1313:Dances With Smurfs

[bridon#1fan]

CARTMAN WILL NOT BE SILENCED IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF
“SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11
AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL‚

NEW YORK, November 9, 2009 – Cartman has a daily forum for his agenda
when he is chosen to do the morning announcements in an all-new "South
Park" titled, "Dances with Smurfs," premiering on Wednesday, November 11
at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers

this should be good i can't wait to see it. it looks like cartman and wendy should have a part in this. the clip and the pictures are now posted.

[jeffhuys]

Sounds cool, wendy/cartman fight (hopefully) hehe!

[KyleDenny]

Pissing off stan? Hopefully this will be better than last week's.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah he does look pissed off. it looks better than the f word. stan and wendy should have a part since stan found out cartman put the word slut in his novel.

[KyleDenny]

I'm hoping cartman gets his ass kicked in this one.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah like breast cancer show ever. this title does remind me of the movie dances with wolves. but i don't see what it haas to do with the ep.

[Cupcakemarie]

OMG we found a pic of cartman dressed like wendy.

cartman loves crossdressing a bit too much and I LOVE him for that <3

all my freinds are hoping for finding out about some kind of weird wendy obsession cartman might have with her. he loves wendy as much as he loves kyle ^____________^

[bridon#1fan]

yeah you bet he does

[KyleDenny]

I doubt he fits in those clothes though.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah hes too fat to fit in them

[KyleDenny]

they'd be ripped before they're even halfway on.

[bridon#1fan]

i'm gonna check the comment box on sps tonight

[KyleDenny]

it should be on there around 11;30 or midnight

[bridon#1fan]

i saw it it was great. 8/10, wendy really kicked cartman's ass in this one. too bad one of the ginger kids died. i forgot his name? dammit! i loved it when butters peed on wendy's door and ran with his pants down. and when cartman was annoying everyone with his long announcements. the smurfs parody was great too. i hope the last one is good as this one.

[secondsilykyle09]

Eh, I didn't really love this one, but I thought it was okay. I'd give it a 7.5/10

[bridon#1fan]

its great to see scott malkinson and mr mackey again.

[KyleDenny]

Meh, this ep i hadn't found very good. I found it pretty boring. I give about a 6.5/10.

[bridon#1fan]

i didn't think it was boring. it was a bit better than 1312.

[KyleDenny]

a little bit i guess

[bridon#1fan]

the part when butters peeing on wendys door was too funny.

[KyleDenny]

yeah, it was.

[johnHorn]

I like the gocspiracy!
I guess I didn't find it so great.

[bridon#1fan]

its on tonight horray!

[KyleDenny]

i watched this ep again earlier and i forgot how bad cartman got fucked over by wendy because the stupid fuck never learns. kind of like when he was pissing wendy off by making fun of breast cancer and was so desperate to avoid that fight. then ended up being cornered anyway and then he was so fucked. same thing here, he was fucking with wendy and when she did something, she fucked with cartman about the smurf thing and cornered him when she resigned as president and threw him in there. ha, you think she sucks? prove it that you can do better, you little bastard. XD

[bridon#1fan]

yeah he is one he gets fucked by wendy all the time. even if they made a new ep of them i bet the same thing will happen

[KyleDenny]

then of course he gets the same treatment as he gave wendy, gets frustrated, and cries like a little bitch about it, which wendy was probably satisfied

[bridon#1fan]

i bet she was

[KyleDenny]

it's just like when he fucks with kyle but both of them are too clever for cartman so either cartman gets made look like a total fucktard or gets his ass kicked

[bridon#1fan]

yeah so true i made a wendy thread if you wanna check it out

[KyleDenny]

another thing about her in that ep is how she told stan if he didn't like what cartman was doing then to go stop it himself. she didn't want to give cartman the satisfaction of knowing that he had got to her.

[bridon#1fan]

I really like her out of all the girls but Hebe is cool too

[KyleDenny]

wendy's the only one i like

[bridon#1fan]

i kinda beginning to like red for some reason i do kinda like all of the girls to be honest with you. but i like Bebe and Wendy the most

[KyleDenny]

maybe if there was more of a character development for the others, it would be different. wendy has had that already and she's so much like kyle in the way of hating cartman and showing it.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah thats the thing they have in common

[KyleDenny]

i'm sure stan's pussiness gets on her nerves

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i bet it does i love that scene in butters bottom bitch where she is bitching at stan and he's all like what do want me to do about it?

[KyleDenny]

it makes me wonder who would win if stan and butters got in a fight. one would be afraid to hit the other.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah stan would win

[KyleDenny]

or be talked out of fighting altogether like we've seen happen before. he's the only one of the four i've never seen throw a punch at anybody.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i wanna see him punch though

[KyleDenny]

i think if he got in a fight with somebody, he would hesitate and that would cost him like if him and kyle got in a fist fight

[bridon#1fan]

stan did fight with kyle in the ice man but it was kinda boring no blood or anything i wanna see him fight more aggresively

[KyleDenny]

o wouldn't count that ep since neither one of them was actually into it but if it really got to that point of the two of them getting into a brawl, kyle would be the one to capitalize on stan hesitating and probably beat him.

