Favorite Kyle Line

[KyleFan!]

To kick of with a discussion point:

What is your favorite line that Kyle has used during all the seasons of South Park ?

[bridon#1fan]

my favorite kyle line is:

oh my god! I killed kenny, you bastard!"

[britloveskyle]

my favorite line was:
"kick the baby"

[l_ove_Kyle_N_Cartman]

Mines are:

" You Bastards!" Return of Chef

" Don't called my mom a bitch, Cartman!" An elephant makes love to a pig

" Ready Ike, kicked the baby!" Cartman gets an anal probe

" Oh my God I killed Kenny! You bastard!" Pink Eye

" Goddamnit, Cartman" Good times with weapons

[James76]

I'm sure. Abe Lincoln was right: I don't wanna find out I'm good-looking and become a total shithead when I grow up

[MewMewKyle]

" You know,I learned something today!"

[James76]

"I just want a nurection so I can give it to my mom"

[MewMewKyle]

" I like Math" ( I'm not sure if he says that)

[Cartooncutie16]

uh no he dosent:

I'm sure. Abe Lincoln was right: I don't wanna find out I'm good-looking and become a total shithead when I grow up- The List

and even though this isnt a Kyle Line I thought it was hella funny:

Are you going to eat your pickle?- said by an ugly kid from the list

[MewMewKyle]

I like that line two!

I like this one : Cartman, let's just get this over with!

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

I Like The One When Kyle Smacks Cartman And He Starts Crying

[Mutt]

This line from Prehistoric Caveman lol:
"Cartman, you f*cking hunk of fat, rat-f*cking hunk of pig-f*cking ass fat."

And this one from Cartman Gets an Anal Probe:
"Hey, you scrawny-eyed sh*thead, what the f*ck is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of f*cking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child!"

"You know what you assholes like! You like to _____ and sh___ and _____ and _____ and _____ and _____!"

[James76]

I like the lines he said to cartman in Imaginationland III

"Just let it go with your f*cking balls, you f*cking asshole!! Your friends have been in danger and all you care about it this stupid bet! Well I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet, that I am never sucking your balls, you got that?! They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, but I am never going to suck your balls, never! So there!

[StanFan!]

...........................its so, beautiful!

[bridon#1fan]

I love that line too james76

i like this one: "Goddamit Cartman!"

[IHeartKyle5266]

I like the lines he said to cartman in Imaginationland III

"Just let it go with your f*cking balls, you f*cking asshole!! Your friends have been in danger and all you care about it this stupid bet! Well I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet, that I am never sucking your balls, you got that?! They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, but I am never going to suck your balls, never! So there!
Love that one :)

[bridon#1fan]

Hey i know you! Your from south park studios i used to post there. Anyways welcome to the kylefanclub.

[James76]

How about

"Don't listen to 'em, Cartman! I'm sure it'll work. Go for it. Yaaay Cartman! Fly fly fly" :D

[bridon#1fan]

or this one..."I said ikes on fire!"

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[Mutt]

Or how about:
"Just stop it! [at the top of his lungs] Stoopp iitt!! "
[the lights go out as the bulbs shatter, then the shelf above his bed falls and everything on it hits the floor. The psychics and Cartman stop their battle and stare at Kyle]
"There's a logical explanation for that."

[KYLESLOVERJEW]

i like the one when kyle kills kenny:omg i killed kenny you bastard

[MewMewKyle]

" Um Rebecca, there's this dance and I was wondering if you wanna go....."

[secondsilykyle09]

My favortie was probably: "oh my God! I killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD!!"
lol

[MewMewKyle]

Lol hee hee!

[StanFan!]

i liked these:
Oh my God, what if I'm not real?
I mean, what if I'm just part of my parents' reality!
What if this is all just somebody's dream?
[still reading] Dude, this book says there could be infinite alternate realities to every reality.
Oh my God, this book says that negative and positive are the same thing; that real and not real are one.

kyle was hilaroius in Tooth Fairy Tats 2000!!

[Isamanthal]

kyle:stan,do you really think my hat is ugly?

stan:as a matter of a fact,i think it is the nicest hat i ever saw

[StanFan!]

aw, thats so nice of stan!!

