Random/Funny Stories

[StanFan!]

OK, here is one and its a true story!

Me and my friend Molly were bored so we decided to start recording stuff on her cell phone. After a bunch of just random laughing, singing and rapping, we decided to do something different. I was the kitty, she was the fat kid that was annoyed. NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE! LOL, we recorded that on her phone and it was hilarious! Although my other friend, Sara< kept on messing us up cuz she was screaming cuz she said there was alnd mines. Please, dont ask. LOL, if u have any funny random or weird stories, they go here!!

[Amy]

Well, speaking of cell phones, I went to a Verizon Wireless place with a few people last weekend to finally upgrade my phone. I had just shared a bunch of South Park episodes with my dad over the past two days, and somehow, quoting Towelie became our favorite thing to do. One of us quoted him, and after that 4-5 of the six employees there quoted and talked about South Park with us for the whole time we were there (which was almost an hour)!

When the guy helping us was done transferring my old data to my new phone, he handed it to me as a clip from Night of the Living Homeless started playing, as he'd put it on for me. It was such an unexpected experience... I had so much fun. xD

[StanFan!]

AW YOU LUCKY BUTT! LOL, i have another one that happened to me yesterday!

I had recently got side bangs, and i had to take a shower. When i was done showering i got out and looked in the mirror. I screamed,"O MY G-D I LOST MY SIDE BANGS!"

it was funny, my mom just looked at me like i was insane!

[Amy]

I know, it was cool. I wonder if they'll remember me if I ever go back to that specific store.

Bahaha, yes, they sort of get lost when your hair is wet. XD I hate when my hair is wet because I look weird with my forehead showing... and it's really strange after I wash it. Kind of frizzy and fuzzy.

[Isamanthal]

ok well.....

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Iv'e got soo many but now I'm blankin out!!!!lol

[secondsilykyle09]

Okay this one happend last year, i think.

So I was at a friend's house, and my other friend was there too. Since I was a total slob last year (lol) like with my hair and face and stuff, so they kinda "pampered" me.
They put my hair up, cuz people like it better that way for some reason. Anyway, they put eyeshadow, and lipgloss on me, and put my hair up with my bangs out of my face. At first, I didn't think I'd like it, but afterwards, I thought it was kinda trendy. Lol.

[Isamanthal]

ok here's three it's all I can think of..they happened throughout the day 2day.

well today at school I was hangin with mah peeps spencer,brianne and...someone else I think it was carson or dylan. Well Zoey(who I mentioned on the blogki) came by to call me weird along with bri. She tried to say brang but by mistake she said wang. Spencer laughed,obviously knowing what a wang was and we all started laughing our ass off!!!

here's another

well during french we had a projecter that was on in there. As you know you can make shadows on projectors and stuff so I grabbed a napkin and ripped jagged marks like teeth and I made it look like a monster was eating the french work. The french teach got really pissed at me.

then someone said carson was making fun of jews as a joke. I knew it was a joke but I bothered him the whole day and every time he said something I'd yell"Stop making un of jews" So eventually we called him hitler. Later he said he was muslim as a joke so we called him a terrorist as a joke!!!!

Just so u no my day is usually more random than this..

[KyleFan!]

Today I went to lidl (thats not the funny part).

Bought some coffee. Got home and found it was decaf.

The text on the jar wasn't in english so I didnt know till I read the small text on the back.

Gutted :( lol

[StanFan!]

geeze, this happened on halloween, last year:
My friend sara was a clown!!! and i kept on trying to pop her balloons with my machete!!! LOL, she scared the crap out of me, i hate clowns!

[Isamanthal]

nice......

well this didn't happen 2 me but my friends

in this story you will learn about:

julian,my good friend

.kyle,julian's bro,and my friend

aja,my really good friend

julian's (step)sister,the 3 or 4 or 5 year old sister.

fifi,the white furred guinea pig

okay here it is!!

Aja went over to kyle and julian's house. They went in julian's (step)sister's room.

julian yelled"GO TO HELL FIFI!"

and his (step)sister said"no!she's going to heaven!she's white!"

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now,she meat white because angels are white and heaven(so we've heard)

[StanFan!]

right now, im eating chocolate syrup out of a cup, with a spoon

[Isamanthal]

lol.


today,just about an hour ago, I went to see the movie Panelope,witch was awesome,in our pajamas(i went wth friends)

Anyvays, after the movie,me and my friend spent 5$ on those animal thigs with the claw that you try to grab the stuffed animal.we didn't win : ( lol

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After we wnt to JJbean,a coffee shop,kinda like starbucks.:PThey had vanilla powder(MMM)and I kept pouring the powder on my hand and licking it off.lol.We had to leave,so I took some more powder and a straw(thin and white)I started sucking the powder through the straw and it looked like I was sniffing crack or something^O^

OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUN AND FIXED MY BAD DAY!!!

oh yea,during the previews, I yelled woo! then after a few minutes I yelled woo! again.then again.So someone said,"Okay, now your done."so I said it once more.