who would win in a fight? (all south park characters)

[jewish pride]

this is the classic who would win in a fight, only with south park characters
i say:
cartman vs butters
and the person below answers who they think would win (there's no need to justificate your answer but you can do so if you want) and then they ask another about another fight like:
randy vs gerald
and so on
its ONLY with sp characters!

so here i start

cartman vs butters?

[cosma_alex]

butters

kyle vs ike

lets see(LOL)hahahaahahaha I'm evil!

[jewish pride]

kyle cause he's older, would be an interesting fight when ike gets older though :o)

stan vs kenny?

[cartmanvskyle]

Kenny.

Clyde vs Craig

[bridon#1fan]

Craig. He kicked Tweeks ass in the episode "Tweek Vs. Craig.

Wendy Vs. Bebe?

[jewish pride]

bebe, dunno why though

randy vs gerald?

[cosma_alex]

Randy
Chef vs. Kyle's mom (can't remember the name)

[Mutt]

Chef!

Mr.Hankey vrs. Mr. Hat (lol)

[bridon#1fan]

Mr Hankey

Token Vs. Cartman?

[cartmanvskyle]

Token, he beat him up before in "christian rock hard"

Butters vs Pip

[jewish pride]

butters! as long as pip has no balls nearby hehe

mr hat vs mr twig?

[cartmanvskyle]

Mr. Hat

Jimmy vs Token

[jewish pride]

token

jimmy vs timmy?

[cartmanvskyle]

Jimmy

Sharon vs Liane

[bridon#1fan]

Sharon

Chef Vs Jimbo

[jewish pride]

chef! he kicks ass :)

jimbo vs ned

[Cartooncutie16]

Ned!

Clyde vs Kyle

[cosma_alex]

kyle

kenny vs. tweek

[cartmanvskyle]

Kenny.

Butters vs Wendy

[jewish pride]

lol probably wendy

mr garrison vs mr slave

[bridon#1fan]

Mr Slave

Kevin Vs. Cartman

[Mutt]

Um..I have no idea who Kevin is but anyone could kick Cartman's ass lol.

Stan vrs. Tweek

[cartmanvskyle]

probably Stan (and Kevin is the kid with the black hair and the blue jacket, but theres also Kevin, Kenny's brother and Kevin the little monky thing Maphesto has)

Damian VS Trent Boyett

[jewish pride]

Trent Boyett

jesus vs santa

[cartmanvskyle]

i guess Jesus cause he has magic powers

Kelly vs Rebecca

[Cartooncutie16]

Rebecca

Chef vs the derp guy (the guy who goes derpy derpy derp in those commercials on south park)

[Mutt]

definetly Chef

Cartman vrs. Evil Cartman (from spooky fish lol)

[jewish pride]

Evil Cartman!

terrance vs phillip

[cartmanvskyle]

Phillip

Clyde vs Cartman

[jewish pride]

Clyde

mr garrison vs randy

[bridon#1fan]

Randy

Jimmy Vs. Kenny

[cartmanvskyle]

Kenny

Ike vs Flora (the kindergardener who couldn't make up her mind)

[secondsilykyle09]

Ike

Stan vs. Butters

[jewish pride]

stan of course :p

stan vs kyle

[Jake, Mkay?]

Stan

Randy VS Gerald

[bridon#1fan]

Randy

Mr.Garrison Vs. Mr hat

[jewish pride]

mr hat heh

mr mackey vs mr garrison

[cartmanvskyle]

Mr. Garrison

Terrance vs Phillip

[bridon#1fan]

Terrance.

Mr Mackie Vs. Mr Hat

[cartmanvskyle]

Mr. Hat

the Mole VS Gregory

[Mutt]

the Mole was awesome!

hmm let's see.

Kyle Vrs. Pip

[cartmanvskyle]

Kyle.

Sparky vs Fluffy

[Mutt]

Sparky!

Timmy vrs. Butters

[KyleDenny]

,Timmy Look how he fought in cripple fight

Ike vs. Filmore (that kid in ike's class)

[cartmanvskyle]

Filmore, but only cause he's older

Cartman vs Kyle'c cousin Kyle

[jewish pride]

cartman, kyle's couin is just too lame

kyle's cousin vs pip

[bridon#1fan]

Pip.

Craig Vs. Stan

[cartmanvskyle]

Craig

Jimbo vs Randy

[jewish pride]

jimbo

big gay al vs mr garrison

[cartmanvskyle]

Mr. Garrison

Wendy vs Butters

[jewish pride]

wendy hehe

woodland critters vs crab people

[cartmanvskyle]

woodland critters

Red vs Powder/Sally Turner

[bridon#1fan]

Wendy.

Kenny Vs. Butters

[Mutt]

Kenny!

Damien vrs. the Woodland critters

[cartmanvskyle]

Damian

evil Kyle vs evil Stan

[Jake, Mkay?]

evil Stan

Liane vs Kennys mom

[Mutt]

Kenny's mom (anyone know her real name by the way?)

Fluffy(Cartman's pig) vrs. Kitty

[bridon#1fan]

Kitty

Jesus Vs. Satan?

[Jake, Mkay?]

Jesus

Pip vs Kyle (Kyles cousin)

[jewish pride]

omg thats a tough one! i guess pip but it would be pretty equal in lameness lol

kyle vs clyde

[greenboy]

Kyle. Come on! Craig's a pussy hehe *looks around for bricks flying towards my head*

Garrison and the Lezbo Army vs. South Park Dads? (Randy Marsh, Gerald Broflovski, etc.)

[jewish pride]

lol dude, i said clyde, not craig :p

Garrison and the Lezbo ftw!

gerald vs sheila

[bridon#1fan]

Kyle

Cartman Vs. Tweek

[Mutt]

Tweek

Terrence Vrs. Phillip

[Jake, Mkay?]

Phillip

Lemmiwinks vs Stans mudrering fish

[jewish pride]

Lemmiwinks!!!

gerald vs sheila

[cartmanvskyle]

Sheila, but thats just cause i don't think Gerald wold hit his wife

Liane Cartman vs Linda Stotch

[bridon#1fan]

Probably Liane

Chef Vs. Mr.Mackie

[jewish pride]

linda scotch, she's kind of insane

stephen scotch vs randy marsh