there favorites. Said cartman looking surprised.
"Well now you know. Anyways cartman we have to get home to do our homework if we want to go on the field trip tomorrow. See yah." Said Stan exiting with his friends.
''later dudes!" Cartman closes the door and locks it he thinks to himself. He still doesn't believe that people didn't die on hells slide.
The next morning at the marshes house 7:30 am stan is still sleeping soundly in his bed until randy knocks on his door.
"Stan its 7:30! Get up, you need to go on the field trip today.
Stan gets up happily out of his bed. He puts on his normal winter clothes and heads downstairs to have breakfast.
"Alright!" Stan said happily going down the staris.
"Good morning honey." Sharon said kissing him on the forehead.
"Good morning mom."
Stan eats his breakfast. He slips on his coat and backpack and heads for school.
Meanwhile back at south park elementary mrs garrison is taking attendance to see if everyone is here.
"Okay is everybody here? She looks around to see if everyone came."Does everybody have everything they need?"
"yes!" Answered the class.
"Did everybody do there homework last night?" Said mrs garrison
Cartman suddenly realized that he forgot to do his homework so did butters.
"Eric did you do your homework last night?''
Asked mrs garrison
"Uh?....no." Said cartman in a normal tone
"What!? You didn't do it!?" Said mrs garrison freaking out.
"I tried to do my homework mrs garrison but i was so preoccupied with people dying on water slides that...
"You what?? Said mrs garrison interrupting cartman. Thats why you forgot to do your homework. Is because that you thought people die on hells slide??" Said mrs garrison in a shocked way. The class begins to laugh at cartman in hysterics cartman is humiliated.
"Hey class the fatty didn't do his homework because he thought people die on hells slide what a retard." Said mrs garrison laughing her head off.
"Why the hell would a person die on hells slide cartman that is so stupid. Wendy said angrily.
"Yeah." Said bebe
"Who in the hell would die on a slide fatso thats so pathetic." Said clyde rolling his eyes
"Yeah there's no such thing." Said token
"Thats one of the most stupidest things i have ever heard in my life. Said craig covering his face.
"O-oh my god! Is it true eric that hells slide makes people die? Oh sweet jesus!" Said butters in a scared trembling voice.
"Its true butters." He said in a normal tone
"Ahhhhh!" Yelled butters in a scared way.
"Enough about people dying on water slides eric. Thats the last story i heard outta you. Report to mr mackies office, now!" Mrs garrison said in a mad tone a voice.
"Can i still go on the field trip?" Said cartman innocently.
"No now leave!" Demanded mrs garrison.
"Aw! Son of a bitch." Said cartman stomping out of the class room madly.
At mr mackies office.
"Now what you need to know, that there is no such thing as people dying on water slides young eric mm'kay. And eric were did you learn this?" Asked mr mackie
"I saw it on a documentary.There were talking about water slides and they say that people die as soon as they reach the end..its very scary." Said cartman trying to scare mr mackie.
"Now who the hell said that people die if they go on a water slide? This is so stupid i don't even know why i'm spending my time talking about this fictional crap mm'kay i should be going on the field trip!"
"Well your a counselor your suppost to help people!" Said cartman angrily.
"Well not like this kind of behavior.This is just stupid and doesn't make sense to me at all, mm'kay. Anyways i need to go now and supervise on the field trip.Figure this out yourself eric i have to go now mm'kay." Said mr mackie exiting his office.
"You can't leave me here or you'll pay!"
Cartman yelled as mr mackie left his office.
"Aw goddammit!" Cartman said angrily.
Back at the classroom everybody is ready to go to the water park there all wearing no hats and just bathing suits and caps.
"Okay class are we ready to go?" Mrs garrison asks the class.
"Yes!" Th class answered back.
"Okay then lets get going!" Said mrs garrison.
"Denver water park here we come!" Said kyle in a excited voice as exiting the classroom
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On a Hot Summer day everyone is getting ready for the summer. Shopping for clothes, buying air conditioners. But at south park elementary everybody is getting ready for the biggest event of the summer.
Ms. Garrison walks into the classroom
"Okay class listen up!" Says Ms. Garrison trying to get the classes attention. The class stops talking.