[bridon#1fan]

I saw that epiosde yesterday and i was all like "Thats so sweet!"

I like this line.."Suck my balls fatass!"

[StanFan!]

lol, i liked the one with Cartman in Imaginationland
"Kyle, you must suck my balls" LOL

[KyleDenny]

Cartman: What do you mean Cartman rides the bull?

Kyle: Because you spent all our money on the stupid rides, fatass! Now either you're riding that bull or i'm gonna break your f*cking head open! -Cow Days

[bridon#1fan]

I like this one.."You are such a manipulative asshole Cartman."

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[James76]

or this

"Beause he's a fat racist self-centered intolerant manipulating sociopath"

[StanFan!]

lol!! those are some of my favoriets!

[Isamanthal]

Lol same!!!!!

[StanFan!]

ya i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MewMewKyle]

lol!!!!!!!

[StanFan!]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh
lol!!! tee-heee! haha! HEHE

[MewMewKyle]

Kick The Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StanFan!]

lol, wat about "Shut up Cartman!" i know he says that alot but this was wen cartman was singin Kyle's Mom's a bitch!!

[MewMewKyle]

Ha ha!! I remember tht one!!!!

[StanFan!]

lol!! and then mr. hankey and aw it was so funny!

[bridon#1fan]

I like this line from follow the egg when stan leaves with the egg and is mad and kyle pauses..."What the hell is wrong with everybody?"

[StanFan!]

lol!! that was hilarious!!

[bridon#1fan]

I have another favorite quote fom an elephant fucks a pig..."There no jews in sanfransico you retard!"

[StanFan!]

lol, thats probally not true, lemme guess, Cartman says that?? hmm?

[bridon#1fan]

I like this one...

"He didn't want us for sex fatass!"

[StanFan!]

LOL, thats kinda freaky!! haha

[bridon#1fan]

I know i hope i didn't scare you.

[KyleDenny]

What about in cartman's incredible gift when kyle eggs on cartman to jump off his roof. That showed how much they hate each other. Or in the middle of the episode when he gets pissed at those cops for not taking him seriously when he's trying to point out the real killer so that's what brings him to do what cartman did.

[StanFan!]

LOL, i like that episode, my favorite part was in the beggining wen cartman was gonna jump, it was hilarious!

[MewMewKyle]

Mr. Hankey the christmas poo, he loves me I love you...

[bridon#1fan]

Or this one..."Don't belittle my people you fucking fatass!"

[StanFan!]

"Oh my god, we killed kenny!" Stan said
"We did?" Kyle said.
"Yea, whatever!"Stan said

i forget which episode this is from but i remember it!

[Mutt]

Kyle speaking in pig latin lol

"Listen, aggotfay! An ailnay ilefay so you can eakbray out of isonpray!"

"They on'tday?! [takes the cake down] Why the ellhay otnay?! It ooktay ourfay ourshay to akebay this Od-damnedgay akecay, and ownay we're otallytay ewedscray! "

and Stan's response:" …Yeah."

[StanFan!]

LOL!!!!!!!! Hsahahahahhaha, thats funny!

[bridon#1fan]

Wow you actually remember that.

Or this one.."Wel at least my mom is not infront of crack whore magazine!"

[StanFan!]

LOL!!! haha, and i think that one quote was from Cartmans Silly Hate Crime, im not so sure tho..

[Mutt]

Yep the quote's from the Silly Hate Crime episode haha.

[MewMewKyle]

I believe in Mr. Hankey!!

[bridon#1fan]

Or this one from cartoon wars part 2 "Do the right thing!"

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[StanFan!]

HIV Positive isnt funny
AIDS isnt funny
Dying isnt funny
So shut the fuck up Cartman!

that is from 1201................Tonsil Trouble.

[James76]

Yeah that was a good line

[Kylelover23]

This line from Prehistoric Caveman lol:
"Cartman, you f*cking hunk of fat, rat-f*cking hunk of pig-f*cking ass fat."

And this one from Cartman Gets an Anal Probe:
"Hey, you scrawny-eyed sh*thead, what the f*ck is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of f*cking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child!"

