StanFan!
04-06-2008, 12:00 AM
INTERVIEW WITH
ERIC CARTMAN
“Hello Eric”
“Dana, what are you doing in my house?” Cartman asked.
“I am doing an interview for KFC.” I said
“.........the chicken place?” Cartman asked.
“NO! The Kyle Fan Club,” I said.
“The KYLE fan club?” Cartman asked.
“Yes,” I replied.
“Why the hell do you need an interview for the Kyle fan club?” Cartman asked.
“Because, I consider you as one of the most important characters on the show,” I said.
“But its for the Kyle fan club. Not the Eric fan club,” Cartman said.
“SHUT THE HELL UP AND ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!” I yelled. I had lost my cool. Eric looked frightened.
“Ok, ok, fine,” Cartman said.
“Alright Question One, what do you think of Kyle?” I asked.
“Are all these questions supposed to be about Kyle?” Cartman asked.
“NO,” I said. I was getting really annoyed.
“Oh, ok. Hes a stupid jewfag.” Cartman answered.
“What about Kenny?” I asked.
“ Poor, he eats poptarts for dinner,” Cartman said.
“Stan?” I asked.
“Hes ok, his dad is kinda wacked though.”
“Butters?”
“GAY!”
“Alright Eric, thats enough about your buddies, how do you feel about school?” I asked.
“I hate it, its gay,” He said.
“Okay, and how would you feel if someone asked you out?” I asked him.
“It all depends who,’ Cartman answered.
“Did you come up with the ‘What, what in the butt?” I asked.
“Yes,” He answered.
“Who is your model?” I asked.
“HITLER!” He said.
“Do you consider yourself racist?” I asked.
“...............yes,” Cartman said.
“Do you think I’m ugly?” I asked.
“What does that have to do with anything?” Cartman asked.
“Please, just answer it,” I said. People have called me ugly in school. I wanted to prove them wrong.
“No, not at all,” Cartman said.
I smiled.
“Well, I think that is all for today,” I said.
“Ok,” Cartman said.
I left as he got more cheesy poofs.
ERIC CARTMAN
“Hello Eric”
“Dana, what are you doing in my house?” Cartman asked.
“I am doing an interview for KFC.” I said
“.........the chicken place?” Cartman asked.
“NO! The Kyle Fan Club,” I said.
“The KYLE fan club?” Cartman asked.
“Yes,” I replied.
“Why the hell do you need an interview for the Kyle fan club?” Cartman asked.
“Because, I consider you as one of the most important characters on the show,” I said.
“But its for the Kyle fan club. Not the Eric fan club,” Cartman said.
“SHUT THE HELL UP AND ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!” I yelled. I had lost my cool. Eric looked frightened.
“Ok, ok, fine,” Cartman said.
“Alright Question One, what do you think of Kyle?” I asked.
“Are all these questions supposed to be about Kyle?” Cartman asked.
“NO,” I said. I was getting really annoyed.
“Oh, ok. Hes a stupid jewfag.” Cartman answered.
“What about Kenny?” I asked.
“ Poor, he eats poptarts for dinner,” Cartman said.
“Stan?” I asked.
“Hes ok, his dad is kinda wacked though.”
“Butters?”
“GAY!”
“Alright Eric, thats enough about your buddies, how do you feel about school?” I asked.
“I hate it, its gay,” He said.
“Okay, and how would you feel if someone asked you out?” I asked him.
“It all depends who,’ Cartman answered.
“Did you come up with the ‘What, what in the butt?” I asked.
“Yes,” He answered.
“Who is your model?” I asked.
“HITLER!” He said.
“Do you consider yourself racist?” I asked.
“...............yes,” Cartman said.
“Do you think I’m ugly?” I asked.
“What does that have to do with anything?” Cartman asked.
“Please, just answer it,” I said. People have called me ugly in school. I wanted to prove them wrong.
“No, not at all,” Cartman said.
I smiled.
“Well, I think that is all for today,” I said.
“Ok,” Cartman said.
I left as he got more cheesy poofs.