"I've already spoken to Principal Victoria and Principal Victoria decided that before the summer starts that everybody in south park elementary is going on an annual field trip to the water slides in denver!"
"Whoohoo!" Cheered the classroom happily
"Hey dude! Guess what water slide i'm going on? Said Stan
"What one?'' Kyle asks Stan
"Hells slide." Said Stan
"Sweet dude! I've heard thats one of the scariest water slides in the park." Kyle replies back.
Cartman over hears Stan and Kyle's conversation he begins to make fun of Stan.
"You? Go on hells slide?" Said Cartman Trying not to laugh
"Yeah, so?" Stan said angrily
"Didn't you know that when people go on hells slide that they die?" Said Cartman trying to scare Kyle and Stan
"Nah uh." Stan said shaking his head back and forth
"Yeah huh they said on the news that 2 people died on hells slide and there closing it down forever."
"Will you shut up about people dying on water slides fatass!" Kyle said madly
"Yeah Cartman nobody cares about your fictional stories." Said Kenny rolling in eyes
"Oh yeah if you don't believe Kenny see for yourself and you'll know what i'm talking about." Cartman said pointing at Kenny
"Class quiet down i've already made the field trip forms but there is one more thing." Ms. Garrison said trying to think
"Whats that Ms.Garrison?" Asks Kyle.
"Oh yes now i remember that the rule is that if you want to go on this field trip you have to finish your math home work." Said Ms.Garrison to the class.
Awww!" Groaned the class.
"Shut up you little brats those are the rules. And as for you four Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny you better not screw up this trip like you did when we went to see the primister of Canada. It was so humilating you boys cost Canada a fortune to fix that flag. Said Ms.Garrison angrily.
"Uh?...Yeah we did." Said Kyle nervously.
The bell rings for dismissal everyone exits the classroom.
"Okay class see you tomorrow and remember do your home work if you want to go on this field trip. And don't forget to return the forms in tomorrow's and next were leaving by bus at 8:15 and probably get there by 9:45 since its far. Okay class see you in the morning at 8:15 sharp. Mrs Garrison said.
Everybody is exiting the school happily. The four boys are walking together out of the school to Cartman's house.
"Hey guys do you know which rides i'll be going on?" Cartman said asking his friends.
"What rides?" Kyle asked Cartman.
"I'll be going on hells slide...Wait! Hells slide is closed because people died on it."
Said Cartman.
"How the hell can people die on a water slide Cartman there is no such thing."
Said Stan annoyingly.
"Yeah i'm sick of hearing about people dying on water slides which is not even true." Kyle Said angrily.
"Yeah Cartman stop making up these things about people dying on water slides."
Said Kenny.
"I'm not making this up you guys. If you come to my house and watch the news you'll know i'm not lying. Cartman Said in a scared tone of voice.
"Alright fine! Lets go to your house." Before Kyle goes into Cartmans house he turns around and faces Cartman.
"But if the news didn't say anything about people dying on hells slide then can you leave us alone and drop the subject?'' Said
Kyle Snapping at Cartman.
"But what if i'm right Kyle? Then will you believe me?" Said Cartman in a calm tone.
"Uh?...Goddammit!" Said Kyle angrily.
he 4 boys go into Cartmans house they sit on the couch and turn on the tv.
"Hello everyone and welcome to the 4:00 news. A new water park just opened in Denver and everybody is looking forward. Here we have from Mr Wallis.
"yes Tom i'm standing in Denver water park and it looks like everybody is having fun. There's this scary slide called the..
"Turn it up you guys!" Cartman says anxiously.
"Called hells slide." Said Mr.Wallis
"Come on, come on say it!" Said Cartman becoming impatient.
"Shhhh! Shut up, let us hear fatty!" Said Kyle angrily.
"It is about 60 feet tall and one of the bestest water slides in Denver. The rapids can speed up to about 60 km per hour. People say..
"Say it goddamit!" Yelled Cartman.
"Shut up Cartman!" Yelled the four boys all together.
"That its one of the best water slides they ever been on. Now if you excuse me i'm going to try this out myself. Mr wallis gets on the slide and goes down.
"Well back to you Toooooom!" Mr wallis said as the rapids took him down the slide.
