Cupcakemarie
08-08-2009, 10:02 PM
might as well add my fics to this site, I wrote this after michael jackson died it was running through my mind, a happier one coming soon.
It's been about four hours since they brought him to the hospital and he still hasn't woken up. The doctor comes in every half hour to check his vitals, they shine a little flashlight into his eyes. The doctors says permadent brain damage sets in four and a half minutes after the brain has been deprived of oxygen. Kyle was gone for about five and a half minutes. If that stupid jew is brain damaged maybe he won't be such a smartass know it all anymore.
That manbearpig attack was just an accident, a fluke. If anything should kill you it should be me. This is the second time I've saved your life kyle, the third if you count the time that asshole stan tricked me into giving you my kidney. You would of been a dead fuckin jew a long time ago if it wen't for me, not only should you suck my balls and like it, you should also give me the ten dollars I was supposed to give to you. You suck my balls dry you mother fucker.
...and I hope you choke. Goddammit kyle you better not be a tomato, I'd smother you with a pillow myself if it has to come to that. What good are you to me if I can't have the pleasure of making you suffer? Your tears are always way yummier than those of scott tenorman. I'll strangle you agian for the hell of it... oh shit someone's coming.
"Hi I was one of the paramedics who brought your friend and you here to the hospital, you left something at the scene."
"Oh my crown, thanks."
"I heard it was you young man who continued ot resusitate your freind after everyone else had given up on him. That was very couragous of you."
"well he's of more use to me alive than dead."
"Oh really?"
"He still has to suck my balls."
"We give certificates to coragous kids like you who have saved a life, mostly to kids who have the common sence to call 911. You went far beyond that, we could probably get you a metal if you wanted."
"No."
"No? Kid you're a hero."
"No! Nobody can ever know about this especally kyle. I just did it to settle the bet we had."
"It's more than that, it take an act of caring and love to do what you did for him. It's a deeper connection between you two than just wanting to settle a bet."
"Meh."
"Well anyway, nice talking to you kid, here's your crown back kid. I hope you take care of yourself and your friend in the future."
I hope you didn't subconsiously hear that conversation you smug bastard. It must of done something, you're suddenly stirring like your gonna wake up. I planned exactly the first thing I want you to see when you open your eyes. Let me just put my crown back on and hold up our contract. I hope you enjoy sucking my balls mother fucker.
"Wake up kyle."
It's been about four hours since they brought him to the hospital and he still hasn't woken up. The doctor comes in every half hour to check his vitals, they shine a little flashlight into his eyes. The doctors says permadent brain damage sets in four and a half minutes after the brain has been deprived of oxygen. Kyle was gone for about five and a half minutes. If that stupid jew is brain damaged maybe he won't be such a smartass know it all anymore.
That manbearpig attack was just an accident, a fluke. If anything should kill you it should be me. This is the second time I've saved your life kyle, the third if you count the time that asshole stan tricked me into giving you my kidney. You would of been a dead fuckin jew a long time ago if it wen't for me, not only should you suck my balls and like it, you should also give me the ten dollars I was supposed to give to you. You suck my balls dry you mother fucker.
...and I hope you choke. Goddammit kyle you better not be a tomato, I'd smother you with a pillow myself if it has to come to that. What good are you to me if I can't have the pleasure of making you suffer? Your tears are always way yummier than those of scott tenorman. I'll strangle you agian for the hell of it... oh shit someone's coming.
"Hi I was one of the paramedics who brought your friend and you here to the hospital, you left something at the scene."
"Oh my crown, thanks."
"I heard it was you young man who continued ot resusitate your freind after everyone else had given up on him. That was very couragous of you."
"well he's of more use to me alive than dead."
"Oh really?"
"He still has to suck my balls."
"We give certificates to coragous kids like you who have saved a life, mostly to kids who have the common sence to call 911. You went far beyond that, we could probably get you a metal if you wanted."
"No."
"No? Kid you're a hero."
"No! Nobody can ever know about this especally kyle. I just did it to settle the bet we had."
"It's more than that, it take an act of caring and love to do what you did for him. It's a deeper connection between you two than just wanting to settle a bet."
"Meh."
"Well anyway, nice talking to you kid, here's your crown back kid. I hope you take care of yourself and your friend in the future."
I hope you didn't subconsiously hear that conversation you smug bastard. It must of done something, you're suddenly stirring like your gonna wake up. I planned exactly the first thing I want you to see when you open your eyes. Let me just put my crown back on and hold up our contract. I hope you enjoy sucking my balls mother fucker.
"Wake up kyle."