is Cartman gay????

[cartmanvskyle]

well i think he probably isn't, but people always seem to say he is. What do you think?

[Jake, Mkay?]

UGH! Why would you go and start a topic like this?
No he isnt gay!

[StanFan!]

i kinda think he is. I think he has a thing for Butters and Kyle. No offense Jake

[jewish pride]

i kinda think he is. I think he has a thing for Butters and Kyle. No offense Jake

lol i doubt he has a thing for butters, he mostly just uses him for his evil purposes hahahha

i dont think he likes kyle that way either, or in any way at all for that matter :p

but he might be gay, because i saw this episode a couple of days ago where he fakes this desease where he can say everything he wants and all kind of curses claiming he cant control it
then he actually ends up saying it all, even his deepest secrets, like how he wets his bed and that he cries at night for not having a dad (that actually made me feel bad for him) and one of the things he spills is that once he and his cousin touched their penises and that it felt nice

sorry i cant remember the name of the episode :o

but there you go, that could be a gay sign right? what do u guys think?

[secondsilykyle09]

He might be, I dunno. But I highly doubt it.

[Jake, Mkay?]

No hes not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys have no proof to hold that on.
Cept maybe what jewish pride said. I dont think he said it felt nice tho.............
He HATES kyle! Why the hell do you think he has a thing for him?
And also I heard a comentary for an episode, cant remember which one tho, were matt and trey said that they heard that alot of people think cartmans gay. Well they said that is not true.

[bridon#1fan]

I don't think he's gay.

[jewish pride]

No hes not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys have no proof to hold that on.
Cept maybe what jewish pride said. I dont think he said it felt nice tho.............
He HATES kyle! Why the hell do you think he has a thing for him?
And also I heard a comentary for an episode, cant remember which one tho, were matt and trey said that they heard that alot of people think cartmans gay. Well they said that is not true.

i saw it a couple of days ago and once he definitely says it felt nice

now that does not necesarely mean he is gay, there are lots of straight men and women that have one experience with the same sex that is ok and not repulsive, but they still feel more attracted to opposite sex, it can happen

but i pesonally think that it sounded as though he was either gay or seriously confused about it
it probably is the second option though hahah

and about having a crush on anyone (like kyle), he is so self involved that i find that quite hard to believe lmao

[greenboy]

Well that wasn't the only instance of him and his gayness. Think about imaginationland, his comments there right towards the end when he imagined kyle sucking his nuts. Or that time where he had thought he'd get Butters by sticking his dick in Butters' mouth? I mean . . . . . that's . . . well, that's pretty gay actually. So he might not be gay! . . . . he just fools around a LOT.

[Cartooncutie16]

ok I think we can settle this topic and end it for good by saying Cartman is BISEXUAL or BICURIOUS!

[cartmanvskyle]

I know that after imaginationland alot of people were saying he was but on the commentary they said that he wasn't and that the younger audiance wasn't meture enough to understand ball sucking and on that same dvd one of the lines that wasn't on TV is when Jimmy sais "Eric, I'm conserned about your obsession to have Kyle suck your balls it just seems sort of faggy" to which Cartman replied "What you think i want Kyle to suck my balls for physical plesure? no this is about him finnaly having to admit he was wrong"

[Jake, Mkay?]

And also what about "Chef Goes Nanners"?

[jewish pride]

And also what about "Chef Goes Nanners"?

what happens there?

