What's something funny, crrazy, or embarassing that you did went you were little?

[KyleDenny]

I saw this thread on sps earlier and decided to make one like that on here. So, the name says it all, let's see what you all come up with. So, to business.

Let's see: When i was around 3 or so i used to eat deodorant and toothpaste (what the hell was i thinking?)

I posted this on another thread but i ate ground coffee beans and sugar to get hyper when i was 10.

Well, i'm sure i'll come up with more later, but i'll post this to start with.

[StanFan!]

i went around showing people my belly button in the mall!

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

I colored my penis with a black permanent marker

[KyleFan!]

That would be pretty high up on my list of stupid things not to do. Its hard enough to get marker pen of your hand, but thats a whole new world of pain.

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

I was 3 at the time

[Mutt]

I used to eat the stuff off of head matches why I have no idea..lol

[Isamanthal]

lol.that must have sucked to get off!!!!!!!!!!

My life was pretty boring when I was little.

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

I used to eat the stuff off of head matches why I have no idea..lol
I did that to

[captain.eena]

I used to talk to everybody in the malls. Black men I'd call Mr. Bill Cosby Man. Any over weight women and even some men I'd ask when the baby would come out. My parents didn't like to bring me out much. I'm still very talkative, but at least now I'm more politically correct...and polite.

[KyleDenny]

Damn, that probably pissed off a lot of people

[KyleFan!]

What are head matches ?

[greenboy]

No KyleFan!, he's talking about the phosphorus or w/e on the HEAD of the matches.

Something embarrasing I used to do as a kid? Ummm, I used to take everything apart, even at other people's houses apparently. I do not remember this, but that's the alleged.

[KyleFan!]

lol I remember smashing something when I was younger. It was something I really liked to (a pinball game) but I just wanted to smash something.

I was sad after I had done it.

Thanks for explaining the head match thing. Tasty!

[bridon#1fan]

I actually pissed in the bushes oone time and i everyone saw it was so embarssing.:o

[Isamanthal]

i didnt really DO anything stupid,but i used to think that all shows were for little kids if they were cartoons,like south park,so I watched it when everyone was asleep:P

also I used to think france was somewhere in canada:l

[greenboy]

My dumb things mostly involved fire. One time I put kerosene in a Super Soaker and turned it into a flamethrower. I set fire to the trash in the back of my dad's truck. Another time I shot a hole in the side of the neighbor's mobile home with a bow and arrow. I also threw a gas can into a fire and let it blow up. I threw a spade through the window of my dad's shed. And finally I also body slammed through the bathroom door. I don't know why I did any of this.

[KyleDenny]

When i was 3, my sister started getting me into watching beavis and butthead. I kept going all over my house saying "bungholio" instead of cornholio and whenever i would do something like that my brother and sister would get into trouble for because they were the one who taught me these things. I used to go around the grocery store going "ept, ept" when i imitated that show.

[KyleDenny]

Pyrotechnics?

[greenboy]

No, just young and dumb.

[Mutt]

I set the kitchen on fire once trying to "cook" paper lol.

[StanFan!]

.............i ran around the mall wen i was really little showing people my belly button

[secondsilykyle09]

i think when i was 5 or 6 i fell off the cliff thing near my house o_o.
I was litterally like, ROLLING off backwards...


and then I started crying because i saw my mother..

[KyleDenny]

I just remembered something pretty funny when i was 7. I used to be scared of storms so one night during a pretty big one my mom was trying to show me there was nothing to be scared of so she took me outside and right when we got out there, a house a couple miles away gets struck by lightning and caught on fire and i was like "nothing to be scared of huh? yeah right!"

