Pets?

[KyleDenny]

I have 5 dogs right now (about to become 4).

Bear- One of my puppies that my older chihuaua had about 18 weeks ago. He got his name from being the biggest and he also has longer fur. Bigger doesn't mean braver as he is a total sissy, not liking being left alone, always wanting to be held, wanting up on the couch everytime somebody's up there, whining when he plays instead of growling.

Little Wee- The other puppy and looks exactly like his dad (that's where his name came from, dad's peewee, he's little wee). He is the complete opposite of bear which is funny because he was the smallest out of the litter but he has the biggest temper with bear. Bear always likes to bite wee's neck because the skin is loose and wee gets so pissed off that he'll chase bear all over the house. Unlike bear, wee doesn't whine so much (if fact he barks a lot) and when he's on the couch, he's much more mellow and cuddly. Probably my favorite and certainly the one everybody falls in love with when they meet him.

Petunia- The mom of the puppies and also the oldest of my dogs. She's about 2 1/4 years old and was the first one we got. She's really cuddly and likes hanging on people's shoulders. She was the first to expect table scraps when she started getting them and at one point wouldn't eat dog food. She's the pickiest dog i think i've ever seen and thinks she's supposed to get whatever she wants. She'll stand somewhere, look right at you and keep barking until you can figure out what she wants and won't shut up until then.

Peewee- The dad of the puppies and second oldest at about a year and a half. He gets himself into trouble because of his bad habit of peeing where he's not supposed to. Back when he was allowed in the house he would pee on the curtain, the couches, the tables, the chairs, even when he was in to see the puppies, peed on both my mom and my stepdad. He's a lovable dog too and also has the gift of making everybody fall in love with him. He gets jealous when he's not the center of attention and will push petunia away to get it.

Patches- She is a boxer, shepherd, great dane mix and is probably going to the pound soon. She like attention but she is one of the most disobedient dogs i've ever seen. She gets into to anything and everthing she can and will even chew up tools and plugged in electrical cords and won't learn anything when she;s zapped. She's just too out of control. She can be a lovable dog but is just so jumpy. She like to put her paw on people's legs, the other dog's heads, even people's heads. This is a habit we've never understood and same with her habit of sitting on feet and the dog's heads. She's recently been tied up in the back yard to keep her out of trouble.

[Cupcakemarie]

Winkie- My dog that I got when I was ten she's very old and will probably die soon, she just lays around in the sun all day. winkie is 12 years old and very hairy she's an outside dog.

Lucky- my brother's cat he's black so being named lucky is funny and ironic, I love that kitty, I like cats more than dogs they leave you alone, and don't beg at the table or drool, but cleaning a cat box sucks ass.

Ziggy- my boyfriend's dog ah the saga of ziggy. my boyfriend and his two roommates shared a trailer with a big yard and his roomie freddy got ziggy when he was a puppy, this was fine until freddies girlfriend got knocked up and there that thing where pit bulls can't be around small children. so chris and his friends went separate ways and ziggy lives with my boyfriend in a trailer with a small yard with no fence so the poor dog's tied up all day. I feel bad but he's the dog no one wants. he's a spoiled annoying noisy dog also.

[tweek]

I had a dog except he died.

[johnHorn]

On topic I want a husky.

[bridon#1fan]

i have a dog named jojo who is a bichon shitzu and he's now 13 weeks. He's a spolied brat.

I have a grey tabby who is named ashes she's 11 now. and very territorial, she doesn't want anything to do with my new dog. She's not a very affectionate cat

[KyleDenny]

I'm not much of a cat person. I just think they're too lazy and they can piss me off easily like a cat somebody had. I hated that thing. I didn't see it for a while then when i did, it would come up to me and start clawing and hissing at me which pissed me off that i wanted to flush it down the toilet.

[Cupcakemarie]

Yeah cats are assholes to unfamiliar people and places. it's a pain in the ass taking our cat to the vet.

[KyleDenny]

I remember when i was little, i shut the cat in the dryer. It was in there for like 2 days. Totally forgot about it. That thing was an asshole too. One night, i was alone with my brother (one time he wasn't in jail) and for something reason the son of a bitch jumped on my back. As soon as my brother saw that he tore after it and when it tryed hiding under the chair, my brother shoved it aside grabbed that little fucker and threw it outside.

[bridon#1fan]

i don't hate cats i just think they there kinda boring to have as pets.

[KyleDenny]

I used to like tham but i just got sick of them.