[bridon#1fan]

kyle is stronger than stan in a way

[KyleDenny]

putting up with cartman's shit and being the only jew probably does that

[bridon#1fan]

yeah cartman can't fight for crap

[KyleDenny]

yeah but unlike stan, he's thrown a punch before

[bridon#1fan]

yeah he has cartman has in breast cancer show ever

[KyleDenny]

that was surprising that it was enough to almost take wendy down but her first blow was even more surprising because she's smaller than him and that looked like all it was going to take

[bridon#1fan]

yeah she messed up his face

[KyleDenny]

she fought dirty, using that jungle gym to smash his face as well as those punches

[bridon#1fan]

yeah that must be very painful like fuck

[KyleDenny]

he got what he desevered

[bridon#1fan]

i know he is so insensitive when it comes to that horrible disease.

[KyleDenny]

he is with everything

[bridon#1fan]

agreed 100 percent

[djlee6]

what i dont get is how come wendy wasnt banged up? cartman landed at least a few good hits and she reeled once :|

[bridon#1fan]

i don't either i thought she was DONE for

[djlee6]

nah wendys a fuckin psyco
i knew shed win
i mean remember when she sent that teacher into the sun? and kyle was all like "holy shit!!!"
lmao

[KyleDenny]

she can totally be a pscho, especially when she's out for revenge. i knew she'd win too, it was just a question of how bad cartman would be fucked up.

[bridon#1fan]

i know i really love that ep

[KyleDenny]

same with me

[bridon#1fan]

im doing the best i can whaaaaaahhhh!

[KyleDenny]

typical whiny-ass cartman XD

[bridon#1fan]

yep he is a whiney ass. everyone's like WTF?

[KyleDenny]

i would've loved to see wendy's face if she was there when cartman's dad was revealed

[bridon#1fan]

oh same here dude. i would wanna see that.

[KyleDenny]

then him and kyle in the neginning of 200. those two go out of there way to piss each other off.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i loved how they brang the jew thing back.

[KyleDenny]

then kyle had a different way to respond to that

[djlee6]

still, u gotta love the jersey twist!
i love a badass kyle episode!! XD
<3 <3 <3 <3
cartman was fu**ing terrified!!

[KyleDenny]

he didn't realize until after kyle started coming at him that he went too far. i have both of those shots.

[bridon#1fan]

he really fixed him in that one

[KyleDenny]

this is the last thing you want to see coming at you, right?

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/south%20park/1409-2.jpg

then this is the end result:

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/south%20park/1409-4.jpg

[bridon#1fan]

those are funny pics

[KyleDenny]

the one on the bottom is my fave overall and my desktop. i was pretty quick to catch them when i saw them.

[bridon#1fan]

he did it to me here and there XD

[KyleDenny]

if i miss them, i just replay the part they're on

[bridon#1fan]

i replay the part when bridon tries to run away and his dad stops him and the when he hits him. XD

[KyleDenny]

i like the part in pee when kyle had just gotten through doing that shit and they wind up being rescued and he yells "are you fucking kidding me?!"

[bridon#1fan]

i know i like that part too

[KyleDenny]

i watched that clip on sps last night. it was slow but it worked.

[bridon#1fan]

well thats good i rather watch that than stupid kiddie youtube vids

[KyleDenny]

i prefer just pulling out the damn dvds and watching those instead of putting up with the buffering shit on sps

[bridon#1fan]

i know i lazy to get them out cause there all burnt well not all.

[KyleDenny]

i want to get my sp dvds out of the box with the other dvds but then everything in the box is probably going to fall (i have my video games in that box too, and also my books, which most are thick and heavy). i want to get everything situated first before i pull all that shit out.

[bridon#1fan]

i have my sp dvds seperated from my music cds and games

[KyleDenny]

i might have to pull them out maybe later but i still have to get things situated like move my printer off my top shelf to make room for the dvds

[bridon#1fan]

i might move my printer to my night table and keep the humidifier on the floor

[KyleDenny]

i have 2 vents in my room, under where the bed will be and in front of the closet

[bridon#1fan]

i have one and a heater which i bought from wal mart

[KyleDenny]

this is a pretty decent sized room. i suppose the big test is going to be how cool it stays in the summer (there's going to be a small taste of it on friday when it's suppoed to hit 98 and most likely break the record high for the day)

[bridon#1fan]

well my room is cold and my closet for some reason is colder. i have to heat it up with my heater if it gets damp.