"Ha ha ha anyways this is tom speaking good day." Kyle shuts the tv
"See cartman now what do you have to say for yourself, did people die on hells slide?" Said kyle to cartman.
"No! I'm surprised and shocked that everybody just had a good time and said that hells slide was one of there favorites. Said cartman looking surprised.
"Well now you know. Anyways cartman we have to get home to do our homework if we want to go on the field trip tomorrow. See yah." Said Stan exiting with his friends.
''later dudes!" Cartman closes the door and locks it he thinks to himself. He still doesn't believe that people didn't die on hells slide.
The next morning at the marshes house 7:30 am stan is still sleeping soundly in his bed until randy knocks on his door.
"Stan its 7:30! Get up, you need to go on the field trip today.
Stan gets up happily out of his bed. He puts on his normal winter clothes and heads downstairs to have breakfast.
"Alright!" Stan said happily going down the staris.
"Good morning honey." Sharon said kissing him on the forehead.
"Good morning mom."
Stan eats his breakfast. He slips on his coat and backpack and heads for school.
Meanwhile back at south park elementary mrs garrison is taking attendance to see if everyone is here.
"Okay is everybody here? She looks around to see if everyone came."Does everybody have everything they need?"
"yes!" Answered the class.
"Did everybody do there homework last night?" Said mrs garrison
Cartman suddenly realized that he forgot to do his homework so did butters.
"Eric did you do your homework last night?''
Asked mrs garrison
"Uh?....no." Said cartman in a normal tone
"What!? You didn't do it!?" Said mrs garrison freaking out.
"I tried to do my homework mrs garrison but i was so preoccupied with people dying on water slides that...
"You what?? Said mrs garrison interrupting cartman. Thats why you forgot to do your homework. Is because that you thought people die on hells slide??" Said mrs garrison in a shocked way. The class begins to laugh at cartman in hysterics cartman is humiliated.
"Hey class the fatty didn't do his homework because he thought people die on hells slide what a retard." Said mrs garrison laughing her head off.
"Why the hell would a person die on hells slide cartman that is so stupid. Wendy said angrily.
"Yeah." Said bebe
"Who in the hell would die on a slide fatso thats so pathetic." Said clyde rolling his eyes
"Yeah there's no such thing." Said token
"Thats one of the most stupidest things i have ever heard in my life. Said craig covering his face.
"O-oh my god! Is it true eric that hells slide makes people die? Oh sweet jesus!" Said butters in a scared trembling voice.
"Its true butters." He said in a normal tone
"Ahhhhh!" Yelled butters in a scared way.
"Enough about people dying on water slides eric. Thats the last story i heard outta you. Report to mr mackies office, now!" Mrs garrison said in a mad tone a voice.
"Can i still go on the field trip?" Said cartman innocently.
"No now leave!" Demanded mrs garrison.
"Aw! Son of a bitch." Said cartman stomping out of the class room madly.
At mr mackies office.
"Now what you need to know, that there is no such thing as people dying on water slides young eric mm'kay. And eric were did you learn this?" Asked mr mackie
"I saw it on a documentary.There were talking about water slides and they say that people die as soon as they reach the end..its very scary." Said cartman trying to scare mr mackie.
"Now who the hell said that people die if they go on a water slide? This is so stupid i don't even know why i'm spending my time talking about this fictional crap mm'kay i should be going on the field trip!"
"Well your a counselor your suppost to help people!" Said cartman angrily.
"Well not like this kind of behavior.This is just stupid and doesn't make sense to me at all, mm'kay. Anyways i need to go now and supervise on the field trip.Figure this out yourself eric i have to go now mm'kay." Said mr mackie exiting his office.
"You can't leave me here or you'll pay!"
Cartman yelled as mr mackie left his office.
"Aw goddammit!" Cartman said angrily.
Back at the classroom everybody is ready to go to the water park there all wearing no hats and just bathing suits and caps.
"Okay class are we ready to go?" Mrs garrison asks the class.
"Yes!" Th class answered back.
"Okay then lets get going!" Said mrs garrison.
"Denver water park here we come!" Said kyle in a excited voice as exiting the classroom
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