tweek
01-14-2009, 05:59 AM
Fanfiction-It's not all that good, but it's fun writing so i figured i might as well share. Oh yeah, and i dont know all that much about time travel, so if i'm wrong, well too bad. You can laugh at me.
Sitting On A Cornflake – Chapter One-
‘Alright Cartman, I think I get this now, So all we have to do to travel back in time is make a worm hole, right?’
Stan asked, he had never been all that good at understanding Cartman’s intricate plans, and this one just made his brain hurt. But Kyle, being the smartest of the four boys, saw several flaws in this plan,
‘Ugh, Cartman, you are going to get us all killed! You need to plan this very carefully, it’s not the type of thing you should be messing around with. This could turn out to be very dangerous. First of all, we need to make sure we can get back, that is the most important thing. Also, we cant just get any old wormhole, it has to be a specific one, that will take us to where we wont to go, and we don’t want to end up somewhere we don’t want to, or will get us into trouble, otherwise we might end up with…’
‘World War II! Awesome! I can finally change history and win the war!’
‘Cartman, you have already learned you can’t change who wins what, I thought you learnt that in third grade, in the re-enactment, remember? Anyway, I think we should get some help from some experts in the matter.’
Kenny looked confused, ‘I don’t get it, why are we going back in time anyway?’ Stan just shrugged, and the Jew and the fat ass continued arguing,
‘Do you think I’m stupid Kyle! I have got all that sorted, okay? I bought this device, it creates a wormhole to the time you desire to visit, plus, it creates a force of negative energy to keep the worm hole stable for long enough for us to go through, it will only last a few seconds, so we have to be quick.’
‘And where exactly did you get this device?’
‘Ebay.’
‘Dude, ebay? We cant trust a time travel machine from ebay!’
‘Ahem… Kyle, I do believe those Terrance and Phillip underwear you are wearing are from ebay.’
This shut Kyle up.
‘Alright. Let’s just do this already.
* * *
Stan wasn’t sure if he was awake or dreaming, But his eyes were closed, and he could feel heat surrounding him. He didn’t know what was going on and he was scared, and to make matters worse he couldn’t move,
He was sure he heard Kyle’s voice, calling out his name, and he he opened his mouth to call back, but his mouth filled with smoke, sending him into a violent coughing fit, And making him even more light headed then before.
Had they even gone back in time? Or maybe the machine had blown up,
He heard Cartman yelling, and Kyle sobbing.
‘Come on Kyle! You’re going to get us all cared!’
‘I don’t care! I’m not leaving without Stan!’
‘Fine! We can take this one then! Let’s just get the hell out of here! Where’s Kenny?’
‘I think he’s dead, now come on, we have to find Stan, before he dies too,’
‘No. We are going. NOW!’
Stan didn’t hear much else after this, the noises around him softly fading as he fell into a deep sleep.
* * *
Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny (Who must have come back sometime whilst they were on their way back,) fell onto Kyle’s bed. Kyle was still crying, Kenny had a massive head ache, and Cartman was pissed of due to the thing he was holding in his hands, for Kyle, who hadn’t even noticed his generous act.
‘Cartman we have to go back, please,’ Kyle sobbed, pleading with Cartman.
‘No. It’s too late.’
‘But I need Stan! Kenny can go! It doesn’t matter if he dies!’
There was a muffled ‘Fuck off!’ Coming from the direction of Kenny, and Cartman shoved something into Kyle’s arms,
‘Here, take this. Maybe it will finally stop you complaining. Here is your precious little faggot boy.’
‘CARTMAN! You can’t do that! He’s only a baby! He probably wont even recognize me! You fucking idiot!’
Kyle was wrong, as the small Stan did recognize him,
‘Kye, why you big?’ He asked, grabbing Kyle’s collar and looking up at him.
‘Stan…jesus how do I explain this to a kid his age…Okay Stan, you are in the future.’
‘Cool! But… where my mummy?’
