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Cupcakemarie
06-18-2009, 03:02 AM
This will turn into a cartman quote thread I'm sure. The rule is the quote has to be about or someone talking to kyle.

Mr. Garrison- "I don't think you children have been working on your fingering."

Cartman- "That's not true Mr. Garrison, Kyle was working on his fingering with his mom all night long. No Seriously Kyle's mom is saying Kyle's getting really good at fingering."

Kenny- *falls out of desk laughing*
bridon#1fan
06-18-2009, 08:17 PM
this one's very hard there's alot that are funny.
Cupcakemarie
06-19-2009, 06:01 AM
Really? I've got a ton of them.

Stan (reading note)- "Dear Kyle, you have got such a hot ass, I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks let me tell you, I'd like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity.

whoa dude!"
bridon#1fan
06-19-2009, 08:14 PM
well i have one "kyle's moms a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch!"
Cupcakemarie
06-20-2009, 03:43 AM
Gerald-"Kyle you stop being anti semetic this instant mister!"
KyleDenny
06-20-2009, 03:53 AM
Stan- "Kyle! What the hell is going on now?"
bridon#1fan
06-21-2009, 12:37 AM
"Are you hiv postive?"
KyleDenny
06-21-2009, 02:32 AM
"Hmm, maybe he's right. I need to be careful how i look"
bridon#1fan
06-21-2009, 11:42 PM
"shut up jew!"
KyleDenny
06-22-2009, 01:12 AM
"Kyle, when have i ever ripped on you for being a jew?"
bridon#1fan
06-22-2009, 01:29 AM
"Good job jew!"
KyleDenny
06-22-2009, 02:08 AM
"Mind your mother, smartass"
bridon#1fan
06-22-2009, 02:41 AM
"kyle what the fuck is going on?"
KyleDenny
06-22-2009, 04:38 AM
"Ow, Fuck, kyle!"
bridon#1fan
06-23-2009, 12:42 AM
i'm running out of quotes.
JVM
06-24-2009, 12:06 AM
"Kyle, all those times I called you a dirty jew... I didn't mean it. You're not a jew..."

"Yes I am, I AM a Jew, Cartman!"

"No, no, Kyle, don't be so hard on yourself."
bridon#1fan
06-25-2009, 02:15 AM
i'm running out of quotes
Cupcakemarie
06-27-2009, 10:06 PM
cartman- "kyle's dead? kyle can't die! NOOOOOOOOO!"

edit- stan- "I'll give kyle my kidney, even if it nhurts a whole lot"

stan- "don't you care that one of your friends is going to die?"

kenny- "It's not that big of a fucking deal."

ahaha I love kenny in that episode.

edit again- kyle-" you know it's just jews can't be pirates."

cartman- "It's good you've come to terms with your disability kyle."
Jake, Mkay?
06-27-2009, 10:21 PM
"Whats the matter Kyle? Got some sand in your vagina?"
bridon#1fan
06-28-2009, 03:27 AM
"hey don't boss me around you fucking jew or i'll kick your ass!"
KyleDenny
06-28-2009, 03:31 AM
"You're so lucky i have a sore shoulder kyle or else i would've really let you have it".
bridon#1fan
06-29-2009, 10:42 PM
"it won't be long now kyle."
KyleDenny
06-30-2009, 06:59 AM
"He's jewish so he's already going to hell."
bridon#1fan
06-30-2009, 10:39 PM
"i told you jews don't have any rythm."
KyleDenny
07-01-2009, 05:52 AM
"Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!"
bridon#1fan
07-02-2009, 01:29 AM
"shut kyle! shut your godamn jew mouth!"
KyleDenny
07-02-2009, 05:28 AM
"Kyle, if i didn't have a guy's hand up my ass right now, i'd leap over there and kick you in the nuts!"
Cupcakemarie
07-04-2009, 07:44 AM
"oh here comes kyle. mmm talk to me kosher boy. I'd like to swizzle his pixie stick."