[Mutt]

I have two pets at the moment I have

Sophie-She's a mutt like me lol XD, seriously we've never been able to tell her true breeds but we think she's got shiz tzu,lhaos apos, schnuazer, maltese,poodle and maybe cocker spaniel. But whatever she is I love her, she's old though she turned 12 this year.

I also have

Jewel- She's a green anole, a small lizard, I have a spot for reptiles I had four other anoles but all but one died, I've had Jewel for 5yrs now which is really good for anoles since they only live 3-4yrs. She's really fun to watch, right now I'm looking to buy her a buddy since she's all by herself since her friend Clover died a few months ago.

[LooseLips]

I HAVE A UNICORN.

No, I don't, actually...

Anyway, I have 6 pets. Yep, six.

Sandford: He's a golden retriever, three years old. I adore him, he's the most hyper, happiest dog you will EVER MEET. Yes, his name is really Sandford, but we only call him that when he's in trouble. Nicknames: Sandy, Mr. Sandman, Sand, Sand-my-Man

The Duke: My FERRET! I dunno how old he is...but he's very sleepy most of the time. I'm like one of those rich snobs who carry ferrets on their shoulders. Only my ferret isn't...dead. He has a wife.

The Duchess: The Duke's wife, my OTHER ferret. They have babies, but we had to sell those.

Bugs Bunny: My bunny, no shit. He's gray and white, much like the cartoon-Bugs Bunny! I love him, I've had him for a long time <3 He's really fun, always hopping around and stuff. Only he's fat. Heehee.

Yoda: My green anole (tiny lizard). Not much to say about him. He doesn't really do anything...but I still love him!

Trent II: My pet snail. Yes, I consider him a pet. I found him a week ago, and I made this pretty little box for him to live in! Has all of the essentials that a snail needs. I used to have a snail just like him when I was four. Only he died. So therefore, this snail is Trent the SECOND.

[KyleDenny]

I notice a lot of these pets have been around for a while. We had a dog named munch who lived 13 years. He was a terrier/chihuaua and the first dog we had when i was born.

[Cupcakemarie]

I like lizards, anyone want to take a picture of their animals?

[KyleDenny]

I got some saved on sprint. Just a sec...

Little wee
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/littlewee.jpg

Bear
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/bear.jpg

Petunia, this is old. The first pic i ever uploaded
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/181114206853_0_0.jpg

Peewee, again an old pic
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/228149796741_0_0.jpg

Patches when we first got her. She's obviously way the shit bigger now.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/228966309381_0_0-1.jpg

[Cupcakemarie]

I just had these on my phone I'll get pics of the dogs later

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt111/cupcakemariepics/0225091049.jpg
he looks evil

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt111/cupcakemariepics/0225091050.jpg
goddammit lucky jacking it is bad mmkay?

I want your dog patches, she'd do good outside with ziggy.

[KyleDenny]

I don't think you would, she's about to be taken to the pound because she chews everything up and gets into to much trouble. I swear my step-dad has kicked her ass so much. She's even chewed extension cords, the back fence, plugged in cords and has gotten zapped more than once and doesn't care. Pool pipes, metal tools, glass, birds, god know what else. She's been tied up the last week to keep her from doing anything bad or she would've moved the brick and went out the back fence again.

[Cupcakemarie]

she looks like the same breed as ziggy, and ziggy was a bastard child puppy his favorite thing to eat was cell phones, couches, belts, shoes, he ate the strap on my leather purse. HE ATE MY FAVORITE RING i kicked him for that and chris and his roommates got pissed at me. but he mellowed out once reaching 4 years old. ziggy looks like patches except black with white spots, he's part pit bull part we don't know.

edit- ziggy would run away all the time, he ran into the neighbor's yard and the neighbor brought out his gun because he didn't want ziggy around his kids. oh you don't want a dog but a gun in the house with kids is okay.

once we had hambugers off the grill in this glass dish on the table and ziggy knocked it over and started eating hamburgers and glass all at the same time.

[KyleDenny]

Not even close. She's a boxer, shepherd, boxer, dane mix. Don't ask, it was my step sister's dogs that made her.

[bridon#1fan]

i would but my mom says no

[KyleDenny]

It'll be a load off when patches does go. We have to keep everything where she can't get to it because if she can get it, she will. She doesn't learn anything and we can't get her under control.

[bridon#1fan]

my dog is outta control sometimes, he will start to bite my legs and growl at me.

