The new kid (my first fanfic)

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

Hi everyone This is my first fanfic and I hope you'll enjoy it.

Garrison; I have some good news
Cartman;What Kyle has AIDs
Kyle; Shut up Fat @$$!
Cartman; I' not fat Jewfag!
Garrison;Shut up before I send you two to the office!
Cartman&Kyle; Yes ma'am
Garrison; Were was I. Oh yeah we have a new student.
As the door opened a kid walked in.
New kid; Hi my name is Axel Calahan and I came From Buffalo New York.
Garrison; Ok. You can sit next to kyle The one with a Green hat similar to your's.
Cartman; Ha Ha The newfag is siting next to the jewfag.
Garrison; Cartman Go to the office NOW!




I'll ad more latter.

[StanFan!]

I think you should keep on writing, it sounds like a good story so it would be nice if u keep up the good work

[greenboy]

Well good bloody, don't sit there and taunt us with twelve lines! More needed!

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

The bell rang.
Garrison;Time to go to lunch you worthless brats.

In the lunch room Axel looking for somewhere to sit.
Kyle;Hey Axel wana sit with us?
Axel;Sure.
Stan;what are you doing Kyle.
Axel; hey guys.
Kyle;Hey Axel.
Stan;I have to go sit with ummmmm.......butters.
Kyle;Fine.
Axel;so tell me about yourself Kyle.
Kyle;I'm jewish I love Terrance&Phillip I hate People who
make fun jews.

Meanwhile at Butters table.
Stan;The nerve of him Inviting the new kid tour table.
Butters;why are so protective do you love Kyle.
Stan;Nno I'm not Gay!

Back at Kyle's table.
Kyle;I told you about my self so it's your turn to tell me about yourself.
Axel; I'm gay I love Terrance&Phillip I hate it when People rip on gays.



I need to take a break I'll be back soon.

[StanFan!]

Its coming along nice, pleaz keep on writing!

[bridon#1fan]

I like it so far please continue.

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

The bell rang again.
Axel;Lunch is over all ready?
Kyle;yep
Axel;wow time flies when your having fun.
Kyle;you think talking to me is fun?
Axel;yes.
Kyle;Why?
Axel;cuz I never met someone as cool as you.
Kyle;Wow Buffalo must be small.
Axel and kyle started laughing.

Latter at the playground Axel pulled a beatup spirel note book.

Kyle;whats that ?
Axel;Thats my sketch book.
Kyle;mind if I look
Axel; No

Axel handed Kyle the book.kyle flipped through the book
all the pages had Transformers or Terrance&Phillip and on
the back cover had a rainbow flag.

Kyle;whats that?
as he pointed to the flag.
Axel;thats the gay pride flag.
Kyle;Ok cool.

As Stan went to kyle's to say sorry for ditching him at lunch. stan rang the doorbell the door opened Kyle was wearing nothing but a smile.

Kyle;Hey there hot stuff.

As Kyle pulled Stan in to the house. Kyle slamed the door
and started to rip off Stan's clothes. Stan then woke up
Sweat dripping from his forhead. As Stan look down. Stan couldn't believe what he saw. He had a boner and the sheets were damp and sticky.

Stan;Could it be that i'm............................................GAY !

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

Stan's bedroom door creaked open

Sharon;Stan sweety time to wake up.
Stan;ok mom.

As Stan went to the bus stop.
Kyle; So where were you yesterday fat@$$.
Cartman;I was with mom stupid jewfag.
Kyle;My mom isn't a slut and stop calling me a jewfag.

Stan started to stare at Kyle's lips. Stan than started to picture Kyle's lips on his.

Cartman;Dude someones pitching a tent.
Kyle&Kenny;were?
Cartman;Over there.

Cartman pointed at Stan and started laughing. Stan then looked down and saw that he had another boner. The entire day went by slowly. As Stan started to walk home Kyle walked up to Stan.

Stan; Kyle theres something I have to tell you.
Kyle;what Stan.
Stan;III.......................................... .....Love you.

Kyle then Pulled Stan closer. Kyle's lips met Stan's
they started to kiss. Five minutes latter they stopped.

Kyle;I love you to oh and don't tell fat@$$ or jewfag will be my new name.


THE
END

[StanFan!]

........................wow, that was..................GREAT!

[Rabid Kyle Fan 1989]

Thanks. I think I should do more Fanfics

[StanFan!]

yes you should do more fanfics! its awesome!

[greenboy]

Well, it was . . . . . interesting, but it was good. Weird, definetly, but good.

But how about a proofread, consolidation, and a post to the blogiki huh? The month isn't out yet.