Favorite Kyle Line

[bridon#1fan]

"your an asshole cartman."

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!!!"

[bridon#1fan]

"sing the fucking song!"

[KyleDenny]

"he must have a huge bone in his ass then!"

[bridon#1fan]

"no i don't have sand in my vaginia!"

[KyleDenny]

"no you're not dude, you're a guy in a panda costume!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Yay Cartman! Fly fly fly!"

[bridon#1fan]

"your a stupid asshole!"

[KyleDenny]

"this isn't funny! at all!"

[bridon#1fan]

"that isn't my idea!"

[KyleDenny]

"because you spent all our money on those stupid rides, fatass! now either you get on a bull or i'm gonna break your fucking head open!"

[bridon#1fan]

"i do you even know how retarded that sounds?"

[KyleDenny]

"hey! if you visitors can hear me, bring me back my little brother goddamit!"

[AlyssaLovesKyle]

"The only thing I find more disgusting than pee, is banana's!!"
*Some guy telling him he has to eat a banana*
"What? Why!?"
"AHHHHHHHG!!!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kyle: That's not it.

Cartman: What's not it?

Kyle: That's not being nice to me. That's just wearing a nice sweater.

Cartman: ... I don't understand the difference.

Kyle: I know you don't. *Slams door and locks it*

[KyleDenny]

"cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week!"

[bridon#1fan]

"they don't grow old because they die before there 30!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Kyle: "HEY YOU SCRAWNY-ASSED ****! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF ****** TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD!!!"

Stan: "Woah, dude!"

Kyle: "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU *******S LIKE?! YOU LIKE TO ***** SH******* AND ***** AND ***** AND ******* ********!

[KyleDenny]

and i'm guessing, just like kyle's speech in 201, m&t are the only ones who know what was said at that part.

"fart, damn you!"

[bridon#1fan]

yes probably

"ah shit!"

[KyleDenny]

scriptorium says indistinguishable.

"dude! we're totally fucked now!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"... You really think beating up a handicapped kid is being nice? *Walks away*"

[KyleDenny]

"i have no idea!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"*Growling* You are not. Killing. Family Guy."

[KyleDenny]

"because you spent all our money on those stupid rides, fatass! now either you get on a bull or i'm gonna break your fucking head open!"

and the pic to accompany it:

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/31956_126259400722810_1000001625355.jpg

[bridon#1fan]

i love that pic "your an asshole cartman."

[KyleDenny]

i think i may go with the when he gets in cartman's face in iml part 3 and poking his finger at cartman. XD

[bridon#1fan]

yeah that ones funny "shut up cartman!"

[KyleDenny]

of course, the pic can't be placed without the quote. XD

"just let it go with your fucking balls, you fucking asshole! your friends have been in danger and all you care about is your stupid bet! well i've decided, cartman, that even if we did have a bet, that i am NEVER sucking your balls, you got that?! they can throw me in jail for the rest of my life but i am never sucking your balls! ever! so there!"

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm284/Kylefan69/epi1112img59-1.jpg

[bridon#1fan]

nice

"sing the fucking song"!

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"When you first saw the blood in your underwear... Were you alarmed?"

[bridon#1fan]

"i got voted the ugliest boy in the whole class?"

[KyleDenny]

"ike look out!"

[bridon#1fan]

"i don't wanne become a total shithead when i grow up."

[KyleDenny]

just watched this part XD

"i went off to somalia to be a... to be a pirate?! oh shit!"

[bridon#1fan]

i love that part

"fuck off cartman!"

[KyleDenny]

the clips are censored unlike the full eps

"this is a bunch of crap!"

[bridon#1fan]

"of course it smells like ass retard its a suer."

[KyleDenny]

"like you really need it, hippo ass."

[bridon#1fan]

"there no jews in sanfransico you retard!"

[KyleDenny]

"what would you know, you fat, sweaty mongoloid?! you never get higher than a d!"

[bridon#1fan]

"thats pretty fucking stupid cartman."

[KyleDenny]

"i can't help but take some credit for this! i covinced him to go!"

[bridon#1fan]

"aw shit!"

[KyleDenny]

"the only thing of yours that's bigger than ours is your big fat ass!"

[bridon#1fan]

"would somebody shut him up?"

