Episode 1301 The Ring

[bridon#1fan]

From the Comedy Central Press Release:


KENNY PUTS ON A PURITY RING
IN THE 13th SEASON PREMIERE OF “SOUTH PARK” ON
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL



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All-New Season 13 Episodes Available IN HD Exclusively On xBox LIVE, iTunes,Sony Playstation Store and Comcast Video On Demand. New Episodes Also Available On SouthParkStudios.com, Fancast.com, RoadRunner.com And Amazon Video On Demand
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“South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season Uncensored” DVD Arrives in Stores
On Tuesday, March 10
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NEW YORK, March 9, 2009 –KENNY AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND GO TO A JONAS BROTHERS’ CONCERT in the 13th season premiere of “South Park” titled, “The Ring.”
“South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, March 11 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

THINKING IT’S HIS WAY INTO HER HEART AND OTHER BODY PARTS, KENNY TAKES HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND TO A JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT. HIS DREAM OF TAKING THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL IS CRUSHED WHEN THE JONAS BROTHERS GIVE THEM PURITY RINGS.


I knew they would make fun of the jonas brothers. This should be a good episode. And kenny has another GF which is good. I'm really excited!:)

[KyleDenny]

What about the girl in season 3?

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i was wondering about her too.

[JVM]

Here's a fun coincidence:

Episode 301 aired ten years ago (April 7th, 1999) and introduced Kenny's first girlfriend, Kelly.

...I have a feeling there may be some signifiance to this fact. Likely? No. Possible? Yes. I'm hoping to see Kelly again.

But really above all, I'm excited KENNY IS GOING TO BE IN THIS EPISODE WITH A MAJOR ROLE KICKASS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[James76]

Sounds like a good season opener Don`t forget UK viewers can watch this episode in the uk this friday at 10.00pm on paramount :o)

[bridon#1fan]

the clip is not up yet. That's odd?

[secondsilykyle09]

OH MAN this is gonna be good! (:

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i saw the clip on www.mrtwig.net i had no idea she was in the 5th grade. I'm glad there making fun of the jonas brothers, i don't like them.

[JVM]

I'm a little irked nobody even remembers Kelly. ("Yeah dude, it's like his first real girlfriend ever." - Kyle)

I'm really hoping Kelly will make an appearance in some way, but knowing M&T that's just a fan's dream... :( Then again, it could be a way for Kenny's dream to be fulfilled. Perhaps the purity rings don't count if you do somebody else ;)

I don't like the looks of this Tammy girl anyway.

But hey, the episode will feature Kenny. Good enough for me.

[Cartooncutie16]

THE JOHOES MUST DIE! and tammy seems like a fucking slut I LIKED KELLY BRING BACK KELLY!

[bridon#1fan]

i liked her too. The new girl looks too sluty.

[cartmanvskyle]

I hope they burn the jonas brothers big time, all the girls my age LOVE them, but i cant stand them! and, ya thank god for another big Kenny role!

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i hate them!

[JVM]

Being honest, I'm even more excited about Kenny, and possibly Kelly's return (Although it's highly unlikely, I'm going to let my hopes soar anyway.) than the JoHo burning. Although I hate the JoHos so much I literally planned their assassination on power. Of course it failed because I learned they aren't quite as obsessed with their nipples as I thought...

[bridon#1fan]

i'm going to have to wait until thursday to download it. :(

[cartmanvskyle]

i'm going to have to wait until thursday to download it. :(

me2, i wish i got comedy central here in canada buddeh :(

[KyleDenny]

I should probably do that too instead of just watching it and leaving it like that

[bridon#1fan]

hopefully i can see it in HD, the clip looks like it's in Hd don't you think?

[Mutt]

Woot first comment I loved this episode since it is Kenny centered but I'd like to know what happened to Kelly?? It's like everyone forgot all about her. Anyhoo I'm not sure how much longer Kenny would have lasted with that blasted ring it was funny yet depressing seeing him become so hollow, Kenny without naughty is hardly Kenny at all. It's nice to see that his friends actually do care about him too. And I am now off to go find and kill Tammy Warner for killing Kenny lmao. A great start for the season 13 opener I give 8/10.

[KyleFan!]

Fun episode to start the season. Liked it :)

[bridon#1fan]

I enjoyed this episode, loved the mickey mouse parody soooo much and finally kenny died. They did a good job making fun of the jonas brothers. I would rate this episode a 8/10.

[secondsilykyle09]

I thought it was pretty good. I loved how they made fun of the johoes (: I'd give it a 8/10

[KyleDenny]

The mickey parody was great 8/10. Where mickey kicked the guy's ass. Next one to make fun of is hannah montana. God, i can't stand that bitch.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i hate her sooo much.

[JVM]

"We're not going to stand here and watch our friend die!"

...Really now, Stan? Took ya thirteen years, dude!

"And knowing is only half the battle."

G.I. Joe? :D

[bridon#1fan]

i had to rewatch the mickey scenes cause it was soo hilarious!

[KyleDenny]

Just like the cartman/wendy fight.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i know.

[TheultimateKylefanboy1092]

The episode was great! Kenny is one of my favorite SP char's and he got a lead role, and that make's me happy. So I give is a 8/10. But they made fun of the Jonas Brothers and Mickey Mouse, and their my least favorite character's. So I give it a 12/10. xD

[moonservant]

Kenny! Woo Hoo! I can't even type how happy I am they bashed the Jonas Brothers.

[bridon#1fan]

yeah i know i was happy too.