Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Cartooncutie16]

the above poster makes a wish like this

I wish for a PB&J sandwich

the poster below then corrupts it

granted- but Its poisioned

they then make a wish themselves

I want an Iphone

the next poster grant this wish and corrupt it

[greenboy]

Yea, granted, but then it gets stolen. So all you have is the box.

I wish the fuckin bus I ride ran on Saturdays, Sundays, and late at night in addition to the hours it runs now.

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but the bus never stops


I wish for god:P

[Cartooncutie16]

Wish granted but God turns out to be the evil monkey from Family Guy

I wish for Fame and Fortune

[Isamanthal]

granted,but hobos are now the thing. :P


I wish for my computer to work again. poor lappy

[Cartooncutie16]

Granted but it turns evil and goes on a killing spree

I wish for season 12 of southpark to come soon

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but its the lastseson ever!:O

I wish for my wish not to be ruined:P

[Mutt]

Wish granted! but you couldn't think of a better wish.

I wish Kenny to be real!

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but he died

i wish south park was a real place

[greenboy]

Sure, granted, but then it gets nailed by terrorists.

(what happened to lappy? WHAT DID YOU DO??)

I wish that my bus would run Saturdays and Sundays, run later hours, all in addition to the hours it runs now and stop at the specified stops when signaled.

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but the bus explodes

(Nothing I swear!!!!!:l )

I wish greenboy wouldn't yell at me lol

[Amy]

Wish granted, but he won't talk to you either.

I wish my headache would go away!

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but now you have a stomche ache

I wish greenboy would help me out:P

[greenboy]

Granted, but then I can't figure it out.

(Ok, what did you do to lappy?)

I wish Isamanthal wouldn't lie about lappy. :)

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but IM NOT!!

(I dunno. I was installing sofware then i rushed off and shut down lappy in the middle of it.now he wont work : ( )

[Isamanthal]

i wish for a puppy

[Amy]

Wish granted, but it hates you.

I wish to win the lotto.

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but hobo(poor)is in :P


i wish for.......a......dinosaur!:p

[Amy]

Wish granted, but it squashes you. On purpose.

I wish the South Park cast were real!

[Mutt]

Wish granted but they all hate you and throw you out of their town.

I wish I wish I were a fish lol.

[Amy]

Wish granted, but you DO wish you were a fish.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

[Mutt]

Wish granted you have a sick day have a terrible cold that prevents you from enjoying your day off from school.

I wish I could fly!

[bridon#1fan]

Wish granted but instead of you flying you crash into the ocean.

I wish i had 1000 dollars.

[StanFan!]

wish granted but u spend it all in one day

i wish stan was real and love me!

[Cartooncutie16]

Granted but a hobo eats you for dinner

I wish I had a pet llama

[StanFan!]

Wish Granted but the llama spits all over you and u get all oozy and stuffs!

I wish drew would like me again and ask me out!

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

Wish Granted but Drew gets hit by a bus




I wish I was Jewish lol.

[StanFan!]

Wish granted but you are forever ripped on by some little fat kid

I wish i had a doggie named rover!

[Isamanthal]

wish granted but its a girl


i wish my computer worked

[Amy]

Wish granted, but it overworks and freezes.

I wish my best friend would come online. ;-;

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but she doesn't talk or nothing


i wish my brother wasn't an asshole

[Amy]

Wish granted, but he's a butthead instead. ;D

I wish I weren't lonely.

[Cartooncutie16]

Granted....but people constantly stalk you instead

I wish that people wernt so judgemental

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

Granted......but they become evil robot zombies and eat your brains




I wish I was a Transformer.

[StanFan!]

Wish granted but u explode!!

I wish my mom wasnt as mean

[Isamanthal]

wish granted but she's dead

I wish I had an Ipod

[StanFan!]

Wish Granted except it jumps on u and attavhes to ur face and stays there forever

I wish i had some cheese

[Amy]

Wish granted, but it's moldy and poisoned.

I wish I was alone in the house right now.

[StanFan!]

Wsih Granted but you'll be alone for the rest of ur life!

I wish i had some cheesy poofs!

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but your houe burns down

i wish

[StanFan!]

aw shit! it happened again!

[Isamanthal]

urgg drop that

wish granted but they have cartman all over them

[greenboy]

Isamanthal, play by the rules. Wish is needed. ;)

[Mutt]

It looked like she was about to make a wish and forgot what it was(on the last page) "i wish..." lol

[Isamanthal]

i wish....jews weren't ripped on soo much

[greenboy]

Granted, but we then get nonstop coverage in the media.

I wish I had a jewish girlfriend.

[Mutt]

Wish granted but she never gives you a moments peace.

um....I wish I was Jewish(weird eh?)

[KyleDenny]

Granted, but then hippies come and raid your house.

