TheultimateKylefanboy1092
04-17-2009, 05:55 PM
The South Park Talent Show.
Once again at South Park, the talent show has begun, whoever has the best talent win's a free trip to Hollywood and $2,000 cash. Walter decide's to enter and share the money with Kyle if he win's.
Walter: Hey Kyle, i'm gonna enter the Talent Show
Kyle: That's awesome! If you win, can we split the money?
Walter: Well of course! We can have $1,000 each.
Kyle: Kickass!
Mr. Garrison: Your gonna enter the Talent Show Walter?
Walter: Yeah, i'm gonna sing my favorite song by Disturbed.
Mr. Garrison: Witch one?
Walter: Decadence.
Kyle: I heard that song, it rock's out loud!
Stan: Yeah dude!
Kyle: What are you gonna be doing in the song?
Walter: I'll do the vocal's and guitar. I asked some people to be the bass and drummer.
Stan & Kyle: Sweet!
Walter: And I got you guy's front row ticket's!
Kyle: Kickass! Thanks dude.
Stan: Yeah dude, thank's.
Cartman: I bet I can beat Walter and win the money and go to Hollywood!
Walter: You have no talent fatboy, the only thing your good at is eating until you weigh 5000 pound's. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME FAT I'M BIG BONED!!
Walter: OK, here's the bet, if I win, you have to do what I and Kyle say for a whole month.
Cartman: And if I win.
Walter: You pick.
Cartman: Hmmm. Ah! You and Kyle have to buy me whatever I want at lunch for 1 month. And boy, I sure like the stuff at the school.
Walter & Kyle: Your on fatty!
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME FAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Narrator: When the day for the talent show arrived. Walter & Kyle can't wait to beat Cartman. They had everything prepared.
Cartman: Your going down bean stock boy.
Walter: No, you are fatty.
Cartman: I'M BIG BONED NOT FAT!!!!!!!!
Walter: And i'm not a bean stock boy. I'm a normal person like you or me, well, more like Kyle, but not you.
Judge #1. Cartman?
Cartman: Yes?
Judge #1: Your up.
Cartman: Yes!!
(Cartman walk's onto the stage)
Cartman: Today I will be, umm. Oh boy.
Audience member: Do something already, we paid good money to see this crap!
Other audience member: Yeah! Do something!!
Cartman: OK OK! But first, I need an assistant from the audience.
(Cartman look's for someone)
Cartman: You (point's at Kyle)
Kyle: Me?
Cartman: Yes you, get up here.
(Kyle walk's onto the stage worrying)
Cartman: Now, I need you to stand still until I say you can move.
Kyle: OK. (Kyle didn't quite trust Cartman)
Cartman take's a cream pie.
Cartman: Now everybody, watch this.
Walter: Oh no!
Cartman throws the pie in Kyle's face.
Cartman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU GOT PIED!
*nobody laughing*
Kyle: FATASS!!!!
Walter walk's up to Kyle.
Walter: You OK dude?
Kyle wipe's himself off: Yeah i'm OK.
(Kyle walk's back to his seat)
Judge #2: OK Walter, it's your turn.
Walter get's the mic: I will be playing my favorite song by Disturbed. If you know this band or this song, then this is for you.
Audience: YAY!!!!
(Walter start's playing and is doing really good)
Audience member: This rock's!
Other audience member: Yeah! *headbang's*
Kyle: This kick's ass!
Stan: Yeah dude!
Kenny: Best, Song, Ever.
Cartman: It suck's.
Kyle: How can you say that Cartman? He rock's out loud!
Stan: Yeah dude! Your just jealous.
Cartman: I'M NOT JEALOUS! It's... just not my thing
Kyle: Dude, your the biggest liar I ever met.
*Walter finish's*
*Audience chears*
Judge #1: That was AWESOME!!
Judge #2: We have a WINNER!
Walter: KICKASS!!
*Kyle, Stan and Kenny chear for Walter*
Kyle: You rock Walter
Stan: Yeah dude, you kick ass!
Kenny: Better than any other band. But Disturbed still rock's, but your more kickass!
Walter: This is the best day of my life!!
Judge #1: Now their's something else about your prize.
Audience: Huh?
Judge #2: That's right Cole, with your trip to Hollywood, you can pick 3 friend's along with you!
*Audience cross's their finger's*
Walter: I pick those 3 boy's down in the front. *Point's at Kyle, Stan and Kenny*
Kyle, Stan and Kenny: AWESOME!!
Cartman: What about me?!
Walter: Sorry, bad people don't go to Hollywood, fatass.
Cartman: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Cartman run's out the door*
Walter: Were gonna have an awesome time at hollywood, eh fellas?
Stan Kyle & Kenny: Hell ya!
Narrator: And so, the boys went to Hollywood and had a great time! They met alot of famous people such Sam Rami, Robert Greenwald, and even Micheal Jackson! 0_0 And now, Cartman has to do Walter & Kyle's biding for a month. Cartman isn't to happy, but a deal's a deal, eh?
Kyle: That was awesome Walter! Your a really good friend
Stan: Yeah dude, your awesome
Kenny: Yeah.
Walter: Don't thank me, thank my awesome singing and guitar skill's.
Cartman: All I won was just a piece of candy, A SMALL PIECE!!
Walter: Their's alway's next time Cartman.
Cartman: Really?
Walter: NOT FOR YOU!! YOU SUCK, YOU PIED KYLE!
Kyle: Yeah fatass, that wasen't cool.
Walter: And beside's, you still gotta do what we say!
*Cartman starts whining like a little 3 year old*
Mr. Garrison: Cartman, quit your whining and go to the princibals office now!
Cartman: Fine...
To Be Continued.