"You know what you assholes like! You like to _____ and sh___ and _____ and _____ and _____ and _____!"

definitley one of the best kyle lines.

[KyleFan!]

Welcome to the forum!

Great to have you here and posting :)

[StanFan!]

yeah!! welcome!~

[bridon#1fan]

I like this one "There's four of us, your a retard!"

[Kylelover23]

How about

"Don't listen to 'em, Cartman! I'm sure it'll work. Go for it. Yaaay Cartman! Fly fly fly" :D

WHEN DID KYLE EVER SAY THAT?

[greenboy]

His ending line of "I'm still gonna break your XBox." is better than all of em!

[StanFan!]

LOL, cartman was just like "NO!" looooooooooooooooooool

[Kylelover23]

"Oh my god, we killed kenny!" Stan said
"We did?" Kyle said.
"Yea, whatever!"Stan said

i forget which episode this is from but i remember it!

I think it goes
Stan:Oh my God,we killed Kenny
Kyle:We killed Kenny
Stan:We killed Kenny,we're bastards

[StanFan!]

oooooooo. i knew it was something like that.

[bridon#1fan]

"I'm still breaking your xbox"

[StanFan!]

lol, so funny, i like it when he was like "Can i please be excused?" and he went out into the hallway and laughed! :P

[kylerulesandisawesome]

Mine was "I'm still going to break your Xbox!":p

[StanFan!]

ya, many people ahve said that before ;)

[jewish pride]

im sure its not my fave kyle line but i still loved it:

"Dude, did Cartman just crap treasure?"

from Manbearpig, lmfao!

[cartmanvskyle]

"Kenny, we have to get Stan to understand the importance of voting... because he'll defenetly vote for our guy"

[meluvskyle]

here are a few that i like
where kyle speaks pig latin
"Listen, aggotfay! An ailnay ilefay so you can eakbray out of isonpray! "
"They on'tday?! Why the ellhay otnay?! It ooktay ourfay ourshay to akebay this Od-damnedgay akecay, and ownay we're otallytay ewedscray! "

when kyle was freaking out on the aliens i forgot exactly what he said

and when he kept saying really when president bush was telling them who was responsible for 9 11

[bridon#1fan]

There's so many kyle lines to choose from like this one "So you can crap put your mouth what are you gonna earn a freaking medal!

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[jewish pride]

in imaginationland I when the guy is singing the song and kyle's all like "Are you gonna take us somewhere or not?!" that was funny

[meluvskyle]

^ when i first saw imagination land the speakers were up loud so that scared the crap outta me T_T lol

[bridon#1fan]

"Suck my balls fatass!"

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[jewish pride]

"Suck my balls fatass!"

... I will. I will suck your balls, Kyle. (...) I'll suck them dry, Kyle.
sounds familiar? :p

[bridon#1fan]

It does. "I'd be merry, but i'm Hebrew on Christmas."

[jewish pride]

^ that always makes me sad :(

"You know what you assholes like?! You like to _____ and sh___ and _____ and _____ and _____ and _____!" lol

[bridon#1fan]

Oh thats classic. "And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell please?"

[jewish pride]

Oh thats classic. "And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell please?"

lol i always smile at that part
hey i downloaded that song on areslite and it had an extra part that wasnt sang on the episode, its a guy who starts singing "hey little boy i couldnt help but hear ..." and then kyle sings a bit more
does anyone know what this is? is it from a cd release or something like that?

[bridon#1fan]

I have it on a cd. I heard it before.

[jewish pride]

^ oh so it is a cd? i liked it, its cool :o)

in chikenlover
Bus Driver: When I heard that Officer Barbrady couldn't read, I knew I had to motivate him somehow. So I formulated a plan to encourage him to learn the magic of reading!
Kyle: So you fucked a bunch of chickens?

[bridon#1fan]

"Aw man, i can't lose another friend first Kenny then Stan, all am i gonna have left are you two douches."

[jewish pride]

^ lol thats a funny one

It's okay, Stan, because I finally figured it out. You see, if someone like Cartman can get a million dollars and his own theme park, then there is no God. There's no God, dude.

that one almost made me cry :(

[bridon#1fan]

I felt sorry for him.