[KyleDenny]

"why won't anybody listen to me?!"

[bridon#1fan]

"dude you don't pee in the shower that fucking disgusting!"

[KyleDenny]

"cartman you are hereby declared a full-fledged retard!"

[bridon#1fan]

"i hate this town i really really do.''

[KyleDenny]

"ah! it's the freak nurse!"

[bridon#1fan]

"well sorry dude we weren't here." XD

[KyleDenny]

"dude, you have sex with children!""

[bridon#1fan]

"why do you think people wash there hands after they go to the bathroom!"

[KyleDenny]

"dude!"

"shh!"

"dude!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"You know, I've learned something today. We thought we could make money on the internet. But while the internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the internet can be monotized to an extent that necessitates content producers to forego their fair value in more traditional media."

Kyle is too fucking smart for me. *Brain short-circuits*

[KyleDenny]

"you what?! what did you say?!"

[bridon#1fan]

"holy shiit dude!"

[KyleDenny]

"do you know how retarded that sounds?"

[bridon#1fan]

"what were you born yesterday?"

[KyleDenny]

"yes, i'm saying that 1/4 of americans are retarded. let's take a test sample, there's 4 of us, you're a retard, that's 1/4." XD

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

XD I love that one.

"Screw you guys! I'm a better lesbian than all of you!"

Geez, earlier season Kyle can really sound like Cartman. :p

[KyleDenny]

kyle: it is stupid and immature! so you got people to crap out of their mouths, what do you want a freakin' medal?!

tv: the mayor of south park has announced that for first discovering this healthy way of eating, young citizen eric cartman will be given... a freaking medal.

kyle: AHHH!

XD

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

XD Oh god, I loved that one and forgot about it.

[KyleDenny]

"there's a logical explanation for that."

i made a sig for someone with that quote XD

[bridon#1fan]

"get the fuck outta here!"

[KyleDenny]

"it burrrnnns!" XD

[bridon#1fan]

"shut your fucking mouth cartman!"

[KyleDenny]

"jesus dude!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Let's take a test sample. There's four of us, you're a retard, that's one-fourth."

[KyleDenny]

"oh crap..."

[bridon#1fan]

"are you fucking kidding me!?"

[KyleDenny]

"jesus christ, the least you could've done is told me!"

[bridon#1fan]

"you bastards you bastarrrrds!"

[KyleDenny]

"that isn't my idea!"

[bridon#1fan]

"will you shut up already?"

[KyleDenny]

"do you know how retarded that sounds?"

[bridon#1fan]

"aw shit!"

[KyleDenny]

"they didn't believe me. they thought i was pitching a movie."

[bridon#1fan]

"people think i'm strange cause i like studying for an exam. but that doesn't bother me cause i proud of i am."

[KyleDenny]

"hey cartman, we're almost to level 30! you giving birth in there or what?"

[bridon#1fan]

" yeah that poor poor thing."

[KyleDenny]

"that was no myan appocalypse you racist idiot!"

[bridon#1fan]

"what is your logic!?"

[KyleDenny]

"this isn't funny, AIDS isn't funny, dying isn't funny, so shut the fuck up!" XD

[bridon#1fan]

"Will you stop it with that!? what part of this do you find funny?"

[KyleDenny]

"cartman! what the hell?!"

[bridon#1fan]

"ike you can't come to school with me!"

[KyleDenny]

"damnit! how come whenever we have a sweet idea the government has to screw it up?"

[bridon#1fan]

I know! It's so much worse than "Catcher in the retarded Rye"!

[KyleDenny]

"oh my god, you did lie to me!"

[bridon#1fan]

"cause there a bunch of asshole."

[KyleDenny]

"dude, did cartman just crap treasure?"

[bridon#1fan]

"yeah, fragile my ass!"

[KyleDenny]

"he's targeting us!"

[bridon#1fan]

"yeah it was just a really, really funny joke!"

[KyleDenny]

"why won't anybody listen to me?!"

[bridon#1fan]

"there's a logical explanation for that."

[KyleDenny]

"don't kill your mom, dude. that's not cool."

[bridon#1fan]

"i'm warning you!"

[KyleDenny]

"fart, damn you!"

[bridon#1fan]

"Dude you dads a retard!"

