Cartooncutie16
02-26-2009, 12:33 AM
Ok so I was loovking through some south park forms (www.tv.com to be exact just type in south park click ok and go to their forms) and I saw some dumbass (although after reading this I think we both would agree that "Dumbass" is an understatement) wrote a complaint about south park heres the "note" that he wrote:
Before I can focus on the ignorance that abounds in South Park's ramblings, I must qualify South Park's character, its sources, and even its personal frame of mind towards me. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning. Let me offer some free advice to South Park's proxies: Stop destroying our moral fiber! This raises the question: Is South Park hoping that the readers of this letter won't see the weakness of its argument relative to mine? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that if South Park had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" it wouldn't be so keen to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window. Maybe it'd even begin to realize that I am more than merely surprised by its willingness to make yellow-bellied, doctrinaire pissants out to be something they're not. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about South Park's bilious actions please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one giving rise to directionless slumlords. I'm not the one challenging all I stand for. And I'm not the one breaking down our communities.
Following this line of logic, it would appear that I, speaking as someone who is not an abhorrent pipsqueak, have one itsy-bitsy problem with South Park's prevarications. Videlicet, they commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason. And that's saying nothing about how it doesn't want us to end its control over the minds and souls of countless people. It would rather we settle for the meatless bone of mysticism. There are many illustrations of this. I'll go further: I will stop at nothing to put to rest egocentric and temperamental equivocations such as South Park's. My resolve cannot fully be articulated but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that we must show South Park that we are not powerless pedestrians on the asphalt of life. We must show it that we can lay out some ideas and interpretations that hold the potential for insight. Maybe then South Park will realize that some people believe that one day its secret police will lift the fog from its thinking. Such people are doomed to disappointment, especially when one considers that if you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. South Park provides none.
This in mind, I would like to pursue virtue and knowledge. If I try really, really hard, I can almost see why South Park would want to subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria. The greatest quote I ever heard goes something like this: "I avouch that South Park should take personal responsibility for its actions." There is one final irony to my story. South Park looks down with a really limitless condescension on anyone who has not been dragged through the obligatory schools and had the necessary knowledge pumped into him.
Ok after reading this I had to try not to piss my pants because I was laughing so damn hard...its so DUMB its funny i mean WTF does any of this bullshit make ANY sence to you.
btw I found out he didnt write all of this himself he used this site: http://www.pakin.org/complaint its a make your own complaint site.
Before I can focus on the ignorance that abounds in South Park's ramblings, I must qualify South Park's character, its sources, and even its personal frame of mind towards me. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning. Let me offer some free advice to South Park's proxies: Stop destroying our moral fiber! This raises the question: Is South Park hoping that the readers of this letter won't see the weakness of its argument relative to mine? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that if South Park had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" it wouldn't be so keen to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window. Maybe it'd even begin to realize that I am more than merely surprised by its willingness to make yellow-bellied, doctrinaire pissants out to be something they're not. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about South Park's bilious actions please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one giving rise to directionless slumlords. I'm not the one challenging all I stand for. And I'm not the one breaking down our communities.
Following this line of logic, it would appear that I, speaking as someone who is not an abhorrent pipsqueak, have one itsy-bitsy problem with South Park's prevarications. Videlicet, they commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason. And that's saying nothing about how it doesn't want us to end its control over the minds and souls of countless people. It would rather we settle for the meatless bone of mysticism. There are many illustrations of this. I'll go further: I will stop at nothing to put to rest egocentric and temperamental equivocations such as South Park's. My resolve cannot fully be articulated but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that we must show South Park that we are not powerless pedestrians on the asphalt of life. We must show it that we can lay out some ideas and interpretations that hold the potential for insight. Maybe then South Park will realize that some people believe that one day its secret police will lift the fog from its thinking. Such people are doomed to disappointment, especially when one considers that if you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. South Park provides none.
This in mind, I would like to pursue virtue and knowledge. If I try really, really hard, I can almost see why South Park would want to subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria. The greatest quote I ever heard goes something like this: "I avouch that South Park should take personal responsibility for its actions." There is one final irony to my story. South Park looks down with a really limitless condescension on anyone who has not been dragged through the obligatory schools and had the necessary knowledge pumped into him.
Ok after reading this I had to try not to piss my pants because I was laughing so damn hard...its so DUMB its funny i mean WTF does any of this bullshit make ANY sence to you.
btw I found out he didnt write all of this himself he used this site: http://www.pakin.org/complaint its a make your own complaint site.