I wish i didn't live in arizona for the summer. (True, by the way)

[StanFan!]

wish granted but u move to ice land

i wish i could get 57$ from my mom

[Mutt]

Wish granted but it gets stolen by a thief.

I wish I had my own pl anet.

[Isamanthal]

wish granted,but it's too far away for anyone to see



I wish my door had more south park pictures on it:)

[greenboy]

Granted, but then your door gets burnt with the rest of the house.

I wish I lived in the Santa Clara valley right about now.

[StanFan!]

wish granted but the Santa Clara gets invested with flying monkeys

i wish my reading teacher would die!

[greenboy]

Granted, but then as such you become an illiterate fool! Ahahahahahaha!!!

I wish I had a lot of money that no one else could touch.

[StanFan!]

Wish Granted but since no one else could touch it u couldnt use the money for anything

I wish science wasnt as boring

[bridon#1fan]

Wish granted but instead of science being boring its so fun that no one can learn anything.

I wish I was in the olympics

[StanFan!]

wish granted but u break every bone in your body

i wish i had a boyfriend

[KyleDenny]

Granted but then he notices another girls boobs and starts paying more attention to her.

I wish i had a girlfriend (nice coincidence, huh?)

[Cartooncutie16]

Granted but she likes girls instead and dumps you

I wish I could clone myself

[bridon#1fan]

Wish granted but you clone yourself and kill almost everybody.

I wish i was a singer.

Code:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a149/Edduyasha/NumbersCommission.jpg

[StanFan!]

wish granted but you lose your voice.........PERMANANTLY!

i wish there would be world peace!

[secondsilykyle09]

wish granted but turned out to be so boring everyone killed themselves.


i wish for a skateboard =]

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

wish granted But it transform And kills you.

I wish I had a jewish boyfriend

[KyleDenny]

Granted but then he ends becoming a sacrifice for an anti-christ and becomes evil.

I wish i wasn't so bored right now.

[Isamanthal]

wish granted but you die of unbordem


i wish more ppl would be on AIM

[Mutt]

granted but AOL being the dicks they are shut AIM down.

I wish summer was here..

[KyleDenny]

Granted but then it hits 110 degrees (happens a lot here) and gives you skin cancer.

I wish it stayed cool in the summer

[greenboy]

Granted, but then it drops to be subzero during the winter.

I wish I wouldn't be blown off by cute girls in my area any more.

[Cartooncutie16]

Granted but now you have fangirls who wont leave you alone and keep on stealing your underwear.

I wish atleast one cute guy would like me for me.

[bridon#1fan]

Wish granted...but he ends up to be an asshole!

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

I'll wish something, but the above poster left no wish to corrupt. x)

I wish that Kyle was real and MY husband. XD

[Cartooncutie16]

Okay but he cheats on you and becomes a drunk.

I wish I could go to Disney World.

[johnHorn]

Granted but micky mouse then tries to kill you–
and it turns out disneyland is owned by genocide-inc., which sells genocides to poor African countries for affordable prices.

I wish to be the worlds fastest person and be the worlds fastest learner and forever have a harem of 3 lovely sexy women :)›.

[bridon#1fan]

wish granted but those women cheat on you. and for fastest person you run so fast that you break your leg and for fastest learner you learn so fast that you forget everything you learn. i wish i was a lawyer

[johnHorn]

Granted but you end up representing the claimant suing you hence causing yourself to be sued.
make no wish so you can make your own wish for someone to screw up.

[bridon#1fan]

i wish i had a car

[THEBIGGESTKYLEFAN]

Okay, but Cartman eats it. Just kidding, actually, I steal it and crash it, then successfully sue you for damages... somehow... :p

I wish that Matt and Trey do everything I tell them to! :D

[Cartooncutie16]

Granted but they're plotting your death behind your back.

I wish Michael Jackson was alive.

[johnHorn]

Granted but the united states will officially declare that it has been a nazi dictatorship all along.– and subsequently proceded to declare that all americans are infidels and kill all european setlers.
–› I wish (insert uncorrectable wish)

[bridon#1fan]

what do you mean?

[Cupcakemarie]

i wish whatever the uncorruptable wish you wanted, you get some kind of opposite effect for bad wording.

I wish I do good on my job on Wednesday.

[Cartooncutie16]

Wish granted but nobody's at work so you have nobody to impress.


I wish I could star in a cartoon.

[bridon#1fan]

wish granted but its so expensive that you run out of money.
i wish to live in a huge home

[johnHorn]

Wish granted But you'd have sex with me every day :)›-
I wish I could learn any language in a week.

[bridon#1fan]

wish granted but you you instanley forget what your language is. i wish i was in south park

[johnHorn]

Granted but you discover that everything you have ever been told is a lie oh and it turns out south park is a gian military complex… where they hold prisoners without trial.

[bridon#1fan]

you forgot to make a wish