[KyleDenny]

"oh my god! this is like a third-world country!"

[bridon#1fan]

"what the hell is wrong with everybody?"

[KyleDenny]

"all i'm gonna have left are you two douches"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"Hey, do you have any nurections?"

[bridon#1fan]

"gte outta my way or i'll kick your ass!"

[KyleDenny]

"we're not playing dungeons and dragons, assface!"

[bridon#1fan]

"gross! ahhhh she fucking kissed me!"

[KyleDenny]

"what would you know, you fat, sweaty mongoloid?! you never get higher than a "D"!

[bridon#1fan]

"go fuck yourself cartman."

[KyleDenny]

"it's too late fatass, they'll be here in less than a minute."

[bridon#1fan]

"i hate you."

[KyleDenny]

"why are you doing this to us?"

[bridon#1fan]

"dude don't pee in the shower that fucking disgusting!"

[KyleDenny]

"there are a lot of holes in the theory of evolution too but it doesn't mean it's wrong."

[bridon#1fan]

"sorry dudes but this fruity little club isn't taking our friend!"

[KyleDenny]

"pot's illegal too but people still manage to find it"

[bridon#1fan]

"your a stupid asshole."

[KyleDenny]

"just get in the box!"

[bridon#1fan]

"god. damnit!"

[KyleDenny]

"because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard!"

[bridon#1fan]

"you see what happens when you spread this stupid crap fatass!"

[KyleDenny]

"dude that bull sucks! it's not even bucking or anything!"

[bridon#1fan]

"some kids think i'm strange cause i like studying for an exam. but i don't let that bother me cause i'm proud of who i'am."

[KyleDenny]

"can we just get going?"

[bridon#1fan]

"i know your sick, but you can do it."

[KyleDenny]

"i know who" XD

[bridon#1fan]

"it belongs with its family!"

[KyleDenny]

*smacks cartman upside the head with a 2x4* "see anything?"

XD

[bridon#1fan]

"you are such an manipulative asshole cartman.

[KyleDenny]

"because he's a fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulating sociopath!"

[bridon#1fan]

"cartman will you shut the hell up and grab us some more rope!?"

[KyleDenny]

"there, you really want that asshole to win?"

[bridon#1fan]

"How stupid do you think we are? now you die on that cross or i will kick your ass!"

[KyleDenny]

"i'm going to break everything you own!"

[bridon#1fan]

"hey my dad is pretty cool too!"

[KyleDenny]

"this isn't happening! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!"

[bridon#1fan]

"people are starving in alabama, and you give cartman 10 million dollars?"

[KyleDenny]

"what is your logic?!"

[kyleloverxx1999xx]

i like the one ep called follow that egg where kyle ask stan does he like is hat i was in tears when he said that becuse it was sooo cute:):(:o)

[kyleloverxx1999xx]

i like when he say's stan do you think my hat is supited? and stan go's i think it is the nicst hat a ever know! and pat's him on the back? cute(kylelover/mewmewkyle)xx

[bridon#1fan]

that was cute

[KyleDenny]

"the first time you saw blood stains in your underwear, were you alarmed?"

[bridon#1fan]

"ahhh! siiiick!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

"No, I don't have sand in my vagina!"

[KyleDenny]

"i'm gonna shove that thing up your ass!"

[kyleloverxx1999xx]

my favorite kyle line is:

oh my god! I killed kenny, you bastard!"

i love that line tovampwolf:):D

[KyleDenny]

"well, it's 3:30 and i don't see any goddamn underpants gnomes, tweek!"

[bridon#1fan]

"who cares, he's not even my responsability."

[KyleDenny]

"well, i hoped it lived up to the hype! you must feel sooo much better now!"

[bridon#1fan]

"i don't need you anymore."

[KyleDenny]

"wake up fatass!"

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

".... Cartman has HIV? Wait... Eric. Cartman... has HIV? ..............Excuse me, can I step out for a moment? *Steps outside and laughs his ass off*"

[bridon#1fan]

^hahahaha!

"cartman wake up you fat peice of crap!"

[KyleDenny]

^ love that part in tonsil trouble XD

"i'm gonna kill you cartman!"

[KyleDenny]

another goddamn spammer i've gotten rid of and their other post seemed legitimate. bastards.