[jewish pride]

when i was about 10, my best friend invited me to celebrate the carnival with her and her neighbour friends, with water balloons and stuff like that, we were all on swimsuits, nothing big
we were all throwing the balloons at each other and one of the boys that was about our age went and threw a water balloon at a 5 year old kid and made him cry
me, being the goody defender of justice lol, demanded to him that he appologized to the little kid, the boy refused acting all cocky and got on his bike to ride away
i tried to reach out to his shoulder to turn him around and probably punch him hehheh, but i missed the shoulder, my hand carried on with the impulse down his back and to his swimsuit, which i totally by accident pulled down, so that his whole white ass was completely visible
poor dude ended up crying himself from the humilliation and cursing me badly lol
good times :p

[bridon#1fan]

I remember when i was eight my best friend and i fought over a candy cane. And after that, we never spoke again..but now we just talk on email.

[KyleDenny]

One time my step dad zapped a dying goldfish back to life with a 9 volt battery and it lived

[secondsilykyle09]

One time, that was only like, last year, I was drinking soup and then my friend shook my arm and spilled it all over me.

[bridon#1fan]

I used to crawl on the classroom floors alot.

[Cartooncutie16]

Ok uhm I used to run around the movie theatres screaming my head off when i was 5 (we almost got kicked out cuz of me)

I used to start conversations with random people

when I was 10 I started taking off the heads of barbies and draw on them with sharpies

I made the kitchen smell like shit by burning one of the heads once

I used eat fingernail clippings

I used to hate that ointment you put on wounds before you put the bandaid on so whenever i got a wound on my hand i would wear socks

[secondsilykyle09]

I used to swing on swings on my stomach O_O

[bridon#1fan]

I used to run around the house topless.

[greenboy]

When I was about 8 I was playing 'shop' with my friends and we ended up screwing up my dad's pickup truck so bad that he had to spend all day to get it fixed again. We didn't kill the engine though! We just made it run so bad that if you had tried to drive it it'd most likely stall or just smoke like a son of a bitch.

[bridon#1fan]

i put my hands in my relatives cake and everyone saw, it was pretty embarrassing.

[kylesnotastupidjew]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

GUESS WHY I AM SO CRAZY?

BLAME MY BROTHER!

when i first came home from the hospital wen i was just a bub

my mum left the room and my brother threw a video at my head!

[bridon#1fan]

I used to run on four feet around the house.

[kylesnotastupidjew]

I also used to clap with my feet haha

[KyleDenny]

I used to spin in a circle for no reason at all and make myself purposely dizzy

[Cartooncutie16]

hehe thats always fun.. I used to scare the birds by screaming at the top of my lungs

[bridon#1fan]

I jumped on my moms bed. And she got pissed.

[shutupfatass]

my speedo fell off in a swimming tournament while I was diving, my mom was cracking up and people who were behind me were trying hard not to laugh. YEAH that was embarrassing.

[bridon#1fan]

I ate a candy from the marketplace without paying for it. And some people saw. 0_0

[errorage]

Heh, some of the things i did were so downright embarassing that i don't dare to tell them even over the internet :) Let alone to my real life mates :)

[shutupfatass]

I ate a candy from the marketplace without paying for it. And some people saw. 0_0

hahaha, I had that kind of experience when i was in 3rd grade. It was during World Cup so everyone was inside watching TV. But I wanted to get something from the supermarket so I got my bike to buy some snacks, then I saw this girl eating from this street vendor which had no owner in it and when she saw me she just like walked away glancing at me worried I'd probably tell on her or something. That was possible because there was nobody outside except for me or her, literally nobody.

[Mutt]

I used to walk around like a dog no matter where I was home, school, the store, I used to bark like one too guess I really am a mutt lmao.

[bridon#1fan]

Yeah i used to act like a cat when i was young.

[KyleDenny]

I don't really remember half the shit i did but i'll admit i was guilty of taking a piece of candy. They used to have the station where there would be a whole bunch of different candies and you filled bags and got charged by the pound. I once took a chocolate filled mint and ate it right there.

[tweek]

haha, lol. I used to eat the grapes with out paying for them. And i liked to eat the computer key and sand when i was 2 and 3.
I remember when my brother was born, i bit him on the leg to see if he was real or not, i was only four.