I want that sound clip!
bridon#1fan
07-04-2009, 07:54 PM
"wow what a hot ass, shake it baby!"
Cupcakemarie
07-09-2009, 09:38 AM
"Don't mind him he's a very disturbed little boy."
"He's twisted!"
Yeah!"
KyleDenny
07-09-2009, 09:23 PM
"Uh yeah, you did a reading on my best friend and well, you kinda meassed him up".
bridon#1fan
07-10-2009, 01:43 AM
"dude your my best friend, i'm not gonna die until you do."
KyleDenny
07-10-2009, 02:39 AM
"Dammit kyle, we've been working all week against that!"
bridon#1fan
07-10-2009, 03:29 AM
"no kyle don't be so hard on yourself."
KyleDenny
07-10-2009, 06:18 AM
"Hmm, i gues you're clean"
bridon#1fan
07-10-2009, 09:36 PM
"i hope you die! i hope you fucking die!"
KyleDenny
07-10-2009, 10:38 PM
"Kyle! We gotta get outta here!"
bridon#1fan
07-12-2009, 12:25 AM
"kyle please, your my best friend."
KyleDenny
07-12-2009, 01:19 AM
"I'm getting out of here and you're a dumbass if you don't come with me".
Cupcakemarie
07-18-2009, 07:12 AM
"I've sneaked in kyle's room lots of times."
KyleDenny
07-19-2009, 12:01 AM
"No, not the xbox!"
bridon#1fan
07-19-2009, 01:14 AM
"why don't you back to indoor you stupid wookie!"
KyleDenny
07-19-2009, 02:04 AM
"kyle said it was a good idea"
bridon#1fan
07-19-2009, 02:06 AM
"can i still kill kyle?" LOL
IKyman
07-30-2009, 07:55 AM
" Screw you guys, I'm going home"- Cartman
" You Bastards!"- Kyle
"Mphh mphhhh mphh" - Kenny
" Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"- Stan

That's about it. I have some more favorite lines.
cartmanvskyle
07-30-2009, 12:55 PM
"yes..i see...a dead jew!"
bridon#1fan
07-31-2009, 03:00 AM
"i'm not kissing ass you stupid slut!" LMAO
KyleDenny
07-31-2009, 03:10 AM
"Just a second butt pirate i'm trying to hear!"
bridon#1fan
08-01-2009, 01:40 AM
"good job jew!"
Cupcakemarie
08-01-2009, 05:05 AM
"and instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher lakies"

(probably not spelling that right, I'm gonna eat some non kosher ones right now)

(love that whole song)
KyleDenny
08-01-2009, 05:34 AM
"Ow! That hurts you buttlicker!"
bridon#1fan
08-01-2009, 11:23 PM
"shut up jew!"
KyleDenny
08-02-2009, 03:30 AM
amanda's favorite quote, "wake up kyle!"
bridon#1fan
08-02-2009, 08:25 PM
"can i still kill kyle!"
KyleDenny
08-02-2009, 08:56 PM
"Don't be so hard on yourself!"
bridon#1fan
08-03-2009, 01:44 AM
"kyle your being an asshole."
KyleDenny
08-03-2009, 02:12 AM
"Kyle, will you stop filibustering?!"
bridon#1fan
08-03-2009, 04:06 AM
"yeah you why cause jews can't play basketball."
IKyman
08-03-2009, 07:27 AM
My favorite line from Kyle is:
" Goddamnit, Cartman!" They way he says it bring tears in my eyes from over laughing
bridon#1fan
08-03-2009, 08:00 PM
"i hope you die! i hope you fucking die!"
KyleDenny
08-04-2009, 07:22 AM
"Uh... mind your mother, smartass."
bridon#1fan
08-04-2009, 06:40 PM
"apologize to him!"
THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN
05-20-2010, 12:16 AM
Sheila: We have a very strange little boy.
bridon#1fan
05-20-2010, 01:30 AM
"shut up jew!"
kyleloverxx1999xx
07-25-2010, 12:03 PM
stan- oh my god you killed kenny kyle- YOU BASATED!
bridon#1fan
07-26-2010, 12:44 AM
"i'll never see kyle again."
KyleDenny
12-16-2010, 07:30 AM
"Pretty cool?! Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?! to be shot? decapitated?! torn apart?! burned?! run over?!"

"Kenny, Kenny, calm down!"

"It isn't pretty cool, Kyle! It fuckin' hurts! and it won't go away, and nobody will believe me! Remember this time! Try and fuckin' remember!" *Shoots self in the head*
bridon#1fan
12-16-2010, 09:28 PM
"what should i do?"

"you should fuck off thats what you should do."
KyleDenny
12-17-2010, 06:24 AM
"Your blood is tainted with the 3 "j"'s! Jewish, Jersey, Jinger! Admit it!"

"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" *pins Cartman against the tree* "I'M NOT ONE OF THEM! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! YOU'D BETTER GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FAT HEAD! I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM, AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN!"
bridon#1fan
12-18-2010, 10:09 PM
"that isnt my idea!"
KyleDenny
12-19-2010, 10:04 AM
"i honestly don't know what you see in this, kyle."

*kyle glares at him*
bridon#1fan
12-21-2010, 09:31 PM
"you know goddamn well what!"