Well your be sorry when you see me riding around on Santa's sleigh with Mr Hankey, fat boy!"

[jewish pride]

in Spontaneous Combustion
"Don't worry, guys. I'm getting a nurection as we speak"
rofl!!!

[KyleDenny]

This was probably already said nut i don't care.

From tonsil trouble: "This isn't funny, aids isn't funny, dying isn't funny so shut the fuck up!"

[bridon#1fan]

Oh yeah that one of my favorite Kyle lines.

"Oh stop it! Were not friends, he infected me with the HIV virus!"

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[T67]

This one is good too:

Eric Cartman: I bet I'm going to get more candy than you.
Kyle: No, you're not.
Eric Cartman: Yes, I am, because I'm the Candy Master.
Kyle: No, you're the A** Master. There's a difference.

He's right,but i don't think fat a** got it.

[bridon#1fan]

"I'm gonna kill you cartman!"

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[jewish pride]

at the beginning of Weight Gain 4000
"No, what marches in, crawls up your leg and bites the inside of your ass?!?"
loool!

[bridon#1fan]

"Cartman, stay away from that window!"

[FoamingGerbil]

James76 Defintely.

I just want an erection so I can give it to my mom xD

[bridon#1fan]

That soo funny.

"His name is Steve!"

[jewish pride]

Gerald: You see, son, fads come and go. And this "Chin-po-ko Mon" is obviously nothing more than a fad. You don't have to be a part of it. In fact, you can make an even stronger statement by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part of this fad, because I'm an individual." Do you understand?
Kyle: Yes. Yes, I do, Dad. Now let me tell you how it works in the real world. In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon, or I can be the only kid without one, which singles me out, and causes the other kids to make fun of me and kick my ass.

lmao! kyle knows the real world alright

[bridon#1fan]

That one's funny.

"Your a stupid asshole!"

[jewish pride]

Kyle: Don't you want to go out? All you do is… stay in your house and… study
Rebecca: Well, what else would one do?
Kyle: Love, for one thing.
Rebecca: And w-what is love?
Kyle: Love …is the most important thing on… earth. When boys and girls feel …love, they kiss.

i <33333 him so much, he's so cute!

[bridon#1fan]

He is cute.

[jewish pride]

Ms. Choksondik: I'm sorry, boys, but nothing's more important than Earth Day.
Kyle: Uhuh, but that's why we're going.
Stan: Huh?
Kyle: Sww, w-we're the official presidents of the Phillip and Terrance Fan Club. A- and... we're... going to see them tomorrow 'cause we can get them to perform at the Earth Day festival.

hehehe he's a good liar, it was so funny how he kept making stuff up through all the episode

[bridon#1fan]

Yeah i know.

"There is no cure you stupid asshole!"

[jewish pride]

Oh, man. I can't just sit here, I have to help my stupid brother, or I'll come home without him and my dad will start yelling, "Where's your brother, Kyle?" "You weren't looking out for your little brother, Kyle?" (...) "You know he can't think on his own, Kyle!" "Brush and floss, Kyle!" "Where has that finger been, Kyle?!!"

LMAO!! that made me laugh so much :D

[James76]

I like the argument between Kyle and Cartman the end of the snuke.


"You didn`t save everyone, i did you where just out harrassing muslims"

[bridon#1fan]

"..I hate you so much."

That one's pretty funny.

[jewish pride]

"..I hate you so much."

That one's pretty funny.

lol that one's from kenny dies isnt it?

[bridon#1fan]

I'm not sure.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/Kyle1fansig.jpg

[KyleDenny]

Yeah, kyle said that when cartman was talking about being able to get rich from those aborted fetuses

[bridon#1fan]

Oh yeah now i remember.

[KyleDenny]

I like the part in tonsil trouble when kyle gets right in cartman's face and he like "I am going to break everything that you own!" and he's barely moving his lips when he says it so you can easily see how pissed he is.