[KyleDenny]

The puppies tend to scratch us when they want up and wee has started barking at any noise he hears. Pretty funny watching wee and bear playing.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah my dog loves to play with other dogs

[KyleDenny]

They've also learned howling, something my step dad got the others to do and now he's got them doing it.

[bridon#1fan]

my dog has done some weird things like barking at the window, the vaccum cleaner, the mop, digging under the couch, digging in his basket and burying himself in it.

[KyleDenny]

Petunia used to burrow under blankets when she was younger. The puppies like to bark at anything they hear. Bear will stand at the gate in front of the hallway or the back door and whine if he's left alone. Wee was hanging on the mop when my mom was cleaningand wouldn't let go so he got dragged with it. I don't know so much about the vacuum since the only carpeting we have is the bedrooms but i'm pretty sure wee would go after it.

[bridon#1fan]

my dog also has a tantrum when my parents leave the house

[KyleDenny]

That's how bear is or when nobody will pick him up and let him on the couch.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah and he also wimpers in his sleep

[KyleDenny]

Bear was dragging the bed around with wee in it earlier trying to take a sock away but wee wouldn't let go.

[bridon#1fan]

my dog whimpers in his sleep

[KyleDenny]

The dogs wouldn't leave me alone earlier since my mom isn't here.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah my dog will do that too

[KyleDenny]

Wee was whining earlier and my mom thought something was wrong but he only wanted up on the couch even though nobody was up there.

[bridon#1fan]

my mom treats my dog like a kid

[Amandafer]

At my dad's (where I live now)...

Elroy: He's a black kitten. He's almost three months old now. We found him on Craigslist and got him from some lady on the east side of our city, which is like the high crime area. I knew right away that he would be a gangster, specifically a Blood since he likes red so much. He's annoying sometimes, but I love him to death.

At my mom's...

Midnight: He's a Black Lab. He's about eleven now. Someone dumped him on our street when I was ten and my mom let me keep him. He's really fat and lazy, but he's a sweetie and I love him to pieces.

Missy: She's a Beagle. She just turned nine and she weighs a lot more than she's supposed to, but she's still pretty healthy. She's my baby and I hated having to leave her at my mom's when I moved. I've known her since the day she was born...I watched her come out of the birth canal. Then I kind of stole her because the people who owned her parents were terrible pet owners. My mom let me keep her, though, so I was glad.

Spooky: He's a West Highland Terrier. He's going to be three in a few days. We got him after our dogs Lilly and Sarg died in 2006. He's mean and he likes to pull my hair, but I love him anyway.

Sassy: She's a cat who lives at my mom's, along with her two sisters. They are outdoor cats and are mostly wild, but she is pretty tame. They are about eight now and they are spoiled rotten. Sassy loves me more than she loves anyone else.

Baby: Sassy's sister. She's the mean one. She will slap the shit out of any cat she doesn't know and I've watched her smack Spooky a few times. She's pretty wild, but she'll let you pet her sometimes.

Jojo: Baby and Sassy's sister. She's the shy one. She mostly ignores everyone unless they give her food.

Barney: He's my turtle that I've had since I was five. The vet said he's about thirty and he'll live to be at least seventy, if not older. He doesn't do much, but he likes me because I play music for him.

[Cartooncutie16]

Do any of your pets piss on peoples lawns when your pissed Amanda? XD

[Amandafer]

Do any of your pets piss on peoples lawns when your pissed Amanda? XD

Midnight took a dump in the middle of the street once...then a car ran over it before I could clean it up, lol.

[Cartooncutie16]

the car ran over midnight or the shit?

[bridon#1fan]

my dog pees on peoples lawns not crap

[KyleDenny]

Looks like tunes (short for petunia) is pregnant again.

[Cartooncutie16]

I should tell you about my pets since I'm here I have three dogs can't have cats because my Dad and I are both allergic:

Wesley- Wesley is a West Highland Terrier, her is I think 5 years old. Wesley has a very serious attitude, He doesn't trust anybody really, if someone rings the doorbell or if he sees my friends, my parent's friends, rodents or even us. He will bark and growl. He can be loving sometimes but he is a pretty serious dog.