[cartmanvskyle]

what happens there?

he gets a crush on Wendy

[jewish pride]

he doesnt get a crush on wendy, wendy gets a crush on him, he's just happy she kissed him cause he feels cool lol

[secondsilykyle09]

I don't think he's "gay", but maybe he likes sick pleasure.....................o_o

[jewish pride]

^ lol

he might be a bit gay because they do seem to do the "repressed gay guy" a lot on SP, like obviously mr garrison and maybe butters' dad a little, like they are homophobics cause they see it as something so wrong but at the same time they are repressing their own gay feelings

of course this is just another theory, i dont really know

[bridon#1fan]

He did act gay in "cartman sucks"

[jewish pride]

dude i just finished watching the three imaginationland episodes and cartman was seriously obsessed with kyle, it was kind of gay there for a moment :p

[Mutt]

Yah I dunno if Cartman really is gay but he tends to act towards it I guess . Like everyone said with Cartman so obsessed with Kyle literally sucking his balls, him sticking Butters' ding dong in his mouth and there was the one end of the episode where he wanted to jack off to Butters getting beat up by his parents or something...Oh and sucking semen out of a homeless guy too so but yeah,...and the gay fad lol . But I dunno...

[cosma_alex]

dude i just finished watching the three imaginationland episodes and cartman was seriously obsessed with kyle, it was kind of gay there for a moment :p

no dude he just wanted to humiliate him.........cartman is just a fat ass

[jewish pride]

^ yeah but he is always so obsessed with kyle that it kind of makes me wonder lol

[cartmanvskyle]

the thing with cartman is what he really likes is to have Kyle be jelose of him

[bridon#1fan]

^Yeah thats true.

[Jake, Mkay?]

In lePetit Tourrete He said he was secretly in love with Patty Nelson.

[PurpleRains]

He isn't gay, he loves Patty Nelson and he did kissed Wendy on " Chef goes Nanners".

[cosma_alex]

yeah dude that was kinda..........strange

[cartmanvskyle]

He isn't gay, he loves Patty Nelson and he did kissed Wendy on " Chef goes Nanners".

well i don't think he actually kissed Wendy back

[PurpleRains]

Yea, maybe he didn't know how to kissed her back.

[cosma_alex]

butt still I thought it was kinda strange.......don't you think?

[jewish pride]

^ what was strange?

[cosma_alex]

the fact that cartman kissed wendy

[jewish pride]

wendy kissed him actually, i dont get whats weird :confused:

[cosma_alex]

well cartman is always such a fatass with everyone, and I thought that wendy will always have a close conection with stan

[jewish pride]

but she says that it was the fact that they spent a lot of time together that sort of pulled her towards cartman or something like that and that it was only temporary
i dont think its that strange specially since we dont see that much malice in cartman in this episode and he makes wendy laugh, i think cartman can be quite carismatic when he's not being a total asshole (which happens of course precious few times lol)

[cosma_alex]

yeah I guess

[jewish pride]

i dont know wether cartman is gay or not, but it's obvious he's shown some small hints of being a bit confused about it

is it really that bad if he is anyway? i personally dont care that much, i dont like him now and i would still not like him gay :p
but would you guys really like him more or less because of it? i dont think its that important

[cosma_alex]

I would most certanly like him less

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

I would most certanly like him lessAre you saying you have a problem with gays. People like you make me sick.
What would you do If Kyle was gay

[cartmanvskyle]

well lets not forget that Cartman was the only one interested in going the the girls stupid spoiled whore party

[cosma_alex]

Are you saying you have a problem with gays. People like you make me sick.
What would you do If Kyle was gay

NO dude.....I'm saying that cartman ,if he was gay, he'd be nice and hit on kyle or stan or other boys

[jewish pride]

^ i dont know dude, cartman would probably still be an asshole to kyle :p

well lets not forget that Cartman was the only one interested in going the the girls stupid spoiled whore party

he just cant stand being left out of anything at all, like when timmy and jimmy form the club for handicaps and tell the boys they cant join, stan kenny and kyle didnt care of course, but cartman went like "wait, you cant form a club and then tell me i cant join" lol dumb eric :rolleyes:

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

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Are you saying you have a problem with gays. People like you make me sick.
What would you do If Kyle was gay

NO dude.....I'm saying that cartman ,if he was gay, he'd be nice and hit on kyle or stan or other boys

sorry thought you were gay bashing

[cosma_alex]

I dont have nothing with gays ........you aproched it in another way

[bridon#1fan]

Mean either, don't have anything aganist gays.

