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StanFan!
03-19-2008, 02:12 AM
Chapter 1
Griffin made a poopoo and ate it and gave it to Molly . Molly screamed and Zach said,” Molly................. I love you”. She screamed some more and then Griffin puked on Molly and she screamed for 106th time in a row . Then Zach said peanut butter jelly time and kissed Molly and said,” Ben Roethlisberger will die, and I like cheese when he goes poopoo.” Griffin pooed some more and ate it again and Molly screamed again. Sara said,”haha,”and I said, ”poopoo to you.” Sara said,” no poopoo to you,” and then Griffin said, “I like POOPOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Then Sara bought a dummy and it was an evil dummy
named Slappy. It came to life and freaked everyone out. Then Sara ran and got a chainsaw and started going berserk. Griffin peed his pants and ate Santa Claus and molly screamed so more.
I was yelling pistachio over and over again for some reason.
Sara screamed pomegranate and blew stuff up with her massive gas.
Than griffin pooped his pants and ate it, and farted and pooped at the same time. Then Slappy started laughing, I started laughing, Molly started started laughing, and Sara started laughing. Griffin screeched and Slappy slapped him. He whacked Griffins head with Sara's chainsaw and his head flopped off and Slappy ate it. Then Zach ate Slappy and then Sara ate a pomegranate. Then Molly ate Sara’s house and then I ate my butt of because it was itchy. Then it grew back. Slappy spit up griffin who spit up Colleen and then a dead squirrel attacked colleen and bit her nose off. Colleen has a banana brain so then she turned into a banana. Griffin ate her again and then Sara said,”haha.” Then Ben Roethlisberger came over................
Breaking News!
Sara was spazzing because when Sara asked the magic 8 ball if Colleen liked Griffin. It took her several times to get it right. Now back to the story. Zach screamed,” finally!” He stabbed Ben Roethlisberger and than Ben died. Molly cried for 28 and half years. Than we were older and I was married to some freaky guy. We had twenty eight kids. Than Molly ate Zach because he killed Ben Roethlisberger. Sara got married to a rock that she met at skiing when she dive bombed off a cliff. The rock saved her life and they immediately fell in love.
To Be Continued.............( in the second chapter) .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............................

Isamanthal
03-19-2008, 02:15 AM
thats really....random

StanFan!
03-19-2008, 02:21 AM
thats the whole point

Jake, Mkay?
03-23-2008, 06:35 AM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

greenboy
03-23-2008, 07:01 AM
That tooo damn random for me