Chloe: She is a miniature schnauzer, she is 3 years old and is spoiled mostly by my mom, She is a sweet dog friendly to almost anybody. The only thing is she will only lick your hands she will not lick your face she only sniffs it. Her fur reminds us of a stieff bear (if you guys don't know what a stieff bear is heres a link: http://www.beargarden.co.uk/images/news/steiff_08_club_gold_bear_420955.jpg)

Chelsea- our youngest, Chelsea is one years old, she just turned one last Sunday. Chelsea, like Wesley is a West Highland Terrier we got her from a pet shop but we believe she came from puppy mill because she isn't normal dog size. She is very friendly and will be nice to almost anybody. She does not have a favorite. Chelsea also seems to fight with Chloe, three times this year Chelsea has been thrown into the pool by Chloe.

so those are my pets, I used to have a betta fish named Rainbow (he was colorful!) he lived for 4 1/2 years and then it died. We never did find out his gender. Then I used to have another dog named Russell, He was a Scottish Terrier and I had him since I was 3, He got put to sleep though because there was cancer around his mouth and he was getting old.

[Cupcakemarie]

Why is Chelsea such a popular name for a dog? My parents had a dog named Chelsea before I was born.

[Jake, Mkay?]

I wish i had a pet...
But my moms such a, uhh... beotch she said i couldnt get one...

She said she had a monkey once when she was little tho...

[Cupcakemarie]

Wow a monkey? that's cool. I like monkeys. what kind of monkey?

[Jake, Mkay?]

Im not sure...
Shes too old too remember but I guess it was one of those little monkeys.
She said it crapped and peed all over the place and swung around on the curtains so they got rid of it.

[Cupcakemarie]

That's why she won't let you get a pet, the monkey tramatized her. dane cook has a funny stand up routine about pet monkeys, it's probably on youtube.

[KyleDenny]

Why is Chelsea such a popular name for a dog? My parents had a dog named Chelsea before I was born.


Dude, i heard nowadays 51% of pet owners use human names these days. The most popular name is max. We actually haven't done that yet that i can think of but a lot of people have.

[bridon#1fan]

what about jojo i think it's pretty popular

[KyleDenny]

I hear jack a lot but i don't know about any others.

[Amandafer]

The car ran over the shit, Carsen. LOL.

My first dog was named after a person...Winston Churchill. XD

Human names are pretty popular, though. I think Max is the most popular and maybe Maxine for a girl. Maybe. I read that somewhere, I swear.

[KyleDenny]

I heard that on the news yeaterday. Winston churchill i heard about in the steven king book, pet sematary (that's the actual spelling of it).

[Amandafer]

I've read that book so many times I practically have it memorized.

[KyleDenny]

The book is sweet. I gotta find where to get it. Stephen king and dean koontz are my favorite authors.

[bridon#1fan]

i'm running out of ideas on what to talk about my pets

[KyleDenny]

I remember that cat from pet semetary after it got ran over and came back to life. That would've scared the shit out of me.

[bridon#1fan]

my dog did something weird he started rubbing himself on the floor cause he was wet from a bath.

[Amandafer]

My dog used to get pissed if we gave any of our other dogs a bath before her. So she would dig at the carpet by the bathroom door and cry a lot.

[KyleDenny]

Mine used to hate it but now when they know it's coming they just stand there and take it.

[bridon#1fan]

my dog barks at cats and then starts crying cause he wants to friends

[KyleDenny]

My sister's dog is such a lapdog. All day, he's been jumping around and being a leech with me. I think he looks like a male petunia, except mostly black with a little white. The other dog is a doberman and she's definitely not as fierce as she looks. She's also such a lapdog and will come up to somebody, lay her head down on their lap and look up at them with the sad eyes, waiting to be pet.

[Mutt]

Here's one of my former pets Splash my male betta fish I had about 3yrs ago.

http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/088/9/d/Splashie_the_betta_by_Keito_orca.jpg

He was a fun fish until he got sick and died and I haven't gotten any more fish since then, seriously for simple animals they are one of the most complicated pets to keep mostly because of having to keep the water clean and at a certain temperature and PH level atleast with land animals you don't have to worry about changing their air.

[KyleDenny]

Yeah,i had a beta for a little while too. I got him for my 18th b-day i think from my step-dad's sister. It was really annoying changing the water every few days. He almost died one time because i went to my "dad's" for the weekend and my mom and step-dad went out of town so there was nobody to feed him. He looked dead when i got back so i was about to empty the water and he suddenly moved so i changed the water and fed him right away. He lived about 5 months, not bad for my first beta but since then i've just been waiting for petunia to have more pups so i can keep one.

[bridon#1fan]

i had fish when i was little but not anymore

[KyleDenny]

Very few i've ever had were ever named but one of the first i got from my sister and was named before i got him.