[jewish pride]

good to know that you dont have any problem with it guys :o)
i was afraid you did since some seemed to dislike the idea of cartman being gay

[bridon#1fan]

I think its funny how he can act gay sometimes.

[jewish pride]

Cartman: All that treasure. It's all mine! So long as these greedy assholes don't find out about it! (...) Even though I found it, you'd love to think it's somehow yours, too! God, I hate you guys! [begins to crawl towards Kyle] Especially you, you money-grubbing snake in the grass! [reaches Kyle so that his face is smiling evilly down at Kyle's face. He whispers] Well I have news for you, Kyle! You're never going to get my treasure. I've got a little plan going, to get the treasure out of here without you ever knowing. [Kyle stirs and wakes up]
Kyle: C-Cartman?
Cartman: Oh. Hey Kyle. How's it goin'?
Kyle: Dude, what are you doing?
Cartman: Not much. You know, just hangin' out. How've you been, man? Good?
Kyle: Dude, get away from me!
Cartman: Yeah. It's nice talking with you, Kyle. See you around. [gets off Kyle]

dude that sounded and looked very gay!

[bridon#1fan]

You really think so?

[jewish pride]

totally! he got right to his face, invading all his personal space hehehe

[James76]

I am not bothered if hes gay or not he will still act like a tw@t can`t believe this thread has gone on for 5 pages.

[jewish pride]

cause the fact that we dont think that being gay would make him any better or worse doesnt mean its not an interesting matter, if he was gay then maybe his relationship with one of the other guys would be different

[bridon#1fan]

Yeah probably kissing one them, i suppose.

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[cartmanvskyle]

Yeah probably kissing one them, i suppose.

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What? i dont think that if he was gay it would change the way he feels about his freinds

[jewish pride]

^ she said kissing one of them, not kissing them all
if he is gay then there is quite a chance that he would have a different feeling from one of his friends than the one we think

[cartmanvskyle]

^ she said kissing one of them, not kissing them all
if he is gay then there is quite a chance that he would have a different feeling from one of his friends than the one we think

well i think if he was gay then just like the rest of the kids love would be one of his least concerns

[Isamanthal]

well,here are my thoughts:

cartman,if you ask me,isnt gay

two things that make him lok gay:

-wanting kyle to suck his balls

-sticking his "weiner" in butters' mouth

reasons for theese:

-cartman wanted to not only prove that he was right,but wanted to humiliate kyle

-cartman,beleiving buttetrs is a pussy,wanted to have a picture for him and his freinds to laugh about,and hoped it would make him look tougher/cooler

-cartman,only being 9,doesn't completely know how sick and vile those things are

two things that make him look straight:

-when wendy kissed him,he was really happy,and (probably) liked her back.

-in "le petite tourette",he said he fantasized of kissing patty nelson.(he had also said him and his cousins touched weiners[possibly as a joke,or a sick guy joke,OR his cousin might be gay/bicurious])

thats my side,I think he's straight,possibly bi,but not gay

p.s-if he was gay,he'd be way awesomer. xD

[bridon#1fan]

Yeah but prefer him not being gay.

[greenboy]

Ya, but Cartman queew as twee dowra biw. (So my very vietnamese barber has said. Translation: Cartman is as queer as a three dollar bill) Believe it or not he's like 50 something and even HE watches South Park, how cool is that?? :D

[cartmanvskyle]

Ya, but Cartman queew as twee dowra biw. (So my very vietnamese barber has said. Translation: Cartman is as queer as a three dollar bill) Believe it or not he's like 50 something and even HE watches South Park, how cool is that?? :D

my granpa's 65 and he watches south park every week.

[bridon#1fan]

Wow cool. My mom sometimes watches it with me.