[bridon#1fan]

why do they keep coming? there so mysterious

[KyleDenny]

i don't know but that's why i always check any post made by someone i don't recognize. that's 3 spammers i've gotten rid of since becoming a mod.

[bridon#1fan]

i wanna be a mod one day

[KyleDenny]

i'm a mod on mutt's site too but there hasn't been anything to do on there

[bridon#1fan]

"i had to see it to believe it!"

[KyleDenny]

yes, let's get back to business, shall we?

"you should fuck off, that's what you should do."

[bridon#1fan]

"some kids think im strange because i like studying for an exam. but i dont let that bother me cause its who i am."

[KyleDenny]

"when was that?"

[bridon#1fan]

what ep was that from?

"im gonna kill you cartman!"

[KyleDenny]

coon vs. coon and friends

"we aren't going that way!"

[bridon#1fan]

"are you fucking kidding me!?"

[KyleDenny]

"let let's just say you're not crazy and it's true. what's the big deal? i mean, i think it would be pretty cool not to be able to die."

[bridon#1fan]

"i have no idea."

[KyleDenny]

"there's no double rainbow, fatass!"

[bridon#1fan]

"no, what claws up your leg, and bites the inside of your ass?"

[KyleDenny]

"is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?!"

[bridon#1fan]

"all you do is talk about your balls!"

[KyleDenny]

"you crazy bastard!"

[bridon#1fan]

"at least scott malkinson has some self respect! forgot the rest dammit

[KyleDenny]

"shut the fuck up!"

[bridon#1fan]

"i don't really give a fuck!"

[KyleDenny]

"because he's a fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulating sociopath!"

[djlee6]

"im kind of....finger painting right now..."

[bridon#1fan]

"they don't grow old because they die before there 30!"

[djlee6]

"this isnt funny. aids isnt funny. dying isnt funny so shut the fuck up!"

[KyleDenny]

"don't fart on your way out, you might make little smoke signals!"

[bridon#1fan]

"are you fucking kidding me?"

[KyleDenny]

"what's chatroulette?"

[bridon#1fan]

"what are studizis?" XD

[KyleDenny]

"kind of like how cartman's dad shipped out on him!"

[bridon#1fan]

"yeah that was like 4 days ago!"

[KyleDenny]

"what i understand is that you totally screwed me over!"

[bridon#1fan]

"get outta here!"

[KyleDenny]

"i can't believe we're dealing with this whole muhammed thing again!"

[djlee6]

kyle: "we cant leave without u!"

christophe: "it iz okay i am done for..."

kyle: "no we really cant leave without u! we have no idea where the hell we are!"

[KyleDenny]

"what help, dude? nobody in the real world even knows we're here!"

[bridon#1fan]

"shit!"

"sing the fucking song!"

[KyleDenny]

"you gotta be kidding me!"

[bridon#1fan]

"don't belittle my people you fucking fatass!"

[KyleDenny]

"chef, cartman's in the hospital. they think he might die. yeah, and we're not sure whether or not we should care."

[bridon#1fan]

"dude don't pee in the shower thats fucking disgusting!"

[KyleDenny]

"city kids get to go to museums for field trips, we get cow farms"

[bridon#1fan]

"hey when are gonna get some action huh?"

[KyleDenny]

"now hurry up and die on that cross before i kick your ass!"

[bridon#1fan]

"i got voted the ugliest boy in the whole class?"

[KyleDenny]

"if it will make you leave me alone then just take the damn thing!"

[bridon#1fan]

i can't think of one right now you go ahead

[KyleDenny]

"well then they're not minorities, are they?"

[bridon#1fan]

"they don't grow old because they die before there 30!"

[KyleDenny]

"mom, dad, what's muff cabbage?"

[bridon#1fan]

"is that why theres crap on my doorstep every morning!?"

[KyleDenny]

"there were no good times!"

[bridon#1fan]

"if he really feels bad he should tell me himself!"

[KyleDenny]

"retard, if there's 60% of them to 40% of us, then who's the minority?"

[bridon#1fan]

"go blow it out your ass cartman!"

[KyleDenny]

"just get in the box!"

[bridon#1fan]

"I had to see it to believe it!"

[KyleDenny]

"oh shit!"

[bridon#1fan]

"get outta here!"