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IronWillStan
10-24-2007, 07:25 PM
This is a three stage question:
1- What will his high-school years be like?
2- College years?
3- Adulthood?

1- Despite being the typical nerd character on the front, Kyle's popularity, mainly due to be the captain of the underwhelming-yet-dangerous Cow basketball team, is quite high and almost matches Stan. Academically, he is at the top tier of his class. Only Wendy and a few others can even try to reach his spot. However, starting in his junior year, he starts a small decline. Mostly due to his depression over the sudden death of his mother and somewhat due to Stan moving away, he became more isolated. His grades slide down a little, bit not too much, and his basketball coach benched him in favor of a more enthusiastic player. In his senior year, he reverses these trends. He finishes in the top of of his class and finishes his senior basketball year with a thrilling division championship win over North Park. He is offered a scholarship at Stanford.

2- He moves into a dorm at Stanford and is on the team. He sits on the chair of the College Independents. He is an above-average, if not entirely exceptional, student who majors in Philosophy and Political Science. He doesn't play too often until his Junior year, where he sees significant playing time off the bench as a spark plug or as a backup. Wins the Pac-10 6th Man of the Year. Starts in his Seniot year, but a sprained ankle in his tenth game benches him. Then, a Freshman comes on and leads the team to nine straight wins and eventually replaces Kyle as the starter. Kyle would see playing time in teh Pac-10 tournament, where he would hit the game-winning jump shot with 0.2 seconds left against Washington in a thrilling 91-90 game. He would play some in the first round of March Madness, and would start in the 103-80 thrashing they receive against UNC. He graduates with his bachelors, but is soon off. While a senior, he became convinced that his role in life was to help the poor and sickly in the third world; he joined the Red Cross.

3- For seven years, he travels around the world to aid victims of war, disaster, and plague. When he is 25, he has a brush with death when a Kashmiri Rebel Contigent raided the convoy they were a member of and executed three members. It didn't stop him from doing his job. While not too knowledgable in the field of medicine, he becomes an asset for his ability to re-assure people and aid doctors. Was a member of the isolated Red Cross team that was in the Congo during the Black Cog outbreak; was one of only thirteen to survive the chaos, war, disease and starvation that followed the country's blockade.
He returned to South Park very soon afterwards, where he became an advisor to the Mayor, Wendy Testaburger. Rumors of their love were true, and two years later, they married. When she became the Colorado Senator, few were as proud as he.
They would have two kids, one named Stan(For his Godfather) and the other was named Sheila in honor of his mother. He died at the age of 37 after a car wreck brought by a late-night drive to get Wendy some chocolate, as she was want to do when she was pregnant.
Stan and Wendy worked hard and got the school to be renamed Kyle Broflovski High.

KyleFan!
10-24-2007, 09:00 PM
Great topic idea ! :)

bridon#1fan
12-07-2007, 11:47 PM
thats cool!

moonservant
10-21-2008, 01:13 AM
That was very interesting and well-written. But, a couple questions. First, why did stan move away? Second, is his mom dying your prophesy or something? and lastly, why did kyle marry wendy? shouldn't he marry somebody more sutible? like, I don't know, ME!!??
Just kidding there. Haha.

jewish pride
10-21-2008, 02:25 AM
wow dude! great topic! :o)

my answer is this:

1. I can see from kilometers away that kyle will start fighting his mother to death when he hits adolescence, for now he kinda has the typical child fear of very strict parents (those who never had strict parents cant possibly understand it), but we all know kyle's temper and im sure that as soon as his mother starts being very bitchy when he starts wanting to do typical adolescent stuff all hell will break loose, i know it
there's a big possibility that during these years kyle and his mother will become more and more distant and im sure that ike will stand in the same position as kyle no matter what (they have a really strong brother bond i think), but i wonder what will gerald do, he seems a good enough dad all things considered and seems way more reasonable than the bitch, so i wonder who he will be siding with
about his grades, yes there is the possibility of a small decline, but a very small one i think, kyle is very cool but he has a very obvious nerdy spirit in him, he will still have very good grades

2. Well, i definitely bet that he will go to a very good and demanding college, no matter what he studies, i wonder if he'll try to go to harvard or some big place like that, i can totally see that happening, which will mean that he'll probably have to say goodbye to his friendsfor some time, that would be sad :(
what will he study? interesting question
i heard matt stone studied mathematics, i could very well se kyle doing that same thing, sounds suitable enough, or maybe he could enter medical school, that would work too
i dont think i see him following the same steps as his father, i cant really see kyle as a lawyer, neither do i see him studying something related to economics
what also comes to my mind as a possibility is kyle studying politics and persuing a career as a politician, maybe becoming a governor or even president one day, he sure has the talent to do it, he's great with speeches ;) , and i just think it would be great to have a president like kyle right? he would do great

3. Really depends on what he will end up studying, no matter what he studies though, we know he will be great at it, he'll very probably make very good money too
will he decide to live in colorado? i dont think so, he'll probably move somewhere else, thats my guess at least, cant imagine where though (dont live in usa, dont know it that well)
marriage? i see him marrying in his late 20s, with a girl he'll probably meet during his time in college (dont really see him marrying a high school girlfriend), and he'll have 3 children, seems a good number :o)

StanDaMan
12-03-2008, 07:59 AM
You could all be wrong.
Comon people! this is South Park
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
no really, anything. Maybe the thing you expect the least would happen, because that is what south park is based around if you watch it enough. I mean, who hear ACTUALLY thought that Indiana Jones was the friend that got raped? who actually thought that Barbra Streisand was really just an insane B*tch hellbent on ruling the universe? (well that last one isnt very hard to guess)
For all we know he could become emo and worship Hitler and snort cocaine.

jewish pride
12-03-2008, 03:24 PM
^ dude we're kind of just messing in here, doing totally nerdy fangirl/boy talking, i dont even think matt and trey will show what the boys do when they grow up, they'll probably just end the show with them still being in 4th grade lol

bridon#1fan
12-03-2008, 07:40 PM
Yeah i agree with that.