^ Btw where'd you find that avatar? For some weird ass reason i'd like something like that too but i didn't see that one on sps. It was either the one i have or the one with kyle throwing up. It harder to make avatars out of those kinds of images because making them too small makes them look too jammed together

[bridon#1fan]

I found it on google images. Just type in Stan and Kyle and it will be there.

[KyleDenny]

From tonsil trouble:

"Oh my god! That son of a bitch!"

[bridon#1fan]

From free willzxy.

"Don't forget me okay? I won't forget you."

[jewish pride]

from casa bonita
"Do you really think that beating up a handicapped kid is being nice?"
LOL

[KyleDenny]

"Really?!!?" *tilits his head to the side*

[KyleDenny]

Oh, man. I can't just sit here, I have to help my stupid brother, or I'll come home without him and my dad will start yelling, "Where's your brother, Kyle?" "You weren't looking out for your little brother, Kyle?" (...) "You know he can't think on his own, Kyle!" "Brush and floss, Kyle!" "Where has that finger been, Kyle?!!"

LMAO!! that made me laugh so much :D

Yeah, that and when he flips out at the aliens towards the end made me want to watch that episode badly just now so i did

[jewish pride]

^ hahah its a great episode

"Really?!!?" *tilits his head to the side*

LOL thats a classic!
and at first when he goes like "yes, one fourth of americans are retards. lets take a test sample, there's four of us, you're a retard, thats one fourth" heheh

[bridon#1fan]

Oh yeah that one's funny.

[KyleDenny]

From goobacks:

Kyle: You've been on your fucking phone ever since we started

Cartman: I'm taking a break

Kyle: From what? You haven't done anything!

Cartman: Kyle, how many times do we have to go through this? I'm the negotiator.

Kyle: All you do is just talk about your balls!

[bridon#1fan]

Oh yeah i remember that one

"That isn't my idea!"

Night Of The Living Homeless

[KyleDenny]

From eek, a penis:

"Do you know what those kids are going to do to you? Some middle class white boy telling them what to do? They're going to fucking murder you!"

[jewish pride]

^ loool i loved that!

From goobacks:

Kyle: You've been on your fucking phone ever since we started

Cartman: I'm taking a break

Kyle: From what? You haven't done anything!

Cartman: Kyle, how many times do we have to go through this? I'm the negotiator.

Kyle: All you do is just talk about your balls!

best part though was when cartman yells at him and appears with a nosebleed on the next scene hahahhaha

[James76]

"All right dude, what the hell has gotten into you?! I don't trust for one second that your sudden concern for the Muslim people is real!"

[bridon#1fan]

Oh yeah.

"There aren't gonna be a new episodes don't you get it?" Canada On Strike.

[KyleDenny]

"That's a retarded idea, Cartman!"

[jewish pride]

"You better watch what you say Cartman. You might be poor and hungry some day"

[KyleDenny]

^ Then reality came and bit cartman right in the ass

[bridon#1fan]

"Don't you know that us males are defined by are fireman?

[jewish pride]

^ Then reality came and bit cartman right in the ass

yess! i loved that so much! :p

[KyleDenny]

well, that's what he gets for being an arrogant, self-centered asshole

[jewish pride]

well, that's what he gets for being an arrogant, self-centered asshole

exactly, he should get way worse though heh

[KyleDenny]

"Damn it!" i especially like when he says that in a high voice

[bridon#1fan]

Yeah its funny.

"Don't push me asshole!"

[jewish pride]

"Wait, thats it! If I want people to listen to me, I just have to be as stupid as Cartman"

LMAO!!

[KyleDenny]

"Don't touch me!" I love the way he says that through gritted teeth

[KyleDenny]

"Why won't anybody listen to me?!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Your not the teacher fatass!"

"That's Mr Cartman to you Kyle!"

[KyleDenny]

"Dude, this is creeping me out"

[jewish pride]

"Why won't anybody listen to me?!"

i love the way in which he says that, so cute :p

[KyleDenny]

"Liberache gay"

[James76]

"surprise fatass"

from le petit tourette

[bridon#1fan]

"Cartman wake up you fat peice of crap!"