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Once again at South Park, the talent show has begun, whoever has the best talent win's a free trip to Hollywood and $2,000 cash. Walter decide's to enter and share the money with Kyle if he win's.
Walter: Hey Kyle, i'm gonna enter the Talent Show
Kyle: That's awesome! If you win, can we split the money?
Walter: Well of course! We can have $1,000 each.
Kyle: Kickass!
Mr. Garrison: Your gonna enter the Talent Show Walter?
Walter: Yeah, i'm gonna sing my favorite song by Disturbed.
Mr. Garrison: Witch one?
Walter: Decadence.
Kyle: I heard that song, it rock's out loud!
Stan: Yeah dude!
Kyle: What are you gonna be doing in the song?
Walter: I'll do the vocal's and guitar. I asked some people to be the bass and drummer.
Stan & Kyle: Sweet!
Walter: And I got you guy's front row ticket's!
Kyle: Kickass! Thanks dude.
Stan: Yeah dude, thank's.
Cartman: I bet I can beat Walter and win the money and go to Hollywood!
Walter: You have no talent fatboy, the only thing your good at is eating until you weigh 5000 pound's. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME FAT I'M BIG BONED!!
Walter: OK, here's the bet, if I win, you have to do what I and Kyle say for a whole month.
Cartman: And if I win.
Walter: You pick.
Cartman: Hmmm. Ah! You and Kyle have to buy me whatever I want at lunch for 1 month. And boy, I sure like the stuff at the school.
Walter & Kyle: Your on fatty!
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME FAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Narrator: When the day for the talent show arrived. Walter & Kyle can't wait to beat Cartman. They had everything prepared.
Cartman: Your going down bean stock boy.
Walter: No, you are fatty.
Cartman: I'M BIG BONED NOT FAT!!!!!!!!
Walter: And i'm not a bean stock boy. I'm a normal person like you or me, well, more like Kyle, but not you.
Judge #1. Cartman?
Cartman: Yes?
Judge #1: Your up.
Cartman: Yes!!
(Cartman walk's onto the stage)
Cartman: Today I will be, umm. Oh boy.
Audience member: Do something already, we paid good money to see this crap!
Other audience member: Yeah! Do something!!
Cartman: OK OK! But first, I need an assistant from the audience.
(Cartman look's for someone)
Cartman: You (point's at Kyle)
Kyle: Me?
Cartman: Yes you, get up here.
(Kyle walk's onto the stage worrying)
Cartman: Now, I need you to stand still until I say you can move.
Kyle: OK. (Kyle didn't quite trust Cartman)
Cartman take's a cream pie.
Cartman: Now everybody, watch this.
Walter: Oh no!
Cartman throws the pie in Kyle's face.
Cartman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU GOT PIED!
*nobody laughing*
Kyle: FATASS!!!!
Walter walk's up to Kyle.
Walter: You OK dude?
Kyle wipe's himself off: Yeah i'm OK.
(Kyle walk's back to his seat)
Judge #2: OK Walter, it's your turn.
Walter get's the mic: I will be playing my favorite song by Disturbed. If you know this band or this song, then this is for you.
Audience: YAY!!!!
(Walter start's playing and is doing really good)
Audience member: This rock's!
Other audience member: Yeah! *headbang's*
Kyle: This kick's ass!
Stan: Yeah dude!
Kenny: Best, Song, Ever.
Cartman: It suck's.
Kyle: How can you say that Cartman? He rock's out loud!
Stan: Yeah dude! Your just jealous.
Cartman: I'M NOT JEALOUS! It's... just not my thing
Kyle: Dude, your the biggest liar I ever met.
*Walter finish's*
*Audience chears*
Judge #1: That was AWESOME!!
Judge #2: We have a WINNER!
Walter: KICKASS!!
*Kyle, Stan and Kenny chear for Walter*
Kyle: You rock Walter
Stan: Yeah dude, you kick ass!
Kenny: Better than any other band. But Disturbed still rock's, but your more kickass!
Walter: This is the best day of my life!!
Judge #1: Now their's something else about your prize.
Audience: Huh?
Judge #2: That's right Cole, with your trip to Hollywood, you can pick 3 friend's along with you!
*Audience cross's their finger's*
Walter: I pick those 3 boy's down in the front. *Point's at Kyle, Stan and Kenny*
Kyle, Stan and Kenny: AWESOME!!
Cartman: What about me?!
Walter: Sorry, bad people don't go to Hollywood, fatass.
Cartman: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Cartman run's out the door*
Walter: Were gonna have an awesome time at hollywood, eh fellas?
Stan Kyle & Kenny: Hell ya!
Narrator: And so, the boys went to Hollywood and had a great time! They met alot of famous people such Sam Rami, Robert Greenwald, and even Micheal Jackson! 0_0 And now, Cartman has to do Walter & Kyle's biding for a month. Cartman isn't to happy, but a deal's a deal, eh?
Kyle: That was awesome Walter! Your a really good friend
Stan: Yeah dude, your awesome
Kenny: Yeah.
Walter: Don't thank me, thank my awesome singing and guitar skill's.
Cartman: All I won was just a piece of candy, A SMALL PIECE!!
Walter: Their's alway's next time Cartman.
Cartman: Really?
Walter: NOT FOR YOU!! YOU SUCK, YOU PIED KYLE!
Kyle: Yeah fatass, that wasen't cool.
Walter: And beside's, you still gotta do what we say!
*Cartman starts whining like a little 3 year old*
Mr. Garrison: Cartman, quit your whining and go to the princibals office now!
Cartman: Fine...
To Be Continued.
Be sure to tune in for my next fanfic, and I don't care if people like my work or not. I'm just doing my job so that the owner of this site doesn't fire me. (joke) Thank's for watching! Oh, and don't mind this attached file thing below this message. Peace out, Kyle fan's!