[jewish pride]

hey i just finished watching season 12 and i noticed that in toonsil trouble they that kyle and cartman were a couple several times and then in super fun time a guy thought the same about butters and cartman lol

what do you think that can tell us? :p

[bridon#1fan]

^That there both gay?

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[jewish pride]

^ kyle was confused as gay in just that episode, cartman in more and butters in even more! lol

but if cartman does turn out to be gay then here they are throwing hints hehe

[meluvskyle]

he is NOT gay dude
he seems gay in some episodes but i just say that he is gay to piss my friend off lol
but he is not gay

[djlee6]

I think he is
there are just so many things that show us he hates women and doesnt seem to care either way when it comes to guys...

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Okay, Cartman might be gay. But if anyone says that Kyle is... *Rolls up sleeves menacingly*

(Not that I'm a homophobe, but FFS, Kyle's not gay.)

[KyleDenny]

i don't understand why so many people think Kyle is gay. sure, he was grossed out by Bebe kissing him but that's just how most kids are at that age. Cartman would be the biggest example of being gay (i'm not a homophobe either).

[bridon#1fan]

he did put his dick in butters mouth

[KyleDenny]

he gave that hobo a blowjob too. there's many examples that prove the theory.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

I suppose he didn't know that he was giving that hobo a BJ, but I think Cartman might be gay anyhow. He wasn't nearly as disturbed as Kyle was to be called a couple in "Tonsil Trouble", and there's lots more but I'm not thinking very much right now. XD

[KyleDenny]

and even though he was distracted, he didn't bother to tell that couple off in super fun time when him and butters were holding hands like butters did.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Right, right, "Super Fun Time" was very much a gay Cartman episode! XD

[KyleDenny]

he makes me wonder sometimes...

[djlee6]

i say cartman is gay...

possibly for kyle, even though kyle's straight
anyone would be sick from making out with bebe -.-;;

course...i just dont like bebe at all, so meh

[KyleDenny]

well, like i said, most kids are like that with kissing, etc, at that age. i think the story "fag, ballet" would be an accurate look at cartman and how he feels about kyle and obviously kyle goes batshit when him, stan, and kenny discover that secret.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Yeah, my only problem with the Kyman pairing is the Kyle side of it, tbh.

[KyleDenny]

it was kind of funny in the story seeing him going batshit. i'm sure if he didn't tell someone, he would've killed himself. he got so sick when anybody brought it up (which stan was the one because they killed kenny (on accident of course)).

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Could you give me a link to the story? I want to read it and I can't find it. >.<

[KyleDenny]

damn, that fucker was far back there. no wonder you didn't see it.
http://www.kylefanclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=667

here's "girls will be boys". this was a fun one.
http://www.kylefanclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=590

don't mind if the thread is stalled, i think it does that because there's a lot in it.

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Thank you, I'll read it now. :)

[bridon#1fan]

cartman looked gay in le petite tourette when he was blinking his eyes at kyle for him to apologize

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

XD Yeah, he did.

OMG, I read the ballet fic it was so fucking funny! And tremendously in-character and it felt like a real episode! I laughed so hard at Kyle, especially the scene with Mr. Mackey and the bleeping!!! Possibly the best fic I've ever read!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LINK, now I'll be reading the other one! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[KyleDenny]

that part was epic and kyle mentally freaking out in class. poor kyle though, that would be torture. XD

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

XD I could totally envision Kyle spazzing exactly how it was described. I loved how he was puking after Stan told him what Cartman wrote.

[KyleDenny]

i don't blame him for that reaction. i just had to laugh at that whole thing at school class and mackey's office. i should have shane check my story out. same with john.

[djlee6]

okay, question:
if cartman hates kyle so much, why didnt he frame him in 'licecapades'?
was it just to be right that kenny had lice or what??

[bridon#1fan]

idk why he framed kyle

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Yeah, I've wondered the same thing. :S

[KyleDenny]

his mentality is hard to figure out

[djlee6]

i guess...
its just something ive always wondered