He crawled into Kyle and started crying, Kyle picked him up, hugging him. He wasn’t really sure how to take care of kids that age, but he was going to have to learn.
Sitting On A Cornflake – Chapter One-
‘Alright Cartman, I think I get this now, So all we have to do to travel back in time is make a worm hole, right?’
Stan asked, he had never been all that good at understanding Cartman’s intricate plans, and this one just made his brain hurt. But Kyle, being the smartest of the four boys, saw several flaws in this plan,
‘Ugh, Cartman, you are going to get us all killed! You need to plan this very carefully, it’s not the type of thing you should be messing around with. This could turn out to be very dangerous. First of all, we need to make sure we can get back, that is the most important thing. Also, we cant just get any old wormhole, it has to be a specific one, that will take us to where we wont to go, and we don’t want to end up somewhere we don’t want to, or will get us into trouble, otherwise we might end up with…’
‘World War II! Awesome! I can finally change history and win the war!’
‘Cartman, you have already learned you can’t change who wins what, I thought you learnt that in third grade, in the re-enactment, remember? Anyway, I think we should get some help from some experts in the matter.’
Kenny looked confused, ‘I don’t get it, why are we going back in time anyway?’ Stan just shrugged, and the Jew and the fat ass continued arguing,
‘Do you think I’m stupid Kyle! I have got all that sorted, okay? I bought this device, it creates a wormhole to the time you desire to visit, plus, it creates a force of negative energy to keep the worm hole stable for long enough for us to go through, it will only last a few seconds, so we have to be quick.’
‘And where exactly did you get this device?’
‘Ebay.’
‘Dude, ebay? We cant trust a time travel machine from ebay!’
‘Ahem… Kyle, I do believe those Terrance and Phillip underwear you are wearing are from ebay.’
This shut Kyle up.
‘Alright. Let’s just do this already.
* * *
Stan wasn’t sure if he was awake or dreaming, But his eyes were closed, and he could feel heat surrounding him. He didn’t know what was going on and he was scared, and to make matters worse he couldn’t move,
He was sure he heard Kyle’s voice, calling out his name, and he he opened his mouth to call back, but his mouth filled with smoke, sending him into a violent coughing fit, And making him even more light headed then before.
Had they even gone back in time? Or maybe the machine had blown up,
He heard Cartman yelling, and Kyle sobbing.
‘Come on Kyle! You’re going to get us all cared!’
‘I don’t care! I’m not leaving without Stan!’
‘Fine! We can take this one then! Let’s just get the hell out of here! Where’s Kenny?’
‘I think he’s dead, now come on, we have to find Stan, before he dies too,’
‘No. We are going. NOW!’
Stan didn’t hear much else after this, the noises around him softly fading as he fell into a deep sleep.
* * *
Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny (Who must have come back sometime whilst they were on their way back,) fell onto Kyle’s bed. Kyle was still crying, Kenny had a massive head ache, and Cartman was pissed of due to the thing he was holding in his hands, for Kyle, who hadn’t even noticed his generous act.
‘Cartman we have to go back, please,’ Kyle sobbed, pleading with Cartman.
‘No. It’s too late.’
‘But I need Stan! Kenny can go! It doesn’t matter if he dies!’
There was a muffled ‘Fuck off!’ Coming from the direction of Kenny, and Cartman shoved something into Kyle’s arms,
‘Here, take this. Maybe it will finally stop you complaining. Here is your precious little faggot boy.’
‘CARTMAN! You can’t do that! He’s only a baby! He probably wont even recognize me! You fucking idiot!’
Kyle was wrong, as the small Stan did recognize him,
‘Kye, why you big?’ He asked, grabbing Kyle’s collar and looking up at him.
‘Stan…jesus how do I explain this to a kid his age…Okay Stan, you are in the future.’
‘Cool! But… where my mummy?’
He crawled into Kyle and started crying, Kyle picked him up, hugging him. He wasn’t really sure how to take care of kids that age, but he was going to have to learn.