[KyleDenny]

"Shut up fatass!" I love how he sounds when he says that in rainforest schmainforest when they're in class

[bridon#1fan]

"Fuck off Cartman!" When cartman says that jews don't have any rythm.

[KyleDenny]

"This is fucking retarded" from imaginationland at the beginning

[bridon#1fan]

"This is fucking rediculous!" I think thats how you spell it...i'm not so sure?

[KyleDenny]

I like when he's talking sense to that network producer in cartoon wars.

"If you sensor that image of mohamed, you're making the distinction between what is ok to make fun of and what isn't, rither it's all ok or none of it is"

I like the way he talks sense to people and makes them see reason.

[bridon#1fan]

"Do the right thing." :D

[KyleDenny]

From the snuke: "That is so missing the point"

[bridon#1fan]

"That's pretty fucking stupid Cartman."

Something Wal-Mart This Way Comes

[KyleDenny]

"Oh they wanna fight, they just don't know it yet!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Not ham you fat fuck!"

Ike's Wee Wee

[KyleDenny]

"Then you must have a big bone in your ass!"

Korn's groovy pirate ghost mystery

[bridon#1fan]

"Sorry dudes, but this fruity little club isn't taking our friend!"

[KyleDenny]

"Will you shut up!"
Super Fun Time

[bridon#1fan]

That ones funny. "Of course it smells like ass retard its a soure."

[James76]

Take a deep breath.....


Yeah, but you know, I learned something today. We thought we could make money on the Internet. But, while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to the extent that necessitates content producers to forego their fair value in more traditional media.

[KyleDenny]

"You son of a bitch! I won't let you win!"

Cartoon War part 1

[bridon#1fan]

"Just knock it off with your fucking balls you fucking asshole!"

[KyleDenny]

Cartman: I don't understand the difference

Kyle: I know you don't

*Shuts his front door*

[bridon#1fan]

"I don't care if i signed the agreement!"

[KyleDenny]

"What did you do?!"

[secondsilykyle09]

"Dude! It's a dude!" XD

[bridon#1fan]

"Stan! We have to get outta here!"

[KyleDenny]

"Oh my god! What if i'm not real? What if i'm just a part of my parents reality?"

[KyleDenny]

"And you don't see any relation between that and anything else in history?"

[bridon#1fan]

"Will you shut up about 9/11 fatass!"

[KyleDenny]

"That poor, poor thing"

[bridon#1fan]

"Really???"

[secondsilykyle09]

"There's a logical explanation for that." :P

[bridon#1fan]

"Stick it inside her and pee?"

[KyleDenny]

"I hate you, remember?"

[bridon#1fan]

"You dirty son of a bitch!"

[jewish pride]

"There's a logical explanation for that." :P

LOL loved that one!

"You unbelievable son of a bitch"

[KyleDenny]

"I'm gonna kill you cartman!"

[bridon#1fan]

"This isn't funny, dying isn't funny, aides isn't funny, so shut the fuck up!"

[secondsilykyle09]

"I wanna get this over with!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Can you just end the strike? By little brother is gonna die!" There's so many kyle lines to choose from i can't really pick one.

[jewish pride]

in canada on strike:

".......We totally think you should have more money"
LOL

[KyleDenny]

"Jesus said kenny's a prostitute"

[bridon#1fan]

"Can we get going now, please?

[KyleDenny]

"I wasn't talking about the passion, cartman!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Hey that was pretty good."

[KyleDenny]

"Wake up you fat piece of crap!" (I've been thinking about that one all day)

[bridon#1fan]

"You'll die retard."

[KyleDenny]

"He'll do it dude!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Freaking weirdo's man."

[KyleDenny]

"Wait a minute, where is my dad?"

[bridon#1fan]

I don't need you anymore."

[jewish pride]

"The only way you can cancel it out is to get Butters to put your wiener in his mouth (...) Then it cancels out the gay polarity"

gay polarity LOL!

and the "idiot" hahah!

[KyleDenny]

^ There's another example of kyle's hate for cartman

[bridon#1fan]

"What the hell is wrong with everybody?"

[KyleDenny]

"Why won't anybody listen to me?"
I love how he sounds all hysterical when he says that

[jewish pride]

"Why won't anybody listen to me?"
I love how he sounds all hysterical when he says that

totally! i loved how he said that hahah!