[KyleDenny]

eh, my closet stays the same temp as the rest of the room. it doesn't even have any doors because it's too wide. in fact, the only thing in here that i can use to compare it is my bed, which is almost as wide, from head to foot. not even the dresser (which is only about 5-5 1/2ft.).

[bridon#1fan]

im thinking of buying a new mattress and pillow and new bed sheets

[KyleDenny]

for being the size my dresser is, that fucker is heavy. when we were moving stuff into this room, icould only help lift it to a certain point but by then we realized it wasn't going to go in the way we had it because of the angle so carlos put it on the side and move it in like that.

[bridon#1fan]

it was easy to move my stuff since we had lots of movers and my room is big enough to put lots of things in it

[KyleDenny]

it wasn't space that was the issue (there's plenty of that and for as much shit as i have, i still have plenty). we got the dresser into the other room no problem because since the laundry room/back door is there, we didn't need to turn the dresser but getting it in here, the wall next to the bathroom was in the way so we couldn't cover that angle w/o getting stuck.

[bridon#1fan]

i have a basement that turns a corner to go downstairs and its not easy to fit a big couch so we need something smaller

[KyleDenny]

there's only 3 steps in either the front or the back to get into the house (this is a trailer and thank god that's all there is). when we lived in those 2 places in queen creek that were both 2 stories, all but 1 room was upstairs and we have a lot of shit. we had 3 big tvs, 3 dressers, and 3 or 4 recliners to move up and down the stairs when we moved in and out and thank god we have the dolly. my tv is a bitch to move especially. when we moved the dresser in here, we had to first back it into the laundry room (which is straight across from the other room) but the problem with getting it in here was the way this room is situated. there is a left turn into the hall and then a right almost right away but you have the wall by the bathroom on one side and the wall with the closet that also divides this room with the other one on the other side and the space between the two walls is not even 3 feet wide. but trying to move the dresser in here diagnally doesn't work so it had to be put on it's side.

[bridon#1fan]

my brothers bed was impossible to move downstairs cause it was too narrow so i have it now and he has mine

[KyleDenny]

we had to do the same thing with the matresses as the dresser. the bed was easy since it's only 3 pieces and it pops right off.

[bridon#1fan]

Mine used to come off but not this one

[KyleDenny]

the other bed is a little more of a pain in the ass to take apart but stil managable

[bridon#1fan]

My bed is not apartable

[KyleDenny]

the other bed doesn't have any bars across the middle of the frame but the two sides stick out so the matresses fit in that part. those two sides detach from the frame one at a time.

[bridon#1fan]

mine does not have boards but doors to put my clothes inside. it was costom made.

[KyleDenny]

i'm sure i can get everything taken apart and not have to stick anything in the hall. i move the recliner forward, take the matresses off the one bed, move them aside, take the frame apart, put the matresses sideways against the wall, put my bed so that the matresses are pinned and put the frame under the bed. the recliner goes in the corner on the other side of the room.

[bridon#1fan]

i might get new bed sheets a new mattress a new pillow too after vacation

[KyleDenny]

wow, wish i could do all that

[bridon#1fan]

You will sooner or later I had my matteress for too long and my pillow and sheets

[KyleDenny]

i wouldn't count on a vacation with the ssi alone

[bridon#1fan]

My check I receive is 881

[KyleDenny]

well yeah but even with that my parents don't make a lot of money. my mom is a manager at ihop but she's tired of it (she's done managing since '79) and carlos is a commercial painter (but work is real slow). also, some of the money i'll be getting is going towards getting my own place and some of the settlement will be getting put away for when i need it.

[bridon#1fan]

my mom is a SEA and my dad is a head cook for royal oak resturant.

[KyleDenny]

so thats why we don't get to do a lot of shit. any kind of construction job around here is pretty dried up (i think carlos would be better off going back to being a cook).

[bridon#1fan]

I want a job that pays at least 25 or 30

[KyleDenny]

i hate not being able to work and i hate sitting at home all day, everyday. carlos thinks he's had it bad with no money/nowhere to go, i've had it longer. when i was working, even if it was the self-checkouts, it kept me busy.

[bridon#1fan]

i go to the malls which helps me not to be bored. and hang out with my friends. im still trying to look for work. future shop never phoned me back. bastards!

[KyleDenny]

the problem with going to the mall all the time is that i have to take dial a ride which costs money and not to mention the pain in the ass it already is to play around with them.

[bridon#1fan]

its like 2.50 for two zones and more for 3

[KyleDenny]

yes but that kind of thing adds up when i've got no money and i have to bum my mom for it everytime i go somewhere on dial a ride

[bridon#1fan]

i buy bus tickets for 31.00

[KyleDenny]

see, it's very different for me because i'm in a different situation

[bridon#1fan]

i know it is. 10 bus tickets is like 31.00 and for some months its like 100 dollars

[KyleDenny]

you don't understand what i mean so why don't we talk about something else?

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i actually don't so lets talk about something else shall we?