[bridon#1fan]

"There's a logical explanation for that." I don't know i can't seem to get that quote out of my head.

[James76]

I liked that part in cartman sucks when he tried explaining to butters what cartman was really up to,i don`t think he would have said that in season 6


Wait, wait- I can't let this happen.

[bridon#1fan]

"There's no jews in sanfransico you retard!"

[secondsilykyle09]

"You've been on your f*cking phone since we started."

[bridon#1fan]

"No it's not cool!"

[KyleDenny]

"You unbeileveable son of a bitch!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Yeah, were running out of friends."
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

[KyleDenny]

"Ike! Do your impression of David Caruso's career!"

[jewish pride]

"You've been on your f*cking phone since we started."

i love how on the next scene cartman appears with a nosebleed LOL!

[KyleDenny]

^ He had it coming to him

[bridon#1fan]

"All you do is talk about your balls!"

[KyleDenny]

"That wasn't my idea!"

[secondsilykyle09]

"There's No Sand In My Vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" XD

[bridon#1fan]

"Hey! If you visitors can hear me, give me back my little brother goddammit!"

[jewish pride]

"..........im kind of fingerpainting right now"

[bridon#1fan]

"Have you smoked some of your mom's crack?"

[KyleDenny]

"You can get high from choking yourself?"

[bridon#1fan]

"Cartman will you shut up i'm trying to hear this!"

[KyleDenny]

"I don't wanna ask mr. hat, i'm asking you!"

[bridon#1fan]

"God will you shut up!"

[KyleDenny]

"You're such a fatass, cartman!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Oh my god! They killed kenny!"
"You bastard."
Ike's Wee Wee

[KyleDenny]

"Are you going to take us somewhere or not?!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Shut your fucking mouth cartman!"

[KyleDenny]

"Hey you scrawny ass shithead! What the fuck is wrong with you?! You have to be some kind of fucking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child! You know what you assholes like! You like (rest is indistinguishable)"

[bridon#1fan]

I love that line.

"Oh god."

[KyleDenny]

"Fart, damn you!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Your not a panda your a guy in a panda costume!"

[KyleDenny]

"Yes i'm saying one fourth of americans are retarded. Let's take a test sample, there's four of us, you're a retard, that's one fourth."

[bridon#1fan]

"Whos fucking friend are you? Puffy!

[KyleDenny]

"Dude, i think it might be best for us never to piss cartman off again."

[bridon#1fan]

"up yours teeny uthers!"

[KyleDenny]

"Why? Because if i do, something bad will happen to me? Because if i do, your god won't shower me with anymore blessings of infected hemhorroids?"

I felt so bad for kyle in this one. He sounded so helpless and that tears at you on the inside.

[bridon#1fan]

"Like you really need all that candy fatboy!"

[KyleDenny]

"Pot's illegal too but people still manage to find it."

[bridon#1fan]

When did he say that?

"She's gonna kill us?"

[KyleDenny]

That was in major boobage when cartman's trying to hide the fact that he's hiding cats when they're thinking kenny might be cheesing.

"Wait, who am i again?"

[bridon#1fan]

"It's like we to sit here and watch you take a crap every ten minutes."

[KyleDenny]

"Then i guess i'm a dumbass"

[bridon#1fan]

"I guess he found something annoying as he is."

[jewish pride]

"Then i guess i'm a dumbass"

from which episode is this one? i cant remember

[KyleDenny]

Super Best Friends

[bridon#1fan]

"Shut up Cartman!"

[KyleDenny]

"Get outta my way or i'll kick your ass!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Ah go blow it out your ass!"

[KyleDenny]

"Don't fart on your way out, cartman or you'll be blowing smoke signals!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Dammit! Son of a bitch dammit!"

[secondsilykyle09]

"People don't hate the jews!"

[KyleDenny]

"Dammit, cartman! You don't fart when you're locked in a small space with other people!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Your not gonna chop off his wee wee, not today you sick ass weirdo!"

[KyleDenny]

"They are going to fucking murder you!"